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jerryskid
March 26th, 2007, 02:43 AM
This is an actual ad....I couldn't believe what I was reading...:grin:

http://womb.mixerman.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1790&d=1174877012

magicchord
March 26th, 2007, 03:13 AM
Believe it or not...
Yes, Lysol was originally marketed as a douche!
This despite the fact that it's one of the worst substances a woman could put in her hoo-ha.

Johnny
March 26th, 2007, 03:15 AM
Ew.

emtou2u
March 26th, 2007, 03:44 AM
wow...:Surprised:









ok...:Confused:












uh...i need a minute....:Uh oh:









this is....i can't even reply right now....























for once boyz....i'm speechless....

E. Shaun
March 26th, 2007, 03:50 AM
for once boyz....i'm speechless....

Apparently not... :Wink:


So...what do you use to wipe down your massage tables, Em? :Twisted:

jerryskid
March 26th, 2007, 03:53 AM
for once boyz....i'm speechless....



:lol: :lol:

jerryskid
March 26th, 2007, 03:54 AM
doubt.......






inhibitions.....









....ignorance......








:grin:

Azraphael
March 26th, 2007, 03:57 AM
Urk....

I can't decide whether my kitchen table is dirtier or cleaner than I thought it was after using lysol wipes all the time...

Thanks for the most disturbing endorsement i've ever seen.

Cheers,

Dave

emtou2u
March 26th, 2007, 04:08 AM
Apparently not... :Wink:


So...what do you use to wipe down your massage tables, Em? :Twisted:



these tables?

oh...they don't need to get wiped down. first they are covered with a soft floating pad, then 1200 thread count egyptian cotton sheets, then dupioni silk...

any questions? :Wink: :Twisted:

emtou2u
March 26th, 2007, 04:11 AM
back to the topic at hand...









still speechless.....:Uh oh:

jerryskid
March 26th, 2007, 04:12 AM
wow....that's outta MY pricerange........








how much for two kitchen chairs and a sheet?



:D

archtop
March 26th, 2007, 04:23 AM
somebody needs to sweep once and a while

emtou2u
March 26th, 2007, 04:37 AM
somebody needs to sweep once and a while



you are such a smartie! love it! :Thumbsup:



i'll get housekeepin' right on it! darn, a girl just can't find good help anymore...

Droolbucket
March 26th, 2007, 01:19 PM
Don't forget this one!
:grin:

Droolbucket

J.G.
March 26th, 2007, 01:45 PM
Woah NELLOID. :icon_eek:

I'm speechless too, but now with a slight twitch.

Freakin' humans...

J.

gabby garcia
March 26th, 2007, 02:58 PM
i am a very, very, very BAD wife.

:very happy:
gg

magicchord
March 26th, 2007, 03:42 PM
Oh, that one's a fake, though Snopes doesn't know the true origin of the "list":

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

J.G.
March 26th, 2007, 03:43 PM
Zen 'OW can zey know eeet eees fake?

; J

Droolbucket
March 26th, 2007, 04:04 PM
Fake or not, I:
1) Think it's funny
2) Still don't have the courage to show it to my wife.:lol:

Droolbucket

Droolbucket
March 26th, 2007, 04:15 PM
Here's another one I can't show my wife....

Droolbucket

Mixerpuppet
March 26th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Dang!

Lysol tastes nasty....

Ick...

































































Gives new meaning to playing house and putting the mop in the bucket...






Im just sayin....






Not even Listerine can fix it....






ya know?

magicchord
March 26th, 2007, 08:56 PM
Zen 'OW can zey know eeet eees fake?

; J

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

I love it when you talk in zat accent...:D

CurtZHP
March 26th, 2007, 08:59 PM
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

I love it when you talk in zat accent...:D



Kinda makes it easier to picture her in one of those maid outfits.

:grin:

robmacki
March 26th, 2007, 10:40 PM
Post deleted....fear of God and my wife.

robmacki
March 26th, 2007, 10:46 PM
Wow this one is downright demeaning.

gabby garcia
March 27th, 2007, 12:23 AM
substitute the words birth control for "feminine hygiene” - lysol was advertised as such because birth control was for the most part illegal and couldn't be advertised openly - "feminine hygiene” became the code words for birth control.

emtou2u
March 27th, 2007, 01:26 AM
substitute the words birth control for "feminine hygiene” - lysol was advertised as such because birth control was for the most part illegal and couldn't be advertised openly - "feminine hygiene” became the code words for birth control.


yep, thankful and never taking for granted the women before me who blazed the trail.... (and i'm not making a joke)...

jerryskid
March 27th, 2007, 01:46 AM
substitute the words birth control for "feminine hygiene” - lysol was advertised as such because birth control was for the most part illegal and couldn't be advertised openly - "feminine hygiene” became the code words for birth control.


I read about prostitutes using Coca-Cola as a spermicide...honestly...they used to shake the bottle, open it and insert it...the acid from the cola killed the sperm....I'm not making this up......

ggunn
March 27th, 2007, 03:01 PM
I read about prostitutes using Coca-Cola as a spermicide...honestly...they used to shake the bottle, open it and insert it...the acid from the cola killed the sperm....I'm not making this up......

Not only prostitutes. I am old enough to remember the world before The Pill, and the Coca-Cola douche method of birth control was widespread folklore in the early 60's.

Immanuel
March 27th, 2007, 04:40 PM
I know one woman who still used it in 1999

macr0w
March 27th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Let's change the subject shall we? :Confused: :D

jerryskid
March 28th, 2007, 01:21 AM
Doucheing is the subject....sorry.....

CurtZHP
March 28th, 2007, 02:00 AM
If there were ever a thread in dire need of hijacking, this would be it.

E. Shaun
March 28th, 2007, 03:35 AM
If there were ever a thread in dire need of hijacking, this would be it.

We could always talk about Masengill...er...Masenburg EQ?

ggunn
March 28th, 2007, 02:32 PM
If there were ever a thread in dire need of hijacking, this would be it.

This use of Lysol is exactly the sort of thing that Hitler and his Nazis would do! Seig Heil!

J.G.
March 28th, 2007, 04:56 PM
That brought Hitler to mind here too.

Madnesssssssssssss...

:Roll eyes:

QweziRider
March 28th, 2007, 08:03 PM
i am a very, very, very BAD wife.

:very happy:
gg

We've reversed the roles in this house. If I remember to make the bed by 5:30 p.m. and have dinner on the table by 6:30, it's a damn lucky night for all concerned.

Johnny
March 28th, 2007, 08:47 PM
We've reversed the roles in this house. If I remember to make the bed by 5:30 p.m. and have dinner on the table by 6:30, it's a damn lucky night for all concerned.
"Want a beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning!"
"Scotch?"

CurtZHP
March 28th, 2007, 08:50 PM
My wife and I have had a long standing unspoken contract that if a hot meal is waiting for me when I get home, so is a pile of dishes afterwards.

And that kitchen is one squared away place when I get done!


:Coolio:

robmacki
March 28th, 2007, 09:25 PM
This post will most likely be deleted

emtou2u
March 28th, 2007, 09:44 PM
uh...a hot meal?....that's usually what I get after she gets out of the shower.



This post will most likely be deleted by the end of the day.



oh....no....you don't! this is good enough to stay put!




(and with that....i think the thread just got hi-jacked!)

magicchord
March 28th, 2007, 10:18 PM
Well, let's see...

Gals, DON'T put Lysol in your hoo-ha.

Coca-Cola is NOT a spermicide (although I'd love to see the Mythbusters investigate that one).

What else??

edit: Ah! Gotta love Wikipedia:


The MythBusters added cola to some slides and saline solution to others. They counted the number of live sperm they could see through a microscope camera in one minute, and found that the number of live sperm in both saline and cola was relatively the same. With the help of Dr. Turek, they determined that cola doesn't do much more than dilute the sperm.

But that wasn't the way I wanted them to test it :D

jerryskid
March 28th, 2007, 11:03 PM
Hee hee.....

No Lysol.......(check)




No Coca-Cola (check)






No Masenburg EQ (check)









No Hitler (check)











Hot meal after a shower (check)






Yep this thread has almost everything



















(check please).........:grin:

Unfcknblvbl
March 29th, 2007, 04:17 PM
I read about prostitutes using Coca-Cola as a spermicide...honestly...they used to shake the bottle, open it and insert it...the acid from the cola killed the sperm....I'm not making this up......

Only when mixed with Mentos....

magicchord
March 29th, 2007, 04:57 PM
Mentos - The Freshmaker!

jerryskid
March 29th, 2007, 10:14 PM
"I found Mentos and Coca Cola in your wallet, son !"


"But Mom, I can explain!!!"




:lol:

Brendo
March 29th, 2007, 10:57 PM
Only when mixed with Mentos....

http://www.fhmonline.com/images/cms/tpl_11/tpl_11_ss_lg_2/30.jpg

CurtZHP
March 30th, 2007, 12:17 AM
Is that the chick from Mythbusters??

:icon_eek:


She always seemed a bit too "hippy chick" for that.

Brendo
March 30th, 2007, 12:20 AM
yes, that's kari byron from mythbusters.
http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-1276.asp

Mixerman
March 30th, 2007, 12:46 AM
"Yeah, that's great, honey. Now it smells like twat AND lysol."

In all seriousness, I find the smell of lysol more offensive than just about anything else.

Mixerman

Spock
March 30th, 2007, 01:12 AM
yes, that's kari byron from mythbusters.
http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-1276.asp

Science and a hot chic mythtern. :Thumbsup:

nobby
March 30th, 2007, 04:25 AM
She electrifies my pickle.

:Thumbsup:

jerryskid
March 30th, 2007, 05:18 AM
She electrifies my pickle.

:Thumbsup:



:lol: :lol: