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James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 04:17 AM
What is the hazing ritual here?

Just curious.

Azraphael
March 5th, 2007, 04:23 AM
Welcome to The Womb!

The hazing ritual varies depending upon the individual, really. It all depends on how much fun can be poked mercilessly at your first few posts, I guess.

I think your best bet is to establish yourself as a die hard Maple Leafs fan as early as possible.

Or, failing that, you must at least publicly denegrate the Habs as regularly and often as possible.

Beyond that, anything goes!

:D

Cheers,

Dave

PS: I take no responsibility whatsoever for Aardvark's reaction to this post, but somehow I know it's gonna hurt.

mousdrvr
March 5th, 2007, 04:25 AM
What is the hazing ritual here?

Just curious.

well............. see ............... right now, we're kind of in the middle of a love fest, so there really isn't one at the moment.
Oh there used to be, and it was brutal. If you'd really like one. We can try to summon Ded but you'll have to post something that's kinda whiney, entitled, arrogant, and stupid all at the same time.

Baring that Welcome to The Womb James :D


-mous


Yeah the Hockey thing there is that :lol:

Azraphael
March 5th, 2007, 04:25 AM
Anyway... moving right along...

Since this is an audio board, at least in theory, what do you do from a music/AE perspective? We can't really haze you until we have some content to work with, you see...

Cheers,

Dave

Spock
March 5th, 2007, 04:25 AM
Hello good to have you.

Well first you need to direct a post about how much the Habs suck as a hockey team to Aardvark.

That should get you a bunch of hazing.

:grin:

lebouche
March 5th, 2007, 04:28 AM
yeah but varks still red. Though he may make a mod comeback if the godfathers so decide.
Hey James

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 04:29 AM
I'm a washed up semi-redneck guitar player, that records crap too.

And I know that BB Kong dude.

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 04:30 AM
Hockey? Are we in Canada?

Spock
March 5th, 2007, 04:32 AM
Hockey? Are we in Canada?

No but Aardvark is in the Great White North

mousdrvr
March 5th, 2007, 04:34 AM
Bro,

I'm going to have to get yer back on account of "any friend of The Monkey's"

But Please for God's sake don't piss off the Canadian Mafia. They're brutal!


-mous

Azraphael
March 5th, 2007, 04:35 AM
No but Aardvark is in the Great White North

As am I, and clicktrack (who also understands the greatness of the Leafs).

Seriously though, one of the great things about this place is a truly international presence. Lotsa folks here from the wrong side of the Atlantic too. We even have a couple of Aussies and a Kiwi or two around here somewhere... :)

Cheers,

Dave

magicchord
March 5th, 2007, 04:40 AM
Hey, James, welcome!

Apparently there is this game called "hockey" that those Canucks are all wet about. I think it's played on a table with little air jets. Pay them no mind.

jerryskid
March 5th, 2007, 04:52 AM
As long as you don't diss the Dead your're ok by me.......You're welcome here.......

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 05:10 AM
Dead what? People?

Tim Halligan
March 5th, 2007, 05:40 AM
Lotsa folks here from the wrong side of the Atlantic too.

Right :Roll eyes:

Officially...on behalf of all of us who have the sense to live south of the equator - where the weather is beautiful, and the women are too...fuck you! :D

Now, about the hockey thing...

All you need to know is that God doesn't have a favourite hockey team...not because he's ghey - NTTAWWT - but because He lives in Australia...and supports two football teams: The West Coast Eagles, and whoever is playing Collingwood.

Cheers,
Tim

PS: Welcome James. Any friend of Bubba's etc..

Mixerman
March 5th, 2007, 05:50 AM
I don't know man. I just don't think anyone has the energy to rip you a new one just for saying "hi." Even though you really deserve it given the plain existence of an introductions thread (called "welcome to the Womb.")

First time using a computer? (eh. Kinda tired that one.)


Need glasses? (see what I mean? Lacks punch).

Ever hear of an FAQ? (Well, it's not your average FAQ. Maybe you'll bust a spleen reading it, and that'll take care of you).

You see what I mean? It's just not there anymore man. Not that I ever actively participated in any hazing rituals. I just turned a blind eye. Pretended like I didn't know it was happening. (Of course there was that entire year I didn't even check the board, but that was when someone else owned it!) Anyway, I really don't think it's gonna happen man. I mean, even summoning Shotgun seems like too much bother.

Let me try.

Oh Shotty...

Oh Shotty...

Yep. It's gone, man. Just fucking gone.

Oh well. Welcome to the Womb!

Enjoy,

Mixerman

Droolbucket
March 5th, 2007, 06:05 AM
I'm a washed up semi-redneck guitar player, that records crap too.


Sorry, already got that quota filled. You can't have my bar stool.
But... I can show you all my mistakes, and you can cover for me while I'm in the shitter.



Got an extra 9volt battery, by chance? My tuner's dead, and I think a coupla strings have slipped out.

I really can't tell, but the bass player is starting to frown in my direction......


Welcome, James!


Droolbucket

jerryskid
March 5th, 2007, 06:12 AM
Dead what? People?


You trying to get on my bad side???????

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 07:49 AM
No sorry, just kidding....

I played music in SF, I'm kinda aware of the Dead.

**now I gotta find those FAQ's**

Shotgun
March 5th, 2007, 04:42 PM
What is the hazing ritual here?

Just curious.


Oh there used to be, and it was brutal. If you'd really like one. We can try to summon Ded

Oh Shotty...

Oh Shotty...


Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeah...well, hazing rituals. Ok, here's the story, Jack Fagsey: you gotta deserve the cock before you're given the cock. You want a hazing? Do something haze-worthy. JUST knowing Bubba isn't necessarily haze-worthy, even though I've been busting his nuts for three days running in the chat area.

I may be behind on reading any other posts you've put up or whatever, but the bottom line is, I'm already feeling like I'm wasting my time. Jump in and hold on tight.

Love Always,
Shotgun

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 06:07 PM
Not that I WANT to be hazed or anything.....

But I did make a couple of records some of you may have heard in the supermarket.

jerryskid
March 5th, 2007, 06:15 PM
:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:



SHOTGUN!!!!!!

magicchord
March 5th, 2007, 06:16 PM
Now, now, we'll have none of that, James.

No name-dropping.

Only Mixerman can do that; he worked with the famous band Bitch Slap.

archtop
March 5th, 2007, 06:16 PM
"James -CLEAN UP AISLE 5"



Your right I have heard that one.

Mixerman
March 5th, 2007, 07:15 PM
Not that I WANT to be hazed or anything.....

But I did make a couple of records some of you may have heard in the supermarket.

:lol:

This is the perfect response after Shotgun's. Thank you for that.

Mixerman

jerryskid
March 5th, 2007, 07:51 PM
"James -CLEAN UP AISLE 5"



Your right I have heard that one.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mixerpuppet
March 5th, 2007, 08:26 PM
The ploy won't work....

It Can't!!!!

Newbies who ask about hazing are trying to avoid hazing by bring it up first!

He slags Hockey and the Dead (sacastically even) and Shotgun fails to fire after havin his trigger tickled my Mixie....

Something is not right...

Let me know when ya alls finger it out....

PRobb
March 5th, 2007, 09:11 PM
As am I, and clicktrack (who also understands the greatness of the Leafs).

Seriously though, one of the great things about this place is a truly international presence. Lotsa folks here from the wrong side of the Atlantic too. We even have a couple of Aussies and a Kiwi or two around here somewhere... :)

Cheers,

Dave
They might try to haze you but don't worry, they seem to speak some weird antipodal variant of English and you won't know what the fuck they're talking about.

ducking and covering my head

Goes211
March 5th, 2007, 09:31 PM
Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeah...well, hazing rituals. Ok, here's the story, Jack Fagsey: you gotta deserve the cock before you're given the cock. You want a hazing? Do something haze-worthy. JUST knowing Bubba isn't necessarily haze-worthy, even though I've been busting his nuts for three days running in the chat area.

I may be behind on reading any other posts you've put up or whatever, but the bottom line is, I'm already feeling like I'm wasting my time. Jump in and hold on tight.

Love Always,
Shotgun

My main man !
This is great news.
Do we owe your comeback to James Wilsey ?
I say I need to buy the guy a drink.
:Coolio:

Shotgun
March 5th, 2007, 09:42 PM
My main man !
This is great news.
Do we owe your comeback to James Wilsey ?
I say I need to buy the guy a drink.
:Coolio:


Oh I've been here for a couple o'days, I just decided to exercise my postin finger on Jack. :Thumbsup:

Tim Armstrong
March 5th, 2007, 10:04 PM
Hey JC, welcome! Mr. Wilsey is a pretty good guy, and made his bones playing bass with the SF punk band The Avengers.

Oh, and he's been known to abuse the talent bar on a Strat or two...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C5UGVQJYyM

Cheers, Tim

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 10:46 PM
Oh I've been here for a couple o'days, I just decided to exercise my postin finger on Jack. :Thumbsup:

My friends call me Jack. You can call me Mr. Wilsey.

Tim Armstrong- Here?

It's a small world (or a big high school).

jerryskid
March 5th, 2007, 11:43 PM
My friends call me Jack. You can call me Mr. Wilsey.


As I take a step back.........

James Wilsey
March 5th, 2007, 11:57 PM
Sorry, it was meant to be funny- I can't do emoticons....

vanblah
March 6th, 2007, 12:08 AM
Excellent! James and I have something in common. I too was in a band that had Jonathan Postal as a member.

James Wilsey
March 6th, 2007, 12:16 AM
Now that's weird. You were in the Readymades?

vanblah
March 6th, 2007, 12:20 AM
Now that's weird. You were in the Readymades?

Nope. I don't even remember what we called ourselves. This was only about ten years ago. You'd think I could remember. It never really went anywhere.

dnafe
March 6th, 2007, 12:21 AM
....but you'll have to post something that's kinda whiney, entitled, arrogant, and stupid all at the same time.


-mous




Hazing!

No way!

That'll just earn him a quick 20,000 rep points Mous

blackieC
March 6th, 2007, 12:30 AM
Welcome, James.

If you're a friend of Bubba and Tim's, then by God, you're alright with me.


Kinda off topic, but when are we going to get a dumbass newb up in here so someone else can help me with the floor?

Shotgun
March 6th, 2007, 12:46 AM
Excellent! James and I have something in common. I too was in a band that had Jonathan Postal as a member.


Two things. You both also think I'm a dick. :Razz:

Brendo
March 6th, 2007, 01:10 AM
yeah but varks still red. Though he may make a mod comeback if the godfathers so decide.
Hey James

it doesnt matter, he can still give out a 250,000 point rep, since he's a mod.

James Wilsey
March 6th, 2007, 01:22 AM
Two things. You both also think I'm a dick. :Razz:

Nawww... I don't even know you yet. Besides, I hail from Missouri too- we used to call it the 'Blow Me' state.

I just had the good sense to get the hell outa there.

El Cabron
March 6th, 2007, 02:37 AM
Hey James.

Welcome.

Did you write the riff in "Wicked Game?"

If so, good man.

I too am a friend of Bubba's.

Eddie

mousdrvr
March 6th, 2007, 02:47 AM
Yo Eddie!

Sup? Good to see ya here brother!



-mous

El Cabron
March 6th, 2007, 03:01 AM
thanks Mous.
Good to be here.

e

James Wilsey
March 6th, 2007, 03:01 AM
Did you write the riff in "Wicked Game?"


I didn't write it down, but I made it up and played it, thanks-!

vanblah
March 6th, 2007, 03:12 AM
Two things. You both also think I'm a dick. :Razz:

I don't think you're a dick. I know it after witnessing it firsthand. :grin:

On yet another tangential side-note: What the hell is up with the Missouri connection? (I'm originally from Columbia). I have met more people from Missouri in the last few months than I ever met while living there.

shlampe
March 6th, 2007, 03:18 AM
damnit, i gotta stop working so much, you're already less of a newbie than me and I was on the first frickin' cape (well that and i never have all that much interesting to say as evidenced by this post...)

magicchord
March 6th, 2007, 07:05 PM
I didn't write it down, but I made it up and played it, thanks-!

The guy in the video had a lot more hair :D

bbkong
March 6th, 2007, 07:12 PM
I too am a friend of Bubba's.




Guess I should get some FOB buttons made.

Or bumper stickers.

Nah, that'd just get you pulled over for loud pipes.

Buttons it is.

Unfcknblvbl
March 6th, 2007, 07:22 PM
Or bumper stickers.



"I'm Mad Too, Bubba!"

Shotgun
March 6th, 2007, 08:11 PM
I don't think you're a dick. I know it after witnessing it firsthand. :grin:

On yet another tangential side-note: What the hell is up with the Missouri connection? (I'm originally from Columbia). I have met more people from Missouri in the last few months than I ever met while living there.


It's where I am living now, but not where I was born. If you're up this way, stop by and say boo.

Blow me state indeed. That's good stuff right there.

Some of you natives care to fill a brother in on where one can find a gig with something other than morons around this place?

~S


PS-- I need a button too, Bubba. But can mine say somethin special? Maybe have kissy lips on it or somethin?

mousdrvr
March 6th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Guess I should get some FOB buttons made.

Or bumper stickers.



Yeah yeah!

Dude I'll slap them on all my cases.

I can see it now. One day I'll be in BUR and see some strung out POS sprinting away from baggage claim, with that nice new Start I got from TJ. Some big ole Harley dude will Clothes Line him, hand me the case and say "I saw the sticker" :lol:

Yeah ya gotta do it, maybe a little tiny plug in the corner for RSR.
Viral Marketing at it's best.


-mous

James Wilsey
March 6th, 2007, 10:08 PM
Some of you natives care to fill a brother in on where one can find a gig with something other than morons around this place?


Uhh ...Hmmm.... Er.....

I'm guessing Branson is out?

Shotgun
March 6th, 2007, 10:20 PM
Uhh ...Hmmm.... Er.....

I'm guessing Branson is out?


I admit I have only been down there like once, to a knife store. I know there's a lot of playing going on at your various theaters, is there recording action goin on that-a-way as well?

Mixerpuppet
March 6th, 2007, 10:28 PM
Try Silver Dollar City!!!!

Grab a bucket and a string and your golden...

(I lived in Knob Noster a couple years)

My sis gat her Masters in Pysco at Columbia...

If anyone asks..

I've never been to Misery!!!!

our lil secret... shhhhhh.....

jerryskid
March 6th, 2007, 10:48 PM
never mind....

Palewailer
March 7th, 2007, 05:07 AM
Hey Bubba, I think I have room on my tenor case for one more bumper sticker.

I'll save a spot.

James Wilsey
March 7th, 2007, 08:01 PM
That's weird. I got my bumpersticker hat and t-shirt 6 months ago. I don't know why you guys haven't received yours unless...

Nevermind.

Palewailer
March 9th, 2007, 04:18 PM
You got a shirt?

My liver went to the Rib Shack and all I got was a mild hangover.:Razz:

I was going to go for the free haircut, but my ride was leaving.

ded4now
March 11th, 2007, 07:11 AM
In case any of you didn't know, Shotgun is actually my mother.

David Aurora
March 11th, 2007, 08:14 AM
fuck dude, you cant just walk in here with your fucking guitar tone and politely enquire about getting hazed. fuck. im on your myspace now having a listen, and obviously ive heard you play once or twice before in supermarkets....fuck ive even covered the aformentioned song!

in other words, welcome and nice playing......err.....dick.....or something......

Cosmic Pig
March 11th, 2007, 09:20 AM
Welcome, James.

If you're a friend of Bubba and Tim's, then by God, you're alright with me.


Kinda off topic, but when are we going to get a dumbass newb up in here so someone else can help me with the floor?


Ahhh... see there ain't no hazing if you've done anything. Then they all line up with a big cluster of rubbery tech spouty lips and anally vaccuum you over to the cool kid's table.

I mean shit, I can play that solo twice as fast and twice as loud. maybe even three times. Ya don't see no engineers liplocked on my ass.

Lucky for you I seem to be having some sexual orientation problems after opening the closet door on my Enya affliction, or I'd beat ya with my cock.

Anyway... where's my fucking mop.

Cos.

David Aurora
March 11th, 2007, 09:29 AM
Ahhh... see there ain't no hazing if you've done anything. Then they all line up with a big cluster of rubbery tech spouty lips and anally vaccuum you over to the cool kid's table.

I mean shit, I can play that solo twice as fast and twice as loud. maybe even three times. Ya don't see no engineers liplocked on my ass.

Lucky for you I seem to be having some sexual orientation problems after opening the closet door on my Enya affliction, or I'd beat ya with my cock.

Anyway... where's my fucking mop.

Cos.

HAHAHAHA no way!!! you like enya???!!! there IS something wrong with that!

James Wilsey
March 11th, 2007, 06:14 PM
You mean Peter Frampton's 'I'm Enya?'

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/21/200px-I'm_In_You_Album.jpg

Tim Armstrong
March 11th, 2007, 07:06 PM
That Peter Frampton sure was purty!!!

:Redface:

NTTAWWT!

Cheers, Tim

mousdrvr
March 11th, 2007, 10:10 PM
http://www.davin.com/Enya_Verb.jpg

Aardvark
March 11th, 2007, 10:34 PM
In case any of you didn't know, Shotgun is actually my mother.


I thought he was your mother and your brother?


Don't bother telling us about the whole breastfeeding thing either.



Cheers,
Aardvark

:Razz:

Shotgun
March 13th, 2007, 03:19 PM
I thought he was your mother and your brother?


Don't bother telling us about the whole breastfeeding thing either.



Cheers,
Aardvark

:Razz:


Don't act like you weren't there that one time.

~S


PS--
DED! LONG TIME NO SEE, MY LOVE!

mousdrvr
March 19th, 2007, 07:28 AM
You mean Peter Frampton's 'I'm Enya?'

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/21/200px-I'm_In_You_Album.jpg

I heard some of your stuff from Bubba's the other day. It kicked my ass over even over Skype!

Respect!

-mous