Slipperman
July 31st, 2010, 04:22 AM
Ahh. A high velocity Florsheim or Birkenstock to the testicles.
Always gets the old creative nectars flowing!
Sharpens and focuses the mind... although, oddly, it usually appears to have a converse effect on the male physical disposition.
This happy event is potentially best described as a fairly short duration large scale nerve cluster pain threshold awareness experience, which, ironically, seems to last an eternity should you be so fortunate to have the privilege of enduring it.
Further investigation of this zany and unpredictable form of human conduct, suggests these seemingly innocuous servings of prospective interpersonal hilarity can stimulate great, sometimes wholly unexpected endeavor and industry.
In fact, I would go so far as to postulate that these very same acts, viewed with hindsight's herculean optical acuity, often result in the creation of a variety of magnificent, compelling and profound emotional tonics.
Elixirs of stark and unmistakable sensory impact... even modest doses can work wonders in encouraging additional unique and unusual instances of abrupt human congress.
Interactions which clearly spring more from pithy urges to rearrange local matter(in fashions which demonstrably favor immediacy over restraint or cogent reflection), than as actions which STIMULATE ROMANTIC URGES.
Strangely, it is something those less familiar with the nuances of aforementioned phenomena, might conceivably tend to expect as potential outcomes more in keeping with the long and storied histories of bodily contact involving the genitals.
Cliff notes version:
Shoe me in the nutz and I'll pound your fucking grille in.
Any input on the subject is both encouraged and appreciated.
SM.
Always gets the old creative nectars flowing!
Sharpens and focuses the mind... although, oddly, it usually appears to have a converse effect on the male physical disposition.
This happy event is potentially best described as a fairly short duration large scale nerve cluster pain threshold awareness experience, which, ironically, seems to last an eternity should you be so fortunate to have the privilege of enduring it.
Further investigation of this zany and unpredictable form of human conduct, suggests these seemingly innocuous servings of prospective interpersonal hilarity can stimulate great, sometimes wholly unexpected endeavor and industry.
In fact, I would go so far as to postulate that these very same acts, viewed with hindsight's herculean optical acuity, often result in the creation of a variety of magnificent, compelling and profound emotional tonics.
Elixirs of stark and unmistakable sensory impact... even modest doses can work wonders in encouraging additional unique and unusual instances of abrupt human congress.
Interactions which clearly spring more from pithy urges to rearrange local matter(in fashions which demonstrably favor immediacy over restraint or cogent reflection), than as actions which STIMULATE ROMANTIC URGES.
Strangely, it is something those less familiar with the nuances of aforementioned phenomena, might conceivably tend to expect as potential outcomes more in keeping with the long and storied histories of bodily contact involving the genitals.
Cliff notes version:
Shoe me in the nutz and I'll pound your fucking grille in.
Any input on the subject is both encouraged and appreciated.
SM.