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darthpony
March 7th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Hey guys.

I'm new.
I'm not a Maple Leafs fan. In fact I live in South Africa so hockey is just something I see on the picture box sometimes.

I like long walks on the beach and Pina Coladas.

Ok that's about it.

Aardvark
March 7th, 2007, 03:20 PM
I'm not a Maple Leafs fan.

Good start.

Great start really.

Welcome.



Cheers,
Aardvark
All Leaf fans are nutters, complete nutters and delusional quacks.
:Wink:

Thumper
March 7th, 2007, 03:25 PM
Welcome!!!

Now go buy the beer, new guy...

Some homeless guy took a shit on the front steps. Someone needs to clean it up. You're here.

A rat died in the boiler room. Here's a broom and a paper bag.

Slippy plugged up the toilet again. The plunger's next to the shitter. And by shitter I mean a few blocks away at Ace... Here's a fiver.

Hey buddy, can you go buy some more beer?

J.G.
March 7th, 2007, 03:29 PM
Welcome to the joint, darth.

LOVE that avatar.

Oh, and regarding the beer, can ya make it the hi octane, uber tasty Belgian fare--that 5% stuff just takes up too much space.

; J

darthpony
March 7th, 2007, 03:45 PM
Ok I slapped a drummer around for a bit and...

1. Beer - check.
2. Shit - check.
3. Rat - check.
4. More beer - check.
5. Some more beer - check.

I've got Erdinger and Leffe. If you're not happy with those 2 choices, you shouldn't be drinking beer; you should be drinking sherry.


Thanks for the welcome guys :)

darthpony
March 7th, 2007, 03:49 PM
Welcome to the joint, darth.

LOVE that avatar.



That's cuz you're a laddeeeee!!

J.G.
March 7th, 2007, 04:33 PM
I've got Erdinger and Leffe. If you're not happy with those 2 choices, you shouldn't be drinking beer; you should be drinking sherry.

Happy--check.

Happier--Duvel.

Girly--check.

Girlier--Kriek--and YUM.

; J

darthpony
March 7th, 2007, 05:05 PM
Duval.
Kreik


I'm assuming these are alcoholic beverages? :)

clicktrack
March 7th, 2007, 05:05 PM
I've got Erdinger and Leffe. If you're not happy with those 2 choices, you shouldn't be drinking beer; you should be drinking sherry.




THAT was funny.


Humour gets ya a by on not being a Leafs fan.

Humour shows that you have personality, which shows an openness to observe outside environments...

In time your personality and your openness will show you why the Leafs are a great team.

Either that, or a cosmic sense of humour will make you a Habs fan.

Either way, welcome!

darthpony
March 7th, 2007, 05:09 PM
THAT was funny.


Humour gets ya a by on not being a Leafs fan.

Humour shows that you have personality, which shows an openness to observe outside environments...

In time your personality and your openness will show you why the Leafs are a great team.

Either that, or a cosmic sense of humour will make you a Habs fan.

Either way, welcome!

Ta!
I'm sure that if I don't learn anything about audio-related stuff, I'll learn about hockey.
Awesome!

How much do I owe you for the evaluation? :very happy:

bunnerabb
March 7th, 2007, 06:15 PM
A rat died in the boiler room. Here's a broom and a paper bag.

Steve?

STEVE?

Oh, my God! STEEEVE!:Cry:

bbkong
March 7th, 2007, 06:29 PM
Welcome, dude.

Listen, don't worry about the hockey banter, there's really only two hockey fans here. The rest are all sycophants sucking up for rep points.

You'll want a lot of rep points, so every once in while say something like 'go Hags' or whatever and you'll rack up a lot.

You'll need em when we finally open up the casino in the east wing.

If you've never seen a hockey game, think WWF with clubs on ice and you're pretty close. Bring a sweater.

Shotgun
March 7th, 2007, 06:33 PM
Ta!
I'm sure that if I don't learn anything about audio-related stuff, I'll learn about hockey.
Awesome!

How much do I owe you for the evaluation? :very happy:

There's nothing to learn about hockey. It's pointless. It's ice soccer. They use a puck because the ball kept going flat when they kicked it wearing skates. The sticks are really to keep from falling down.

bbkong
March 7th, 2007, 06:40 PM
I think the whole stick idea came from a bunch of hungry orthodontists.


What do you call a hockey player with a full set of teeth?


A noob.

Starfucker
March 7th, 2007, 06:43 PM
I'm assuming these are alcoholic beverages? :)

As one of the few belgians here (and in the world) I should point out that it's Duvel and Kriek. We also have Judas and Satan beer here :Twisted:

Since you don't know that I assume you really are a laaaadeeeee. That or you're the only gay in the village, Myfanwy!

Azraphael
March 7th, 2007, 06:48 PM
Welcome, darth. Nice to have you aboard.

Re: Hockey... if you're not a Leafs fan, that's okay. Not admirable, but okay. See, that's one big difference between Leafs fans and Habs fans.... Leafs fans don't mind of other people having differing opinions.

Habs fans are... touchy, shall we say. :)

Just curious... bbkong, you claim there are only 2 hockey fans here. Just curious as to who you think they are... I can come up with more than that off the top of my head, even if I make the obvious distinction between hockey fans and Habs fans.

(I'm already at -666666 rep points. Can't get blood from a stone, Aardie! :))

Anywa, darth... you've found the coolest joint on the internet. Hvae fun with it. And make sure you pass Steve over to bunner... I'm sure he'll want to arrange a proper memorial.

Cheers,

Dave

bbkong
March 7th, 2007, 06:54 PM
I see by your rep count that you'll be emptying ashtrays in the casino.


Go Hags!

jerryskid
March 7th, 2007, 07:21 PM
Welcome Darth, I'm sure Blackie C will want to get with you about taking over floor duty......Bunner let me know when the funeral is, and I'll get working on the euolgy.....hmmmm...let's see.....










Steve was a good rat..not like your standard vermin hanging out at the Taco Bell......












ummmm....













I'll work on it,....

Shotgun
March 7th, 2007, 07:33 PM
There's nothing to learn about hockey. It's pointless. It's ice soccer. They use a puck because the ball kept going flat when they kicked it wearing skates. The sticks are really to keep from falling down.


I shoulda known better than this. Fuckin Repvark.

J.G.
March 7th, 2007, 07:58 PM
As one of the few belgians here (and in the world) I should point out that it's Duvel and Kriek. We also have Judas and Satan beer here :Twisted:

Since you don't know that I assume you really are a laaaadeeeee. That or you're the only gay in the village, Myfanwy!

Duly noted, Starman, and duly corrected with a smile that is now cravin' both of those tasty brews suMm fierce!

; J

mousdrvr
March 7th, 2007, 08:10 PM
Welcome to the joint, darth.

LOVE that avatar.

Oh, and regarding the beer, can ya make it the hi octane, uber tasty Belgian fare--that 5% stuff just takes up too much space.

; J


JG, I couldn't agree more!


Darthpony,

Sup? welcome to The Womb.

Goes211
March 7th, 2007, 08:24 PM
A rat died in the boiler room. Here's a broom and a paper bag.

Steve?

STEVE?

Oh, my God! STEEEVE!:Cry:

That was Basil, not Steve.
Baaa-sil !

Carlo
March 8th, 2007, 02:41 AM
Anywa, darth... you've found the coolest joint on the internet. Hvae fun with it. And make sure you pass Steve over to bunner... I'm sure he'll want to arrange a proper memorial.
Cheers,
Dave

+10,000

Cosmic Pig
March 8th, 2007, 06:38 AM
Welcome Darth. Hawky shmawky. The thing more boring than a hawky game is a hawky fan.

All ya gotta do around here is keep a firm liplock on the asses of the cool kids. Some have met Mick Jagger ya know.

I myself have met famous people too... George Peppard when I was 9, hence my cool kid status.

Here you might need this:

http://members.shaw.ca/cosmicpig/gayometer.gif

Always check it before picking up the soap. The fags are always lurking and ever vigilant for the chance to convert us to their rather flamboyant lifestyle. You can tell they're near by the Steely Dan music.

Shit I said rather flamboyant... oh fuck look at that meter! Run! Fucking RUN!
















.... hey is that Nora Jones playing?

Cos.

darthpony
March 8th, 2007, 09:05 AM
Lol, thanks for all the welcomes.. It really makes a body feel more comfortable.

Steve will get his burial and so will the next guitarist who gets in behind a drumkit during a rehearsal.


And as far as all things Belgium is concerned, I only know about Leffe and a book called "Hopla! Waar is poes?" which in Afrikaans (my native tongue) is very naughty!

We're not really too spoiled for choice of world liquor..

Boom boom! Shake the room!

ps: I'm not shouting anything re: "Go hags!"
What do you think I am? A d(r)ummer?

Mixerman
March 8th, 2007, 09:14 AM
Welcome New Guy #2.

Fair warning though, I will be merging all these "new guy" posts into the "Welcome to the Womb" thread in the next day or so. Just in case you're looking for it later or something.

And worry not. I don't blame you for this. It's our security staff. They're nice to people now. And so visitors feel free to post up and say "Hi!" We had one security agent hug a new sign-up recently. Actually, he hugged three of them. Contessa and her two girlfriends. Well, okay, this is a bad example. Sorry about that.

Yeah, so security is out the window. It's mayhem around here. People just posting up enjoyable "howdy doody" type posts and nothing. Nadda. Other than a welcoming committee, of course.

Welcome to The Womb.

Mixerman

darthpony
March 8th, 2007, 09:26 AM
I got hugged too... Your agents carry guns right? In their pockets? I asked about that.


Wait...


Thanks for the welcome though! You can move any of my posts and stolen goods whenever :)

Tim Halligan
March 8th, 2007, 10:22 AM
Welcome Darth.

Given that you come from the correct hemisphere, you'll be able to discuss important things such as cricket, and rugby.

Rugbty League isn't mentioned either here...or in polite company.

Don't even think about the ice hockey nut-swogglers...they are obviously deficient in ways beyond measure. We tolerate them because sometimes they say the occasional lucid comment in relation to audio.

Cheers,
Tim


PS. Did you mention beer? It's beer o'clock over here... :D

clicktrack
March 8th, 2007, 07:11 PM
I got hugged too... Your agents carry guns right? In their pockets? I asked about that.



If The Hug was from behind, or
If the agent called himself "Ken", "Kenny", "Kenneth" or any variation thereof...


Then I'm sorry to say that wasn't a hug, and that wasn't a gun in his pocket.

:icon_eek:

TSTW
March 9th, 2007, 05:38 AM
Welcome!!!

Now go buy the beer, new guy...

Some homeless guy took a shit on the front steps. Someone needs to clean it up. You're here.

A rat died in the boiler room. Here's a broom and a paper bag.

Slippy plugged up the toilet again. The plunger's next to the shitter. And by shitter I mean a few blocks away at Ace... Here's a fiver.

Hey buddy, can you go buy some more beer?

Clearly, as always, Thumpers dishing out the best jobs .

As for what Tim said, i'll be mentioning nadda to do with cricket or rugby as we're playing badly in both said sports. (guess who im talkiing about? Aussies and Irish keep your mouths shut) : )

Welcome m'lady!

leester
March 9th, 2007, 06:19 PM
I shoulda known better than this. Fuckin Repvark.

sing with me now...


If there's a goal that everyone remembers it was back in ol' 72
We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger
And all I remember was sitting beside you
You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before...
[record scratch noise]

And with that, the number one Habs fan wielded the mighty foam finger, foisting it directly down upon the bloody side of the scales, saying "I disapprove..."


That'll teach ya.
teeheeheester

Lorin
March 17th, 2007, 12:15 PM
Re: Hockey... if you're not a Leafs fan, that's okay. Not admirable, but okay. See, that's one big difference between Leafs fans and Habs fans.... Leafs fans don't mind of other people having differing opinions.

Leafs? Habs? I guess you guys lose interest in hockey by the end of April? If, on the other hand, you want to cheer for a team that will still be playing in the sunny months, you may want to look west.

I'm not saying that we Canucks fans are entitled to any kind of bragging rights or anything, but Gawd... the LEAFS?! Why not just beat yourself with a whip? It's gotta be less painful...

--
"It CAN'T be too loud... some of the red lights aren't even on yet!"

Lorin David Schultz
in the control room
making even bad news sound good