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Slipperman
July 31st, 2010, 04:22 AM
Ahh. A high velocity Florsheim or Birkenstock to the testicles.

Always gets the old creative nectars flowing!

Sharpens and focuses the mind... although, oddly, it usually appears to have a converse effect on the male physical disposition.

This happy event is potentially best described as a fairly short duration large scale nerve cluster pain threshold awareness experience, which, ironically, seems to last an eternity should you be so fortunate to have the privilege of enduring it.

Further investigation of this zany and unpredictable form of human conduct, suggests these seemingly innocuous servings of prospective interpersonal hilarity can stimulate great, sometimes wholly unexpected endeavor and industry.

In fact, I would go so far as to postulate that these very same acts, viewed with hindsight's herculean optical acuity, often result in the creation of a variety of magnificent, compelling and profound emotional tonics.

Elixirs of stark and unmistakable sensory impact... even modest doses can work wonders in encouraging additional unique and unusual instances of abrupt human congress.

Interactions which clearly spring more from pithy urges to rearrange local matter(in fashions which demonstrably favor immediacy over restraint or cogent reflection), than as actions which STIMULATE ROMANTIC URGES.

Strangely, it is something those less familiar with the nuances of aforementioned phenomena, might conceivably tend to expect as potential outcomes more in keeping with the long and storied histories of bodily contact involving the genitals.

Cliff notes version:

Shoe me in the nutz and I'll pound your fucking grille in.

Any input on the subject is both encouraged and appreciated.

SM.

weedywet
July 31st, 2010, 06:46 AM
I'll rochambeau you for it...

iCombs
July 31st, 2010, 07:28 AM
So long as nothing of yours is ruptured and the other guy's face gets bloodied...I'd call it yet another opportunity to build character.

And if you get to pick the shoe...I hear Uggs are a little more cushiony than a Florsheim wingtip.

otek
July 31st, 2010, 08:28 AM
Birkenstocks are in Sweden somewhat curiously referred to as Piss Slippers.

I've never managed to obtain any reliable scientific data as to why, but a possible explanation may be that they are often the preferred footwear of various lowly hospital functionaries.


otek

tannoy
July 31st, 2010, 10:19 AM
... can stimulate great, sometimes wholly unexpected endeavor and industry.



Ah, is that really true ? Great. Someone shoe me in the nuts, please. At least twice.


Marco

MacGregor
July 31st, 2010, 10:44 AM
Any input on the subject is both encouraged and appreciated.

SM.

Without more context I don't understand a single word, but what you say sounds great.

Additional kudos for the nice use of the language derived from proper English :Thumbsup:

Mac
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chrisj
July 31st, 2010, 05:51 PM
Additional kudos for the nice use of the language derived from proper English

I think he has English TOTALLY surrounded :)

eagan
July 31st, 2010, 06:18 PM
OK.

On that note..

What's a "relection"?


JLE

tannoy
July 31st, 2010, 06:32 PM
What's a "relection"?



Well, it could be a reflection without an 'f'.

Or when some guy elected to not get a nuts treatment like mentioned in the op, made his mind up afterwards and decided to want one, he surely did a relection on a swift shoe to the nuts.

Or sumthing.



Marco

meLoCo_go
July 31st, 2010, 07:01 PM
OK.

On that note..

What's a "relection"?


JLE
It is re(peated)lection.
Ain't that obvious?

Tim Armstrong
August 2nd, 2010, 01:42 PM
I think he has English TOTALLY surrounded :)

Kinda reminds me of listening to ABBA. It's English language, but has such a cool little twist to it...

:vuvu:

Tim

rockdart
August 2nd, 2010, 06:08 PM
Some people make a bunch of money filming and making the film available. Others "pop off", not from brute force impact, but from the fetishness of it.

Don't believe me? Try www.californiameangirls.com (a friend of mine is actually one of the founders of this site and she is making money hand over fist. No, I'm not one of the "actors")

So, all you need is a nut pounding fetish to make incredibly focused music at Slippy's place... on the opposite freaking coast.

overeasy
August 2nd, 2010, 10:11 PM
and she is making money hand over fist.

not quite....:Wink:

Slipperman
August 6th, 2010, 02:02 AM
OK.

On that note..

What's a "relection"?


JLE

LMFBO.

OK. You fuck.

I fixed it.

Cut me some slack.

Bunch of fucking hard-asses around here.

SM.

Mesmer
August 7th, 2010, 12:06 PM
Are you saying I'll finally understand Compression, fully, if I just go to my mate and tell him: kick me in the nuts?

...

...


hmm,

...

I have to really think hard on this one.

KungFuLio
August 10th, 2010, 05:07 AM
although, oddly, it usually appears to have a converse effect on the male physical disposition.



would that be Chuck Taylors or Jack Purcells. There may also be a KEEN awareness added to the project. It could also make you HURLEY your guts out.

3rd world order
August 15th, 2010, 09:21 PM
i mix better when i'm angry. I wish this were not the case

Reggie Miller used to have someone yell at him before every game to get the blood flowing... for the rest of us we have The Womb.