PDA

View Full Version : Dear Canuck Cricket Squad.


Aardvark
March 8th, 2011, 07:32 AM
I know I needn't say this in public but there is good reason to plead the case accordingly.

Yes, we are on a roll... having dismissed Kenya like they were American Hockey players at an Olympics but for God's sake please...PLEASE... go easy on the Kiwi's in your next match.

They have had a rough time of things lately and are likely to get all Japanese on us if they lose to Canada in their next game... so let them have a win.

It matters nothing to us... it's fucking Cricket for God's sake.


Let them win. They can't possibly take a defeat by our mighty team without the possibility of drunks dressed in white leaping off what is left of any tall buildings back in sheepfuckville.

As a nation we support any effort of yours to lose in this 'world cup' if it means our Commonwealth brethren don't end up going all Seppuku on us.




Thanks in advance,
AmereconVArk




.

gronk
March 8th, 2011, 08:34 AM
I might hang round here for a while...:weedstore: :vuvu:

weedywet
March 8th, 2011, 01:48 PM
You've had all that practise clubbing seals... But it still may not be enough.

Tim Halligan
March 8th, 2011, 02:07 PM
I certainly enjoyed Ireland clobbering England...

Cheers,
Tim

Mo Facta
March 8th, 2011, 02:29 PM
I certainly enjoyed Ireland clobbering England...

Cheers,
Tim

Yes!

...And then we lost to England. What a disappointment.

Cheers :headpalm:

TSTW
March 8th, 2011, 03:55 PM
WOOP!

jerryskid
March 8th, 2011, 05:39 PM
Cricket???...wasn't he in some Disney movie?

Aardvark
March 8th, 2011, 06:24 PM
You've had all that practise clubbing seals... But it still may not be enough.

Wow.




If you are going to say something like that at least get the facts right.





It's BABY seals... not the big mean ones who can really hurt you... just the harmless little furry pups with those deep sad eyes looking up towards their killers with nothing but child-like wonder in their hearts.



Cheers,
Aardvark



.

ivmike
March 8th, 2011, 06:32 PM
You've had all that practise clubbing seals... But it still may not be enough.

Those seals were asking for it.

Stupid seals.


So a baby seal walks into a club....:vuvu:

Pimp-X
March 8th, 2011, 08:34 PM
We just posted a rage win over Pakistan. Given they beat us on our own soil more times than I can remember I assume this was a game based on a pep talk featuring threats of violence and the word 'fuck'.

It would follow that we will promptly lose to Canadia. Badly.

qharley
March 8th, 2011, 09:06 PM
It would follow that we will promptly lose to Canadia. Badly.

Why does it always work that way...

Personally I think Graeme and the Boys kept the Poms in the race to make the rest of the tournament more fun.

:headpalm:

Aardvark
March 12th, 2011, 01:35 AM
Did I notice Bangladesh picking up a wee victory against Jolly Old today?:headpalm::lol::lol:



Cheers,
Aardvark



.

John Eppstein
March 12th, 2011, 03:42 AM
Wow.




If you are going to say something like that at least get the facts right.





It's BABY seals... not the big mean ones who can really hurt you... just the harmless little furry pups with those deep sad eyes looking up towards their killers with nothing but child-like wonder in their hearts.



Cheers,
Aardvark



.

Yeah, but the babys'll grow up to be big mean ones if you let 'em!

weedywet
March 12th, 2011, 05:29 AM
so you guys are almost never caught out leg before seal...

Carlo
March 12th, 2011, 08:27 PM
... having dismissed Kenya like they were American Hockey players at an Olympics but for God's sake please...PLEASE...

AmereconVArk



Now, now...there is no reason for that kinda talk...leave the USA out of any Cricket conversations altogether!

:Roll eyes: