The Thread about Nothing

[jerryskid]

no fighting , no hugs, no nothing....just fun!!!!!

[jerryskid]

I hope I don't have to be Slippy's codpiece too long....It's so empty and big.......

[Goes211]

JERRY: And it's about nothing?

GEORGE: Absolutely nothing.

JERRY: So you're saying, I go in to NBC, and tell them I got this idea for a show about nothing.

GEORGE: Yeah. I think we really go something here.

JERRY: What do we got?

GEORGE: An idea.

JERRY: What idea?

GEORGE: An idea for the show.

JERRY: I still don't know what the idea is.

GEORGE: It's about nothing.

JERRY: Right.

GEORGE: Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.

JERRY: So, we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing.

GEORGE: Exactly.

JERRY: They say, "What's your show about?" I say, "Nothing."

GEORGE: There you go.

(A moment passes)

JERRY: (Nodding) I think you may have something there.



:D

[jerryskid]

Roll eyes Roll eyes Roll eyes

[Comte de St Germain]

Putting the Fun in fundamentalist, I mean fund a mentalist for chortles.

[Goes211]

Roll eyes Roll eyes

deep inside, I know I'm funny.

(lemme see you quote that one). :grin:

[jerryskid]

deep inside, I know I'm funny.

(lemme see you quote that one). :grin:


there you go !!!!

[Mixerpuppet]

So is this the gratuitious Post Thread now?

[Pimp-X]

It could happen.

[Mixerpuppet]

It could happen.


Really?

[dnafe]

Really?

You can count on it

[Mixerpuppet]

You can count on it

I count on my fingers...Redface

[Pimp-X]

I count on my fingers...Redface


If I count on my fingers, toes and wooden teeth I get to 36.

[gabby garcia]

If I count on my fingers, toes and wooden teeth I get to 36.

yikes....too much information!

[Comte de St Germain]

Comte on it.

Time for tea with Emanuel Swedenborg.

Have a wonderful post-tea, pre-dusk experience,

[Mixerpuppet]

Comte on it.

Time for tea with Emanuel Swedenborg.

Have a wonderful post-tea, pre-dusk experience,


Can I substitute the Tea for something like a Frappachino?


Im feeling kinda chocolately...


Tea is probably better for me whilst I dos dealeth witheth thine sinisoidal infraction...

How come lava lamps look like those butt plug things I saw at....

Nevermind

[Monkeypuppet]

Can I substitute the Tea for something like a Frappachino?


Im feeling kinda chocolately...


Tea is probably better for me whilst I dos dealeth witheth thine sinisoidal infraction...

How come lava lamps look like those butt plug things I saw at....

Nevermind


I don't want to know.

[Mixerpuppet]

Too Late heh?

:grin:

[Grapestomper]

This thread definitely has a gratuitous feel about it.

[imagineaudio]

gratutous you say?

[invisibl]

gratutous you say?

gratuitous indeed!!!!!

__________________:icon_eek: very happy hooray for FireFox 2 and spel chekc

[jerryskid]

the point of this thread is....there is no point....not being gratuitous or anything.....

[jerryskid]

MUST











GET















POST

















COUNT




















UP


















!!!!

[Brendo]

MUST GET POST COUNT UP !!!!
http://www.about-erectile-dysfunction.com/assets/images/DTC_tileHome.gif

[Mixerpuppet]

Ohhhhh...

ED...

Brought on by ugly women not maked by intoxicants...

[jerryskid]

nope....still nothing.....

[Senap]

Anything new?

[jerryskid]

let me look

[jerryskid]

Roll eyes

[jerryskid]

no nothing......

[J.G.]

laptop = potpal

I noticed this when making a post on pot using my laptop one day.

[Brendo]

Is that an escrow service for drug dealers?

[jerryskid]

laptop = potpal

I noticed this when making a post on pot using my laptop one day.


hey girl, that's dangerously close to being something

WATCH IT !!!!!!

[J.G.]

You're right, skid! Razz

Consider it virtual-sleep-typing--as I was tired and under the influence of some suspect rose' French cough-syrup at the time--plastic cork and everything...

Ain' no thang but a chicken wang...

[jerryskid]

OK then......very happy

[Senap]

Are we there yet?







No?

[Brendo]

Where?

[Senap]

You know... at the end of the thread.

[FajitaTone]

I don't see an end. Somehow I knew we would get a thread about nothing.

[gabby garcia]

I have nothing to say.

[Mixerpuppet]

Theres more here than you think....

[gabby garcia]

what are you looking at?














these are not the droids you are looking for

[Anduin]

And the point is... ??

[crunch]

The point is that there IS more here than you think, you just have to know how to find it.











HA! So there!


















Very crafty gg!

[Senap]

I found the droids.


But thats a little off topic.


Right?


Anything else?

[Mixerpuppet]

No... your other left...

[jerryskid]

There's nothing left on my left.....

[peter]

what was my last post?

[jerryskid]

what was my last post?

That one !!!!!

[Tim Halligan]

Y'know...

We get some shiny new digs, and the first thing we do is wheel in the old crappy couch...

Roll eyes

I'm waiting for the BbChessman thread to migrate over as well.


"It followed me home, Ma. Can we keep it? Huh? Huh?"


Cheers,
Tim

[jerryskid]

yes....but keep him off the couch.....:grin:

[peter]

That one !!!!!

realy? I don't believe it!

[blackieC]

Y'know...

We get some shiny new digs, and the first thing we do is wheel in the old crappy couch...

Roll eyes

I'm waiting for the BbChessman thread to migrate over as well.


"It followed me home, Ma. Can we keep it? Huh? Huh?"


Cheers,
Tim


I happen to like te crappy old couch.


Ya see that there, that low spot on the cushion?


It took me years to get it perfectly molded to the shape of my ass.

[jerryskid]

MY ASS GROOVE !!!! -Homer Simpson

[Mixerpuppet]

Can you overdose on breathmints?

[FajitaTone]

anything happen in here yet?

[volthause]

negative.

i'm tempted to do something, thereby making the thread not about nothing, but just about anything.

but i don't know whether just something out of anything is any better than nothing.

or something.

[frnjplayer]

Just checking

[frnjplayer]

negative.

i'm tempted to do something, thereby making the thread not about nothing, but just about anything.

but i don't know whether just something out of anything is any better than nothing.

or something.

I am doing something.
Checking to see if my avatar thingy is working yet.

[frnjplayer]

apparently not

[imagineaudio]

I would like to discuss painting the walls in this place.

I'm thinking a blood red with gold accents...

Maybe a little gaudy...

I'd also be down with seafoam green

[frnjplayer]

I would like to discuss painting the walls in this place.

I'm thinking a blood red with gold accents...

Maybe a little gaudy...

I'd also be down with seafoam green

Something around this color?

[Mixerpuppet]

Bus 3 is out and aux 6 is scratchy....

Impending Repatch...

Eject...


It's no good...


khrsuiseophsoerugvnufnburnbvniudfv

[jerryskid]

nothing from nothing leaves nothing.....

[Mixerpuppet]

nothing from nothing leaves nothing.....

Leave my paycheck out of it.....

[padboy]

Leave my paycheck out of it.....

At least you get paid!:icon_eek:

....can't believe my first post here is um....here.

[jerryskid]

keeping it simple is hard......

[kwiksilver]

keeping it simple is hard......

Nothing is what it seems.

It seems nothing is what it was.

If nothing was what it seems,

Then it seems it would be nothing.

[jerryskid]

nope ...nothing.....:grin:

[G. Hoffman]

That is the one problem with the new digs. I lost my post count.


Gabriel

[G. Hoffman]

Please note that I did not say it was a BIG problem, though this whole Slippy's cod piece thing is, well, a bit distressing.



Gabriel

[blackieC]

Please note that I did not say it was a BIG problem, though this whole Slippy's cod piece thing is, well, a bit distressing.



Gabriel

Keep posting brother.


If you think that Slippy's codpiece is uncomfortable just wait until you are saddled with the stigma of owning all of David Cassidy's albums.

[jerryskid]

Nothing wrong with David Cassidy....when I was TEN....

[Grapestomper]

nothing from nothing leaves nothing.....

Half a bee...





Philosophically...





Must, ipso-facto, half not-be.

[Grapestomper]

But whadaIno,


I'm home skooled Surprised

[jerryskid]

Post......





Count......











Rising......














Feeling.................
















Stronger...................































Everyday.....(You know I'm alright now....)

[sammz]

I can't quite put my finger on it......but there is something earily reminiscent about the thread....like a dream I once had.....like deja vu all over again....like the lingering scent of a long lost lover.....


I hope my post here does not come off as just some gratuitous meandering....I just had to share ....

[jerryskid]

how gratuitous of you....

[jerryskid]

one more....

[jerryskid]

and I hit 100.....god that feels good....

[jerryskid]

working to make this the longest thread on the internot........full of nothing!!!!

[Brendo]

or a philosophical discussion on how even "nothing" is something...

[subvocal]

I

[subvocal]

want

[subvocal]

nothing

[subvocal]

to

[subvocal]

taste

[subvocal]

like

[subvocal]

something

[blackieC]

Okay, I'm an American.

Sorry.

Will somebody please explain the goddamn mock chicken joke.

[Brendo]

last of the mock chickens?

[gabby garcia]

do not eat the mock chicken!

the mock chicken is going extinct!

save the mock chicken!!!!!

[jerryskid]

Mach 1


mach 2


mach chicken.....

[blackieC]

do not eat the mock chicken!

the mock chicken is going extinct!

save the mock chicken!!!!!

This is America dammit!

I'll hunt down, bludgeon, gut and grill any animal I happen to take a fancy to no matter how cute, cuddly, endangered or harmless they may be.

Bring on the mock chicken.

I believe I'll have that with baby seal spleen pate and a condor egg ommlete.

[FajitaTone]

adding to the count

[FajitaTone]

who thinks up these things anyway... Slippy's codpiece. geeze

Roll eyes

[gabby garcia]

I'll hunt down, bludgeon, gut and grill any animal I happen to take a fancy to no matter how cute, cuddly, endangered or harmless they may be.

Bring on the mock chicken.



mock mock mockin' on chicken's door

Twisted

[Grapestomper]

Wasn't there, like, a mass culling of mock chickens recently?

In, like, Thailand, or some shit?

Mock Bird Flu?
















or perhaps it was just a mock-culling of mass-chickens?...

I'm confused...
more whisky.
M

[gabby garcia]

do not mock the mock chicken.

[gabby garcia]

(hic)

[Brendo]

how much mock could a chicken mock if a chicken could mock mock?

[conejito]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

[blackieC]

Ahhhhh....



I see that it's somebody else's turn at drunkposting.



Well I'm still the first member to get a thread deleted so neener neener neener.



For which of course I am still expecting a major award.

[conejito]

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...

[blackieC]

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...

Still I don't get that joke 'bout mock chickens

[conejito]

Mock chicken packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

[blackieC]

Cream colored ponies and crisp mock chicken streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells, mock chicken with noodles

[blackieC]

Mock chicken that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my mock chicken things






Insomnia is fun!

[conejito]

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on mock chicken eyelashes

[blackieC]

Mock chicken winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my mock chicken things

[conejito]

Insomnia is fun!
Honestly, I never go to bed before 5:00 am. Usually, it's closer to 6:00 or 7:00.

Yeah, I'm a vampire.

[ProgHead]

I once saw a mock chicken wearing a mock neck sweater. Talk about making a mockery of things.

[conejito]

Are you mocking me?

Or are you chicken?

[jerryskid]

Why did the chicken cross the road??
































to mock you !!!!!!

[ProgHead]

What does a hairlip chicken sound like?





























Mock, Mock, Mooooock

[Mixerpuppet]

http://womb.mixerman.net/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=2046

[Grapestomper]

"My name is Moc, thanks a lot."

[willpowrd]

Mock chicken? Ah, but please no chick mocken.

[willpowrd]

Nichts machen mock chicken, bitte.

[willpowrd]

Bitte, Angostura bitte.

[willpowrd]

Well, it is about nothing, after all.

Nada.

[willpowrd]

Niente.

[willpowrd]

Nichevo.

[conejito]

All caught up in the reverie
Every bird is a mock chicken
Won't you believe me

[jerryskid]

"ENOUGH WITH THE CHIKENS !!!!!", He said mockingly.

[sammz]

Is nothing sacred ?

[Grapestomper]

Is nothing sacred ?

Nothing is sacred!

[jerryskid]

so this is the sacred thread....

[jerryskid]

who's F.X. Enderby ?????

[subvocal]

nice link

[G. Hoffman]

I just wanted to say, for the record, that no matter WHAT Aardy and Zerman say, Paris Hilton was indeed a total skank when I "dated" her. It is an hour out of my life I hope never to repeat.


Gabriel

[G. Hoffman]

Wardrobe malfunction investigator? Well, there are worse jobs, I supose.



Just so long as I don't have to investigate any of Richard Simons' "wardrobe malfunctions."



Gabriel

[jerryskid]

Damn, Gabe, youre the one we had down for that !!!!!!

[imagineaudio]

::taps mic::

Is this thing on?


Testes, testes...

[imagineaudio]

testes, testes.....one.....

[imagineaudio]

...two...

...one, two...

[imagineaudio]

...three...?!!
















...sorry for the triple post, but damn, I'm tired of being slippy's cod piece. It smells like fromunda cheese.

[Mojo]

Keeping my post count low.

[Mojo]

By posting less and less...

[Mojo]

about nothing.

[jerryskid]

ANNOUNCEMENT

















THERE'S AN URGENT CALL FOR GABRIEL FROM RICHARD SIMMONS ON LINE 2.....CALL FOR GABRIEL ON LINE 2....
RICHARD NEEDS YOUR EXPERT ADVICE !!!!!!!!!

[G. Hoffman]

ANNOUNCEMENT



THERE'S AN URGENT CALL FOR GABRIEL FROM RICHARD SIMMONS ON LINE 2.....CALL FOR GABRIEL ON LINE 2....
RICHARD NEEDS YOUR EXPERT ADVICE !!!!!!!!!



Not for all the money in the world!



Gabriel

[jerryskid]

:lol: :lol:

[conejito]

I heard Subvocal has a new singer. Very sexy. Rrrowrrr!!

[Senap]

I've been away for two days.

Anything new?

[conejito]

Nope. At least, not in this thread.

[conejito]

Slippy's

[conejito]

fucking

[conejito]

CODPIECE!!??? :icon_eek:

[conejito]

EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

(where's the puking emoticon??)

[conejito]

Crap. So, how long does this last? The codpiece.

Ugh.

[conejito]

Oh. OK.

After all these years of collecting...

I finally have every David Cassidy record!

w00t!!!!11

[conejito]

But... what about Shaun Cassidy?

I mean, for one thing, David Cassidy never sang an awesome version of "Da Do Ron Ron," let alone get a #1 hit from it!!

AND...

David Cassidy never starred in a TV version of The Hardy Boys mystery books!!

Man, it's, like, not even a contest!

[jerryskid]

Hey don't be dissin Davind now......

[willpowrd]

How about a rousing chorus of 'Mocking Bird - tastes like chicken'.

:D

[jerryskid]

and so it goes.......

[Mixerpuppet]

I usually don't post on weekends...

But I have a sinus infection along with a double inner ear infections...

My mixes sound like a wash machine..

[Anduin]

But... what about Shaun Cassidy?

I mean, for one thing, David Cassidy never sang an awesome version of "Da Do Ron Ron," let alone get a #1 hit from it!!

AND...

David Cassidy never starred in a TV version of The Hardy Boys mystery books!!

Man, it's, like, not even a contest!

I'm so with you on that one! And wasn't he also the lead character in the Wonder Woman TV show?

[jerryskid]

Dude ...you so can't ruin the Linda Carter thing for me....I won't allow it........

[Mixerpuppet]

Boobs...

[volthause]

Boobs...

are awesome.

[jerryskid]

Unlike Wonder Woman's plane....those weren't invisible !!!!

[Mixerpuppet]

Whew....

[Pimp-X]

Ahhhh.

[jerryskid]

nothing more needs to be said:

[jerryskid]

Sorry that last post was actually something.......

[jerryskid]

Won't happen again!!!!

[frnjplayer]

IIIIIIITTTTTTSSSS

[jerryskid]

GET IN THE KITCHEN AND FIX ME SOME PIE!!!!

[frnjplayer]

Post Time

[frnjplayer]

[ Insert play by play of mock chicken race here]

[Mixerpuppet]

[ Insert play by play of Cock Mhicken race here]


Huh?

[blackieC]

Mmmmmmm.....


Mock chicken pot pie.















I LIKE PIE !

[gabby garcia]

anyone hungry?

[jerryskid]

See what happens when your mock chicken loafs????

[Mixerpuppet]

According to my Dad,


an axe helps motivate...

[TSTW]

not

[TSTW]

a David cassidy

[TSTW]

fan

[TSTW]

Or Paris fucking Hilton for that matter. Plus shes always been a tramp, now shes a publicity tramp.

Who made these up?!?!

[Mixerpuppet]

Or Paris fucking for that matter.

Hey.. I saw that video on the internot!

[blackieC]

Hey.. I saw that video on the internot!

Yeah I saw it too and frankly I don't understand the fascination.


It must be like boning a bag of antlers.

[Mixerpuppet]

I'd hate to know how you know what that must be like, but Im keeping Bambi far away from you...

keep you horn-e comments "discrete"

thanx,
Mp

[volthause]

Thoughts of boning Paris give me an automatic-slim.

[invisibl]

yep yep yep
sighs

[blackieC]

Do it yourself Paris Hilton sex doll.

[gabby garcia]

nothing beats mock chicken.

[invisibl]

Is my avatar too OTT?

[gabby garcia]

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
mock chickens somethin'
it's really cheap to eat

[gabby garcia]

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
mock chicken's one thing
that I never wanna eat

[gabby garcia]

Is my avatar too OTT?

quite apropos

[jerryskid]

No rest for the weary.....

[invisibl]

quite apropos


I wasn't sure if it would be too complex . But after a great amount of thought I ran with it

OT Is there any sign of ‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› anymore?

Did he just never return to PSW??

[jerryskid]

or mock chickens for that matter !!!!

[invisibl]

‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› gets that?

[invisibl]

whats with the censor ship?

[invisibl]

And what brings about the ‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› ?

[invisibl]

Is there a list of words that result in ‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› ?

[FajitaTone]

what does it all mean? who came up with them? why do we need them? blah blah blah blah blah...

[jerryskid]

‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› ?

[invisibl]

What the fuck?

[invisibl]

what the ‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€››‹‹€›› ?

[G. Hoffman]

Apparently, THIS (http://www.nopeitssoap.com/) is the worst website on the internet.


Gabriel

[G. Hoffman]

Or is that too close to content for this thread?



Gabriel

[jerryskid]

describes it perfectly if you want my opinion.....

[gabby garcia]

Apparently, THIS (http://www.nopeitssoap.com/) is the worst website on the internet.


Gabriel

you googled poop soap?
:icon_eek:

[G. Hoffman]

you googled poop soap?
:icon_eek:

There was something about it in our local newspapers web column, which my dad showed me.






Really, I swear!



Gabriel

[jerryskid]

hey pretty good !!! almost 10 pages in less than a week....

[conejito]

and so it goes.......
I should've known you're a Vonnegut fan.

Linda Carter, too. Good stuff.

Imagine joining the mile-high club with Wonder Woman in her invisible jet. That's hot.

[blackieC]

"In my prison cell I sit,
With my britches full of shit,
And my balls are bouncing gently on the floor.
And I see the bloody snag
When she bit me in the bag.
Oh I'll never fuck a Polack any more."



I actually busted out my copy of "Slaughterhouse 5" for that.


No Google for me.


No sir.


'Cause that's like... cheating and stuff.
:Roll eyes:

[G. Hoffman]

I have to admit, the mock chicken joke is kinda going over my head.



Gabriel

[blackieC]

You must be American.








But then, so am I.






WILL SOMEBODY PLAESE EXPLAIN THE MOCK CHICKEN JOKE AS REQUESTED ABOUT FIVE PAGES BACK OR SO?



Jesus, I'm dying here.


Please?


Sorry for yelling and whatnot.

[jerryskid]

You see....there was this mock chicken.........................











































































never mind....

[kwiksilver]

This

[kwiksilver]

thread

[kwiksilver]

is

[kwiksilver]

nothing

[jerryskid]

DUE TO THE SEXUAL CONTENT AND VIOLENCE OF THE MOCK CHICKEN JOKE, PARENTAL DISCRESION IS ADVISED......

[kwiksilver]

but

[kwiksilver]

mindless

[kwiksilver]

Nothingness.

[blackieC]

DUE TO THE SEXUAL CONTENT AND VIOLENCE OF THE MOCK CHICKEN JOKE, PARENTAL DISCRESION IS ADVISED......

C'mon man, I can handle it.


Did the mock chicken get knocked up by some mock cock and lay some mock eggs for a mock omlette?


I can hadle the truth and to be honest, I'm starting to get a little hungry.



Mmmmmmm......


Mock cock omlette......

[jerryskid]

and the point is.....

[jerryskid]

nothing of course.....

[jerryskid]

What about the pie ??????

[blackieC]

If you expect a point then you're more lost than I am.


"Mock, mock, mockin' on Chicken's door"

[jerryskid]

"The shareef dont like it
mockin the chicken
mockin the chicken
The shareef dont like it
mockin the chicken
mockin the chicken"

[blackieC]

By order of the prophet
We ban that mock chicken sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy mock chicken sound

if you check out the video, you will see the Clash rocking in front of a grey Victorian house that once was my bank.

[jerryskid]

If you check out the KFC commercial you'll see chicken !!!










































I mock you not !!!!!

[conejito]

Trent

[conejito]

Reznor's

[conejito]

record

[conejito]

label.

[conejito]

* <--- asshole

[conejito]

* The Vonnegutian picture of an asshole above has nothing to do with my previous posts about Trent Reznor's record label.

[conejito]

**At least, nothing intentional.

[conejito]

(Doing my honest best to post about nothing)

[jerryskid]

we're not holding you to nothing....

[conejito]

Wait. That's a double-negative. So, you are holding me to something?

Is that something, by any chance, nothing?

[jerryskid]

nothing doing......

[conejito]

Stop trying to get the last word!

[jerryskid]

okay

[conejito]

Dammit!!

[Senap]

I don't get it.


?

[gabby garcia]

What the fuck?

uh - there's a button for that.

[FajitaTone]

we're back at this again...


:very happy:

[Senap]

we're back at this again...


:very happy:

Back where?


BTW. Where's the closest Quickie Mart? We're all out of beer again.

[FajitaTone]

Back where?


BTW. Where's the closest Quickie Mart? We're all out of beer again.



while you're in there get some 1.75's please. we're out of those too.

[Mojo]

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[Senap]

while you're in there get some 1.75's please. we're out of those too.

How many?