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gabby garcia
November 14th, 2006, 04:02 PM
insomnia and wombinations at 5am

can't get back to sleep -

perhaps a definitive glossary to represent the cultural and personal diversity of our growing community is needed - as well as other useful terminology for your wombinations.

some of these have been touched upon in other threads -

wombian - one who hangs in the womb

womb-o - NTTAWWT

wombie - digs "3's Company" (see above or Kenny Gioa)

wombat - from down under

wombadian - from the north

wombdroid - as in "these are not the wombdroids you're looking for"

wombaholic - first step is admitting you have a problem

womboss - a big cheese as in "yassir womboss, rightaway mr womboss, sir!"

wombtard - they're "special"

wombulan - warlike and ready with flame

wombanian - typically enjoys folk music and soup

wombtech - those who build and maintain the womb - aka wombaker

wombette - the rare and elusive female of the womb

wombates - dwell together and share a passion for the womb (amongst other things)

wombatic fever - it's an epidemic - spread it around!(not to be confused with mockchickenpox)

wombrhoids - you can get these from sitting on your ass in front of your computer too long staring at the womb

womb-to-go - on your laptop

panic-womb - you can hide in here

wombor - usually not based on fact, can spread like wildfire

wombmaster - one who attains illumination through mastery of the womb (sounds creepy)

woombph - the sound of the door hitting your ass as you leave the womb

wombsta' - has street cred

wombworthy - pos. any thing or one worthy of posting on the womb, neg. "I'm not wombworthy! :Sad: "

womb-to-grow - our main endeavour

and last but not least

wombophobic - the dread sense one feels whilst in the confines of slippy's codpiece - keep posting - this will pass!

please feel free to add, revise, amplify upon or flat out ridicule

peace and enjoy,
gg

woombph!

Droolbucket
November 14th, 2006, 04:08 PM
Wombotomy.... reading a thread that makes half your brain explode.

Droolbucket

FajitaTone
November 14th, 2006, 04:08 PM
great!


now get some sleep, there will be questions, I'm sure.


:Coolio:

jerryskid
November 14th, 2006, 05:58 PM
You must have some of the good stuff....wanna share??????

Mixerman
November 14th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Gabby,

You crazy diamond.

Mixerman

blackieC
November 14th, 2006, 08:42 PM
Wombtastic!


Wombderful!


Most exticulant!





Lost my train of thought there, but you get the idea.

:grin:

magicchord
November 14th, 2006, 08:47 PM
2-hip 4 the Womb...

invisibl
November 14th, 2006, 09:28 PM
wombka

someone who just jerks off in the hallowed room

invisibl
November 14th, 2006, 09:29 PM
wombhole.. When an exraordinary amount of time passes, But it seems like a moment,

MacGregor
November 14th, 2006, 10:02 PM
vombka: favourite womb drink

wombastic: the feeling when you have a couple of 1.

vombmit: what you do when you've had to much of 1., often followed by a really bad wombover:

wombophrenic: when 'they' are after you

wombophone: commuication device to the outside (obsolete, was replaced
be the wombnet).

wombomat: large nuclear driven nibnob

wombophobia: "Hi, I'm Agnus and would like to speak about my problem"

wombialis: drug, helps when the batteries of your little wombie are a bit low (or the tubes do not glow like they used to do), often used after too much of 1.

Spock
November 15th, 2006, 02:46 AM
wombverb - those ideas and posts that keep bouncing around.

wombtography - Pictures of the place.

dnafe
November 15th, 2006, 03:14 AM
The whole thread is wombaliscious

jerryskid
November 15th, 2006, 04:45 AM
Wombinations- what these threads are.
Womb with a view- the penthouse seute at the Plaza
Wombers- untrue stories about this place that get passed around
Wombens- homo sapiens.

Mixerpuppet
November 15th, 2006, 05:44 PM
This morning I drove to Work in my 2006 Wombster convertable and quickly logged in...

Suddenly I realized I missed the first turn and died instantly...

My Wombstone is also on backorder...

GOT WOMB?