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bbkong
March 19th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Shocking, isn't it?

What's that you say?

Bandwidth isn't free??

WTF??

Oh, man, that sucks the big one.

What can you do about it?

Why, you can buy a genuine certified high quality Womb sticker and help defray the high cost of hash oil soaked Zigzags. Er, I mean webspace. Yeah, that's what I mean.

You need one of these lovely stickers, no several, actually, to adorn your guitar case, your monitors, your mom's car and your girlfriend's bare ass. (free sticker for pix, plz post here)

How do you get one?

Very simple. Put a self addressed stamped envelope in the mail with one crummy dollar for each sticker you want and send it to:

Shit or Get Off the Pot
1925 Addison Way
Los Angeles, CA 90041



I can't stress enough just how badly you need Womb stickers.

Look deeply into my eyes and repeat after me:

Must... have... Womb... stickers

Must... have... Womb... stickers

Must... have... Womb... stickers

Azraphael
March 19th, 2007, 05:20 PM
Good call, bb!

I'll take several. :)

Cheers,

Dave

mousdrvr
March 19th, 2007, 06:22 PM
This is a killer idea!

Viral marketing at it's best.

Imma come home with a box.

Shotgun
March 19th, 2007, 08:47 PM
I want points on the backend.

~S

ggunn
March 19th, 2007, 08:50 PM
I want points on the backend.


I'll give ya... nah, too easy. ;^)

dnafe
March 19th, 2007, 09:18 PM
What...no Paypal?

Sheesh!

:grin:

nobby
March 19th, 2007, 09:20 PM
Must... have... Womb... stickers

Must... have... Womb... stickers

Must... have... Womb... stickers

I use protection. Because with womb stickers come [special emphasis on the word 'come'] responsibilities, such as child support.

bbkong
March 19th, 2007, 09:36 PM
Sorry, no paypal, ya homos.

I don't have it and if I did, I'd have to find a stamp and an envelope and write yer addie on it and then lick it and that's just too labor intensive.

Envelope, yer address, dollar bill. I'll get my dog to lick it and I'm done.

No return stamp?

I keep yer dollar.

Sticky satisfaction gauranteed!

dnafe
March 19th, 2007, 10:27 PM
So BB how many do I get if I bring down a nice bottle of single malt scotch this summer?

:grin:

bbkong
March 19th, 2007, 11:51 PM
So BB how many do I get if I bring down a nice bottle of single malt scotch this summer?

:grin:

Bring that and 2 dollars and you'll get two stickers.


Ain't my money, guys.


As stated above, there's only one way to get a freebie!

CaptainHook
March 20th, 2007, 01:56 AM
What does one send if they dont have paper money?

Actually, i may have some american money laying around..

But if i dont...?

Tim Halligan
March 20th, 2007, 02:12 AM
What does one send if they dont have paper money?


There seems to be a few holes in this fundraising theory...and that's one of them.

I strongly suspect that the price of getting the money and the self-adressed stamped envelope to there is going to be different from getting the sticker back to here...especially when dealing with different countries...

It would also be considerate of you to put up prices in other currencies.

Y'all want to have another think about this so more than just the residents of the USA can join in.

I'd love to help...but you aren't making it easy.


Cheers,
Tim

binaural turbine
March 20th, 2007, 02:46 AM
what? LA is not the center of the universe? Who knew? :lol:

Tim Halligan
March 20th, 2007, 04:03 AM
what? LA is not the center of the universe? Who knew? :lol:

No. It's the armpit.

No...hang on. That's Calcutta.

:D

Cheers,
Tim

bbkong
March 20th, 2007, 04:48 AM
Oh, c'mon, guys, of course LA is the center of the known Universe!

Mixerman lives here!

nuff said.

And currency conversion?

Forget it!

We will however accept gold coins, small diamonds, real estate and jewelry, but no livestock please. The company that's making the stickers is in an area of Illinois with zoning issues.

seagate
March 20th, 2007, 05:20 AM
Ah well, that takes us out of the picture...


Nice idea though.

mousdrvr
March 20th, 2007, 05:28 AM
mmmmm..........
By current estimates, the universe is approximately 14 billion years old and 178 billion light years "across", if such a concept even applies to something that appears, at every point, to be moving away from itself in a completely uniform manner. If we accept all of these statements, I think there is no other reasonable conclusion, the center of the universe IS LA.

CaptainHook
March 20th, 2007, 09:40 AM
currency conversion?

Forget it!


Bummer.

Mixerman
March 20th, 2007, 09:42 AM
Ah well, that takes us out of the picture...


Nice idea though.

Not necessarily. We are looking to install "franchises" into other continents.

Enjoy,

Mixerman

seagate
March 20th, 2007, 10:04 AM
Not necessarily. We are looking to install "franchises" into other continents.

Enjoy,

Mixerman

Bring it on...

:grin:

bbkong
March 20th, 2007, 03:13 PM
Bring it on...

:grin:

Indeed!

We need every paddle in the water we can muster.

dnafe
March 20th, 2007, 03:18 PM
Not necessarily. We are looking to install "franchises" into other continents.

Enjoy,

Mixerman

If you need help in Great White North have that misguided Habs fan-boy get in touch with me.

:icon_eek:

:grin:




(edit: green to red, green to red)

bbkong
March 21st, 2007, 06:42 AM
STOP THE PRESSES!


There's been a minor change on this project and it's going to be delayed for a couple of days while we wait for new artwork to come down the tube.

Seems there was a major broohaha behind the scenes because the original design didn't include a picture of Kenny and a link to the Proturials. An unforgivable oversight on my part for which I humbly apologised.

Still, there might be a few of these originals on hand for the first few people who leapt to their feet and ran to the mailbox.

Meanwhile, Kenny's going through his wig closet trying to find a good color that will translate well into black and white and I should have the new artwork within the week, so as you were, game's still on!

volthause
March 22nd, 2007, 07:17 PM
Stickers.

Now.

http://womb.mixerman.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1759&stc=1&d=1174591049