The only Hockey thread that could possibly ever matter.

[Aardvark]

Habs win the Cup.



Simple.



Rinse and repeat.






Please remember to pay appropriate respect to The Montreal Canadiens when posting in this thread.



You have been warned.




Hehehehe



Cheers,
RocketRichardVark

[dnafe]

HEY! Down in Front!

freakin' Hab's fans

:very happy:

[E. Shaun]

I see that Aardvark has learned to not say this year after he says "Habs win the cup."

Indeed, he could simply be quoting something that happened 24 times in the rapidly dwindling past.

Note that he never says they will win the cup. Just that they do, or have.

That I'm a fan of a team that has yet to touch the prize is of no significance, of course.

[Calvin]

All hail the Habs!! Except for when they play the Sharks.

Actually, the Canadiens were my first hockey team. I adopted them when I spent a couple years in Quebec many moons ago. Since then, my native Bay Area got their own team, so I went with them. Does that make me a traitor? I guess it might. :Uh oh:

[jerryskid]

Better watch out....the Columbus Blue Jackets are gonna wake up sometime this century........wake me when they do !!!!:Yawn:

[magicchord]

Is this the game that's played on that table with all the little air jets?

[blackieC]

I remember that.


*clack, clack, clack, clack, drink beer, clack, clack, drink beer, clack*

Sinnce when did ice get involved?

You don't put ice in your beer, do you?

[clicktrack]

Notice that it took Aardvark a little time to post this thread?

Its because he had to seek professional help after the Maple Leafs trounced his beloved team.

Badly.


Again.


Rinse and repeat.



The only cups the Habs will be holding this year is the one that resides for protection purposes between their collective legs.


And I notice the crickets are chiping in "Sens Nation"...the ones who don't even earn the right to speak until their "superstar team" makes it beyond .500




Yep...thems be mightly loud crickets...



:Twisted:

[Logan]

Well I'm a Habs fan and have been for way too long, I saw the Rocket play. That said the Habs are winning squat until they get a defense man who can move the puck and unload the floating russians. Once Kovalev Samsonov Souray and Ninimaa are gone, and we can afford a Pronger Neidemeyer type, we will indeed contend. The Cube will help once he's back, because I think he has the ability to skate with the puck and layout some wicked hits. Also the team looks out of shape to me, too many lazy penalties, Carbo has keep them out of the bars a little more. Take care Logan

[Aardvark]

Anti-Hab diatribe not worth quoting.


Fortieth coming up for The Leafs.



You weren't even sperm then.






Q. How can you spot a up market Leafs fan?

A. He is the one with two cars on blocks in front of his Scarberia home.



Even the useless Rangers have won a cup since '67.



Cheers,
Aardvark

[nomad]

Aardvark's lost his mind completely.


I'm gonna save up my 'Go Flyers' comments till St. Christopher looks in on them. I've talked to the front office, and the official word is that they're 'saving their strength for later in the season.'

[orbb]

Hey, Aardy, your wait is over. You won't have to preoccupy yourself with hockey anymore - NASCAR is coming to Canada (well, actually, Quebec - not sure how you all are getting along these days).

When the time gets closer, I'll give you a tutorial on how to act. Until then, you can practice:

WOO HOO!!!! GO [fill in favorite car number] car!

[MacGregor]

The Cube will help once he's back, because I think he has the ability to skate with the puck

Wouldn't it help a lot if the the rest of the team would be able
to do this, too?

[Logan]

Wouldn't it help a lot if the the rest of the team would be able
to do this, too?

well Cube (Francis Boullion)is a defense man and it's becoming a rare thing in the "new NHL" for a defenseman to lug the puck out of his own zone. The current Habs have a fuck of a time clearing their own end, but back in our hey day the key to our success was Dmen who could carry the puck. This frees up the forward line to break for a pass and forces the other team to be leary on their forecheck.

If you dump the puck in, which is pretty much all that everyone does these days, and the defense can grab the puck and start a rush, your forwards have to back up quicky or be caught in an odd man rush. The Hurricians won the cup last year thanks to a hot goalie and an audacious fore check. take care Logan

[Calvin]

As I posted above, I spent some time in Quebec some 20 yrs ago, and Le Club de Hockey Canadien became my first hockey team. Once the Sharks started up in the Bay Area (my native stomping grounds), I started following them instead. But, now I'm thinking, why have only one team? I mean, the Canadiens and the Sharks hardly ever play each other (won't play at all this year 'till they each reach the finals :D ), so what could it hurt? Plus, I live a lot closer to Montréal these days than I do San Jose. I'm gonna have to see about getting up to Montréal this winter to catch a game.

I think it's time for me to get back in touch with my inner Hab.

To get me started on my road to forgiveness from the Hockey gods (for having forsaken the Habs), I thought I'd provide this small list. It should be self-explanatory:


Temple de la Renommée

Nom Date d'induction

Howie Morenz Apr 1945
Georges Vézina Apr 1945
Aurele Joliat Apr 1947
Newsy Lalonde Jun 1950
Joe Malone Jun 1950
Sprague Cleghorn Apr 1958
Herb Gardiner Apr 1958
Sylvio Mantha Sep 1960
Joe Hall Jun 1961
George Hainsworth Jun 1961
Maurice Richard Jun 1961
Jack Laviolette Aug 1962
Didier Pitre Aug 1962
Bill Durnan Jun 1964
Albert "Babe" Siebert Jun 1964
Ken Reardon Jun 1966
Elmer Lach Jun 1966
Hector Blake Jun 1966
Emile Bouchard Jun 1966
Tom Johnson Jun 1970
Jean Beliveau Jun 1972
Bernard Geoffrion Jun 1972
Doug Harvey Jun 1973
Dickie Moore Jun 1974
Jacques Plante Jun 1978
Henri Richard Jun 1979
Lorne Worsley Jun 1980
Frank Mahovlich Jun 1981
Yvan Cournoyer Jun 1982
Ken Dryden Jun 1983
Jacques Lemaire Jun 1984
Bert Olmstead Jun 1985
Serge Savard Jun 1986
Jacques Laperriere Jun 1987
Guy Lafleur Sep 1988
Bud O’connor Sep 1988
Bob Gainey Sep 1992
Guy Lapointe Jun 1993
Steve Shutt Jun 1993
Larry Robinson Nov 1995
Patrick Roy Nov 2006
Dick Duff Nov 2006

[Aardvark]

As I posted above, I spent some time in Quebec some 20 yrs ago, and Le Club de Hockey Canadien became my first hockey team. Once the Sharks started up in the Bay Area (my native stomping grounds), I started following them instead. But, now I'm thinking, why have only one team? I mean, the Canadiens and the Sharks hardly ever play each other (won't play at all this year 'till they each reach the finals :D ), so what could it hurt? Plus, I live a lot closer to Montréal these days than I do San Jose. I'm gonna have to see about getting up to Montréal this winter to catch a game.

I think it's time for me to get back in touch with my inner Hab.

To get me started on my road to forgiveness from the Hockey gods (for having forsaken the Habs), I thought I'd provide this small list. It should be self-explanatory:


Temple de la Renommée

Nom Date d'induction

Howie Morenz Apr 1945
Georges Vézina Apr 1945
Aurele Joliat Apr 1947
Newsy Lalonde Jun 1950
Joe Malone Jun 1950
Sprague Cleghorn Apr 1958
Herb Gardiner Apr 1958
Sylvio Mantha Sep 1960
Joe Hall Jun 1961
George Hainsworth Jun 1961
Maurice Richard Jun 1961
Jack Laviolette Aug 1962
Didier Pitre Aug 1962
Bill Durnan Jun 1964
Albert "Babe" Siebert Jun 1964
Ken Reardon Jun 1966
Elmer Lach Jun 1966
Hector Blake Jun 1966
Emile Bouchard Jun 1966
Tom Johnson Jun 1970
Jean Beliveau Jun 1972
Bernard Geoffrion Jun 1972
Doug Harvey Jun 1973
Dickie Moore Jun 1974
Jacques Plante Jun 1978
Henri Richard Jun 1979
Lorne Worsley Jun 1980
Frank Mahovlich Jun 1981
Yvan Cournoyer Jun 1982
Ken Dryden Jun 1983
Jacques Lemaire Jun 1984
Bert Olmstead Jun 1985
Serge Savard Jun 1986
Jacques Laperriere Jun 1987
Guy Lafleur Sep 1988
Bud O’connor Sep 1988
Bob Gainey Sep 1992
Guy Lapointe Jun 1993
Steve Shutt Jun 1993
Larry Robinson Nov 1995
Patrick Roy Nov 2006
Dick Duff Nov 2006


Now this is a perfect way to improve one's rep rating.

Perfect.



Cheers,
Aardvark

[Calvin]

Now this is a perfect way to improve one's rep rating.

Perfect.



Cheers,
Aardvark

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So, every time I start falling behind in my rep rating, I can come back here and post some good stuff about the Habs? Sounds good to me! Let's keep this between us, though. I'd hate for the secret to get out. :Wink:

[jerryskid]

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[jerryskid]

maybe that will help......:grin:

[volthause]

The Habs sucks.

whoops. couldn't quite get it right. :lol:

GO CANES!!

[Aardvark]

The Habs sucks.

whoops. couldn't quite get it right. :lol:

GO CANES!!


This would normally merit a severe infraction rating but...*sigh*...The 'Canes are defending champs...aw fuck it...you're getting nailed!±!!:lol: :lol:


Hehehehe


Cheers,
Aardvark

[volthause]

oh man, i just got yellow-carded!!

:lol:

[Aardvark]

Another wonderful Habs victory tonight. A small but deserving gift to No. 18 as his number is retired.


Leafs lost.


Life is good.


Cheers,
SergeSavardVark

[Aardvark]

...I'm gonna save up my 'Go Flyers' comments...they're 'saving their strength for later in the season.'

The Golf season I presume?



Cheers,
Aardvark

[SaltyDog]

The only red light district in Toronto is right behind the Maple Leaf's net. (Thanks, George Bowser)

Kinda says it all don't it?

Go Habs!

[Calvin]

The only red light district in Toronto is right behind the Maple Leaf's net. (Thanks, George Bowser)

Kinda says it all don't it?

Go Habs!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Senap]

All I have to say about hockey right now....

315

[Calvin]

Senap: Bummer. Last place - not good.

The Habs are currently occupying the 6th slot in the conference, but are only 2 points out of the 2nd spot, AND they have a couple games in hand against most the other teams. So, so far so good.

The Sharks are in the 4th spot, and only 3 points out of the top spot in the West. Damned Ducks are playing out of their minds so far this season. I fully expect the Ducks (what kinda name is that?) to come back to earth at some point.

[Senap]

Senap: Bummer. Last place - not good.

Bummer indeed. The head coach just got kicked out and we got a new canadian (I think) guy called Dave King. I think that he coached some NHL team before as well as the Canadian national team. I hope he turns it around or we're down to the second best series next year....

[jimmy v]

I watched my dad and John Ferguson get drunk a few times.It was alot like HNIC.

[prmntwaves]

There seems to be an Eastern Conference bias here. While teams like the New York Rangers can play "road games" in NYC, New Jersey and Boston, strong teams -- like the Detroit Red Wings -- are forced to travel across both countries and assert their dominance on teams from all points of the compass in all time zones.

And this is why such weak sisters like the Lightning and the Hurricanes are able to eek out a Cup; the West is exhausted but even then they make a series out of it.

[Aardvark]

There seems to be an Eastern Conference bias here...


Wrong. There is a HABS bias here and you know it!!! A smell a warning infraction I swear I do!


Hehehehe



Cheers,
Aardvark

[FajitaTone]

Florida Panthers... LAST in the Eastern Conference!!!!




:Thumbsup:

[prmntwaves]

Wrong. There is a HABS bias here and you know it!!! A smell a warning infraction I swear I do!


Hehehehe



Cheers,
Aardvark

Any team relying on David Aebeisher and Chrisobel Huet to lead them to the promised land needs all the bias they can get. Dryden and Roy they ain't.

I also like how the Habs have two Francophone goaltenders but neither is Canadian.

I'll be checking to see if my "Rep Power" drops into negative numbers.

[prmntwaves]

Here's something we can all agree on.

Article/interview with the most important person in hockey (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=doncherry&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1)

[frnjplayer]

Any team relying on David Aebeisher and Chrisobel Huet to lead them to the promised land needs all the bias they can get. Dryden and Roy they ain't.

I also like how the Habs have two Francophone goaltenders but neither is Canadian.



:D :D :D
Once again reality rears it's ugly head.

[frnjplayer]

. A smell a warning infraction I swear I do!




That smells like a yellow card. How incredibly soccer like of you.

[Aardvark]

That smells like a yellow card. How incredibly soccer like of you.


It is actually called football.


Another yellow card and you can't wear shorts and fall down when anyone so much as looks at you on the field....got it???


Hehehehe.


Cheers,
Aardvark

[frnjplayer]

Damn.
Here I thought football was the game where the BC guys break the coveted championship trophy in half after beating the Montreal guys.
Forgive me.
I have so much to learn.

[clicktrack]

I have so much to learn.

Its not you.


Its often the uneducated who call on others to go to school.


Generally they are called Habs fans, but occasionally they turn into Senators fans as well.

Either breed should defer to better and take their rightful place at the hind nipple.

:Twisted:

[FajitaTone]

Its not you.


Its often the uneducated who call on others to go to school.


Generally they are called Habs fans, but occasionally they turn into Senators fans as well.

Either breed should defer to better and take their rightful place at the hind nipple.

:Twisted:


OUCH!!!

That's like Boarding or something. Maybe just a High Stick.
:D

[jerryskid]

The Blue Jackets are horrible....We fired the coach....still suck....Ardie, can you still shoot the slapshot ????....we need a Canadian......

[jerryskid]

Oh, by the way, The Habs are great !!!!

[Logan]

Any team relying on David Aebeisher and Chrisobel Huet to lead them to the promised land needs all the bias they can get. Dryden and Roy they ain't.

I also like how the Habs have two Francophone goaltenders but neither is Canadian.

I'll be checking to see if my "Rep Power" drops into negative numbers.

Seems to me that the Chrisowall just slipped into first place in the save percentage. Cube is also back and delivering some pretty impresive hits in his first game. All is well with the world. Trick is to now get Aebeisher into a few game and get him playing well so he can shopped for a puck moving Dman. Take care Logan

[Aardvark]

Habs just scored with one second left in overtime to beat the Sabres in Buffalo.


In the words of Jean Dore..."The parade will be on the usual route."


Huet was brilliant.






Cheers,
Aardvark

[Calvin]

Let's see - Habs have won 5 of 6, and 8 of 11. They're playing as well as anyone right now, especially given the win over Buffalo.

Go Habs!

[Calvin]

Habs just scored with one second left in overtime to beat the Sabres in Buffalo.


In the words of Jean Dore..."The parade will be on the usual route."


Huet was brilliant.






Cheers,
Aardvark

What is the usual route? Rue Ste-Catherine? If I recall correctly, that street runs past the Forum. I think the new place is over that way as well.

[Calvin]

Time for another list:

1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 12, 12 (no, this is not a typo), 16, 18 (recent addition).

:Coolio:

[Aardvark]

Time for another list:

1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 12, 12 (no, this is not a typo), 16, 18 (recent addition).

:Coolio:


The rafters are filled with joy and the celebration of Hockey Goddery.



Cheers,
Aardvark

[SaltyDog]

The new place is called the Bell (Disco) Centre. Ugh.
The Forum had magic.

[Calvin]

Habs win in a shoot-out! :Thumbsup:

Some serious goaltending on display in this one.

[Slipperman]

God only has one team.

Their home ice is located at Madison Sq. Garden.

NYC.

They will triumph over all adversity and tom-foolery.

Especially Canuk tom-foolery.

I have spoken.





For God.



He is busy repairing a busted intake valve on the Zamboni.

Sends his condolences to Habs fukwits and, of course.... the Devils.

SM.

[Aardvark]

Tsk, tsk.


Guy comes in here, a sacred place of eternal goodness, and blasphemes like the worst of hellbound sinners. Is it any wonder he gets a little yellow card?

I rebuke thee demon...back to the clutches of Lucifer from whence ye came!!


Come spring, when the cup returneth to it's rightful home in Montreal, the saved and the chosen shall drink deep from it's splendor while you prepare to spend all time skewered on the end of Satan's barbed talliwhacker!



Cheers,
St. Aardvark the first

[Logan]

God only has one team.

Their home ice is located at Madison Sq. Garden.

NYC.

They will triumph over all adversity and tom-foolery.

Especially Canuk tom-foolery.

I have spoken.





For God.



He is busy repairing a busted intake valve on the Zamboni.

Sends his condolences to Habs fukwits and, of course.... the Devils.

SM.

It's always this way with ex goalies, it's sad how they spend their latter years in such a deluded state, to many fukin pucks off the squash I guess. We should take up a collection and see if we can get old Slip some help or at least a case of cheap sherry to help him make it through the cold windy night as pulls the newspaper up to his chin (chins?) and beds down once again in the rat infested alley behind empty and cupless Madness Sq. Gardens. SAD SAD SAD. Take care Logan

[SaltyDog]

And in Montreal, we shall drink the real stuff from the cup, Château Molson Écru; not that Mighty Baby-Duck crap.

And the icon? Zero-Amperes? nope, it's a puck with a stylized C for Les Canadiens!!



or a puck with a fish

[geddy2113]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6448/sabresrulete0.jpg

'nuff said. :Coolio:

[jerryskid]

Hey....where's the BJ's ???????












you know I mean Columbus.........

[jerryskid]

Oh by the way....The Habs are Great !!!!

[Aardvark]

Saku scores two late ones in the third to erase a 3-1 Leaf lead Habs go on to win in a shoot-out.

If that isn't good enough a certain know nothing Toronto fan called to razz me when he was in his car having left watching the game at 3-1.

I won't mention any names but he runs a forum here dealing with live recording and his name is not Pounce.


Hehehehehe



Cheers,
Aardvark
:lol: :lol:

[clicktrack]

Well the mighty habs tried another come back but couldn't quite pull it off.

Boston did what the good Leafs didn't do the other night...keep them down another couple of points.

Too bad.


So Sad.




Not.

Heh heh ...

:Twisted:

[frnjplayer]

Well the mighty habs tried another come back but couldn't quite pull it off.

Boston did what the good Leafs didn't do the other night...keep them down another couple of points.

Too bad.


So Sad.




Not.

Heh heh ...

:Twisted:
Dearest Click,
We best hope that the Leafs beat Atlanta tonight or else I'm betting that InsufferaVark will be giving you a yellow card.:icon_eek:

[Aardvark]

Dearest Click,
We best hope that the Leafs beat Atlanta tonight or else I'm betting that InsufferaVark will be giving you a yellow card.:icon_eek:


Ah...look above your post. He has been red-carded and is clearly looking to get suspended for the Champions League finals!!


Hehehehe



Cheers,
Aardvark

[Aardvark]

Hmmmmm....


Atlanta 5 Toronto 2.

Leafs blew another third period 2 goal lead. Talk about waking up on the wrong side of a motorcycle club gangbang. These leafs, even for all the years of practice, must be having a hard time walking with so many different sources of zygotes up their asses.


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.


Time for some more anal tampons there Toronto!!




Cheers,
Aardvark

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[SaltyDog]

Toronto Tampons......certain alliterative ring to it.

[Tim Armstrong]

I don't know what y'all are nattering on about, THIS is hockey:

http://www.washcoll.edu/wc/news/stadium/images/field_hockey.jpg

Cheers, Tim

[frnjplayer]

Hmmmmm....


Atlanta 5 Toronto 2.

blah blah blah etc....


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.






Cheers,
Aardvark

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just scrubbin the floor over here boss.


Move over Blackie...














Don't go near that corner over there.
What is with those Habs fans and bladder problems?
Fortunately those newspapers that Slippy is using as a blanket soaked most of it up.....

[clicktrack]

For some reason, I find myself liking the New Jersey Devils this morning.


Probably increased a bit of the bladder problem for those habs fans.


Meh.


They couldn't hold their water anyways...

[Aardvark]

For some reason, I find myself liking the New Jersey Devils this morning...

Prolly 'cause you woke up between three of them.



Cheers,
Won'tseeyouintheplayoffsVark

[Slipperman]

The Blues will take all.

Just get over it.

I have spoken.

Again.

Blues.

Cup.

Nothing will keep them apart.

SM.

[Slipperman]

No wait.

Winnipeg Jets.

SM.

[Slipperman]

Sorry.

Mispost.



Definitely Toronto.
























Toronto Toro's.




Gilles Gilbert in the net.




He's about 53.




What?






SM.

[Aardvark]

The Blues will take all...

He is drinking the fluids involved in tape head cleaning.


http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?
ID=187572&hubname=


Oh...hey!!!...The Habs won again!


Wonder how the Leafs did?


http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=187569&hubname=


Sorry about that Chief!


The Bruins beat them. If the Bruins were a Seventies 'Can't Miss' they are Jackson Browne and haven't had a hit since Daryl Hannah walked out!


Hehehehehehe.


:Twisted: :lol:

[blackieC]

THERE IS NO FUCKIN' WAY I'M SCRUBBIN' THE FLOOR IN A CHL RINK PISSER!

Why don't you all just get over it and realize that minor league baseball is the only true sport left.




*running for the storm cellar*





fuck you, Blackie.

[Calvin]

Habs on a tear, winners of 5 of 6. Currently with second most points in the east, and only 5 points behind Buffalo for the top spot. Oh yeah, the Habs trounced Buffalo tonight, 5-2.

All Hail the Habs!

[Aardvark]

:Thumbsup: :Thumbsup:


And the Lord looked down upon his Hockey kingdom and it was good.



Cheers,
OntheroadVark

[Aardvark]

Habs start the New Year with a nice victory and those seeking to suck up for REP points missed a glorious chance to do so.


Kovalev and Samsonov actually earned their money last night.


Cheers,
Aardvark

[MacGregor]

Habs start the New Year with a nice victory and those seeking to suck up for REP points missed a glorious chance to do so.


Kovalev and Samsonov actually earned their money last night.


Cheers,
Aardvark

You know, the number of Habs games on TV here in 'Ringerland
is below zero, sometimes they show the results, that's all.
Used to watch when I was in Bushland years ago.

Maybe you can upload the games to youtube or some other
CAPE team's webspace as 'last_skype_capture.mpg'.

[Thumper]

Habs start the New Year with a nice victory and those seeking to suck up for REP points missed a glorious chance to do so.


Kovalev and Samsonov actually earned their money last night.


Cheers,
Aardvark

God dammit... It's fuckin 8 o'clock in the fuckin morning, I wake up a fuckin hour early, all excited to post about God's team... And you've already done it....... Fuckin A'...

Lookin forward to Thursday. Should be a nice easy game... As long as the line doesn't start to play soft again... They have no business being on God's team and not giving 110%. I mean... God can't do everything, he needs willing bodies.

[Aardvark]

...I wake up a fuckin hour early, all excited to post about God's team...As long as the line doesn't start to play soft again... They have no business being on God's team and not giving 110%.

Now that's the spirit.

:lol:

And thus shall ye be rewarded.


Cheers,
AbuseofpowerVark

[freepatriot]

<--- would not know the blue line from his elbow.


<--- prepared to suffer the humiliation soon to come...

[clicktrack]

Now that's the spirit.

:lol:

And thus shall ye be rewarded.


Cheers,
AbuseofpowerVark


SWEET JAYSUS.


If kissing Earth Pig ass is what it takes, then at this rate I'll be in the negatives PDQ.

Oh...I almost forgot...


GO LEAFS!!!!

[Aardvark]

...GO LEAFS!!!!


Why not just throw up all over yourself while jerking off to Rita Macneil porn, take pictures of it and post them on the net?


Have you no shame at all??

Forty years and counting laff boy.


Cheers,
Aardvark

P.S. Susie is over Thursday for dinner...you on?

:lol:

[frnjplayer]

SWEET JAYSUS.


If kissing Earth Pig ass is what it takes, then at this rate I'll be in the negatives PDQ.

Oh...I almost forgot...


GO LEAFS!!!!

Hang in Click.
They can't suck forever.
















Can they?
go leafs

[clicktrack]

Have you no shame at all??

:lol:

Yes I do. Hence I'm not a Habs fan.



P.S. Susie is over Thursday for dinner...you on?

:lol:

You just made up for any Anti-leafs comment you could make.

Definitely. Count me in.

[Azraphael]

Why not just throw up all over yourself while jerking off to Rita Macneil porn, take pictures of it and post them on the net?

....only a Habs fan could come up with this. I think it's probably some sort of free-association-stream-of-consciousness thing brought on by watching too many Habs games, but I'm not a shrink, so I can't say for sure.

I also find it fascinating that Habs fans tend to show their love for their team not through praise of their own team, but by insulting others. Sure, not as bad as Senators fans (who are actually just united Leafs haters, not really Sens fans at all), but the method is there all the same.

Sure, it's been 39 years since the Leafs won the Stanley Cup. That's a simple fact. But, lest you forget, it's been 13 years for the Habs, too.

It's alright, though, Aardie. No matter how vulgar you get, no matter how blind your love for the Habs makes you, it's all okay in the end. You know why? Because it's a sport. A great sport, to be sure, but still a sport at the end of the day.

And you're entitled to your opinion.

Even if it is wrong.

GO LEAFS GO!

Cheers,

Dave

:D

[clicktrack]

MTL 1, WASH 1.


TOR 10, BOS 2.


Its nice when the stars align in the right way.

[Slipperman]

1-06-07

Rangers destroy Habs.

Harbinger of things to come.

SM.

[Pimp-X]

Fantastique! :D

[Logan]

Habs win and put the flu bug behind them. Ryder has a horrible first with a bunch of ham fisted moves, but struggles through and scores two, atta boy Michael. Saku reaches 500 points. Come back win, way kewl. Leafs not so much,1967, snicker. Take care Logan

[Crowass]

Guy and Kirk. Damn we miss you boys. We could use a couple of ball busting, bone jarring forwards right now...............


Remembering the last time Guy skated the cup...............Glorious!


GO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cya at the all star break!

Dave

[E. Shaun]

Location: Montreal

Time: Second Intermission

Score: Canucks 3, Canadiens 0.

'Nuff said.

[clicktrack]

Who the hell are these Vancouver canucks?


We don't see them 'round here in the East often and, I dare say, we don't care to see them again.



Maybe about the only thing that Leafs and Nontreal fans will agree on.


(Yep, E-shaun...this is your turn to gloat).

[E. Shaun]

As a Canucks fan, I have to live in the moment, because come playoff time, the bubble invariably bursts...

So I'll gloat for now.

You can mock me in June. Or May. Possibly even April?

Actually, IF the Canucks make the playoffs this year, I like their chances to get a couple rounds into it. Defense and goaltending are the team's strong points, and you know the old refrain about "Defense wins championships..."

[G. Hoffman]

If I wasn't in such a flutter to get the last chapter of "The Depths," I would have pointed out by now that the main problem with this thread is the basic concept that ANY hockey thread could possibly ever matter.

:Twisted:


Gabriel

[Fulcrum]

Funny you mention reading GH, an amazing thought just occurred to me.

I am almost smack dab in the middle of the first novel, or novels, I have read for pleasure since the most recent Harry Potter came out. Robertson Davies' Deptford trilogy has proven a worthwhile read (I'm currently in the middle of the second book, The Manticore) and an interesting insight into Ontario life in the early part of the last century.

And yet, three hundred plus pages in, I just now realized that I have yet to encounter one single reference to hockey.

Cognitive dissonance?

[clicktrack]

I loved that trilogy growing up. Makes me want to read it again. Robertson Davies, though, had his mind in other endeavours.

And Gabriel...its lucky for you I'm in a good mood (and the leafs won)...otherwise I'd be tempted to give you an Aardvarkian-style infraction for your stunning display of non-benevolence to the sport!!! :)


Click.

[E. Shaun]

Speaking of trilogies, didn't my beloved Canucks just pen the demise of the Eastern Canadian trilogy over the last three games? You know...Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa?

And I just LOVE happy endings.

[Aardvark]

Speaking of trilogies, didn't my beloved Canucks just pen the demise of the Eastern Canadian trilogy over the last three games? You know...Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa?

And I just LOVE happy endings.

In Hockey, a happy ending is when you win the Cup...something your Canucks have never done...though they have lost it on occasion.

Good on them for their fine play as of late but we all know they are supreme choke artistes who are very adept at falling apart when it counts...much like Toronto and Ottawa.

We will talk again come parade time down St. Catherine Street.


Again.


Cheers,
Aardvark

P.S. The Habs really are the chosen team of the creator and the single greatest source of goodness in the Universe. Fact!


:Razz: :Razz:

[clicktrack]

Speaking of trilogies, didn't my beloved Canucks just pen the demise of the Eastern Canadian trilogy over the last three games? You know...Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa?

And I just LOVE happy endings.

*sigh*...

I guess we'll give you that one.

I mean, with the weather you've been getting, its obvious the apocalypse is nigh for that corner of the country and you Vancouver-ites will be wiped off the earth.

So we may as well let you enjoy your success.

Carry on.

[clicktrack]

We will talk again come parade time down St. Catherine Street.



Oh, so I assume the league is to ignore the last few games...one win amongst a tonne of losses? And...just HOW many shutouts did they suffer concurrently?

EVen the "heathen" leafs haven't suffered that fate.

Hmm...maybe they aren't THAT bad a team after all, huh?

GO LEAFS (AARDVARK IS WRONG) GO LEAFS! (HABS SUCK) GO LEAFS!


:Razz: :Razz:

[Calvin]

Anything more glorious than watching the Habs in high def? I think not (well, unless you're there in person). I wonder if the parade will be televised in high def? Probably not, so I'll have to start making travel plans...

Calvin

[Aardvark]

Habs beat the Sabres...again.
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!
Fuck you Nomad!!.
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!

Rangers lose...again.
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!

Fuck you Slippy!!
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!


Oh...and for our friend Clickslack and his Toronto Maple Leafs....
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!


Pittsburg 8, Leafs 2
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!


Now you know why, upon their death, former Maple Leaf players and fans are buried face down with their asses out of the ground...
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!



...they make great motorcycle parking racks.


Cheers,
JeanBellevark

:icon_eek: :Razz: :Razz:
God loves the Habs, they are his team...all praise the Habs!

[QweziRider]

Habs beat the Sabres...again.

We Preds fans thank you.

[click!]

We Preds fans thank you.

Amen! And look who's #1 at the break?

Fang Fingaz! :Coolio:

click!

[Azraphael]

Leafs 4, Habs 1.

Just sayin'....

:)

Cheers,

Dave

[QweziRider]

Amen! And look who's #1 at the break?

Fang Fingaz! :Coolio:

click!
And look who's still there with a tidly little margin as well! This is turning out to be quite a nice season.

[Unfcknblvbl]

I was lucky enough to score tix to the Pengs - 'Yotes game on Saturday. It was a joke as the Penguins won 7 - 2... That kid Crosby is something else.

[clicktrack]

Yet another example at how purile Habs Fans Think:

Bloody Habs Fans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73C0runl3c4)

[Calvin]

OK, so the Habs are getting beat so far tonight, but that was a sweet penalty shot by Latendresse. And Emery's helmet is a bit ghey (must be a Senators thing).

[Smileyblue]

The only thing that matters is that the Devils are still winning.
And we are still beating the HABS........:lol:

[Logan]

SB
Well anyone who has intimate relations with Slip has a credibility problem in the first place, beyond that I don't no what to say.

What is going on? Les Boys are in the crapper OK I admit it, there's a problem in Hab land, the team has no heart and can't score.
Actually I blame Aardvark in a symbolic way. There he is golfing in some southern clime along with about 90% of the population of Quebec. We just lost to Florida who beats us regularly why? It's all that quebecoise energy at their games. Instead of donning their touques, gragging their sticks and celebrating the glories of winter with endless rounds of shinny, the citizens of quebec are deserting the snow and ice for the things and speedos of southern beachs. Therefore the skill set is down and the emergence of a true quebecoise star to lead the Habs back to there former glory is put on hold for yet another decade.
So come on southernclimevark get your ass backup here to the freezing cold, grab your stick and lead by example the future of the team depends on you. take care Logan

[clicktrack]

Funny...

All of the "True Habs Fans" go south just as the habs do...

Hmmm...

[Aardvark]

...Actually I blame Aardvark in a symbolic way.

Sure...blame Aardvark, every one else does!

Hehehehe

I am home now and freezing. Hopefully this suffering will appease the hockey gods and such transfer of pain will result in a nice winning streak.

You are right about goal scoring...maybe Stephan Richer will come out of retirement and pop a few goals for us.:Roll eyes: :Roll eyes:

As for Clicktrack...


Forty years and counting...and forty more to go. Never in his lofetime will he see the blue (blew) team hoist the Cup.


Nya, nya, nya nya, nya.


Cheers,
PocketRocketRichardVark

[clicktrack]

Well at last glance, the habs have fallen to being only 2 points ahead of Toronto with tragic (sic) losses to many a team of late. On the other hand, the mighty leafs have gained at least a point in every game since the all star break.

As far as statistical trends go, I'll take a rising leaf over a flailing team from Centre Hice.

:Razz:

[frnjplayer]

What is going on? Les Boys are in the crapper OK I admit it, there's a problem in Hab land, the team has no heart and can't score.
Funny... I was saying this about the Leafs back in December.
They seem to be recovering though.

Actually I blame Aardvark in a symbolic way. There he is golfing in some southern clime along with about 90% of the population of Quebec. ....
Must be a true Habs fan. The need to blame someone other than the players is a dead giveaway :)

[Slipperman]

Habs suck.

Lose to Devils again. All 4 games this year.

Fuck you Aardy.

Die screaming with a lit candle up yer ass.

SM.

[Calvin]

Lose to Devils again. All 4 games this year.

Luck. Pure luck. That, plus a conspiracy amongst the refs and the league office to keep the Habs down. I can't think of any other plausible explanation. :Confused:

The mighty Habs will overcome all of this, though, and smack the Devils around more than a little come playoff time. :Coolio:

[Smileyblue]

All I can say is that the score board doesn't lie.

The HABS down again to the DEVILS. 5 - 2

PS: I do however feel sorry for your goal keeper with the torn Hamstring.....a nasty injury to recover from.

Goals Against this season

Martin Brodeur NJD : 2.07 Average

New Jersey Ranked second to Buffalo in the Eastern Conference.

GO DEVILS...!!!!!!!!

[clicktrack]

Should the court please, I present Exhibit A: The official standings as of February 16th, 2007.


Your honour, this official record displays, with no prejudice, how far a specific hockey team has fallen.

Now, your honour, if you reference earlier records pertaining to this case, you will see that certain individuals mentioned, in no uncertain terms, that this team in particular would take the cup.

Judge, it is clear that said team from Centre Hice, is in no immediate position to secure a berth anywhere near the stanley cup.

In fact, with little more prompting, I can forsee said team will suffer a fall so great that it will rival only that one other figure of religious allegory...that of a certain cherubim. You can guess to whom I refer to.

Yes, your honour, that was speculative. I withdraw my conjecture.

However, I will end with this, your honour...


GO LEAFS!!!

[Aardvark]

...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...hey! I can fit a frozen bannana up my ass and still have room for Wendy Clarke....blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...Hey! It's forty fuckin' years since the Leafs won the Cup...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...Hey! It will be forty more before they even get to lose one again...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yes, the are evil forces at work trying to undo the Habs season but there is no fear in our hearts...we will make the playoffs and vanquish the opposition whilst the Leafs hold their fortieth annual Stanley Cup golf tournament.


Cheers,
SergeSavardVark

:Razz: :Razz:

[4th&15]

We Preds fans thank you.

You should thank us Flyer fans too...

:Mad: :Mad: :Mad:

[Mitch]

So, if I understand Logan correctly, when the Habs are playing Florida there's two home teams on the scoreboard???
Cheers,
Mahovmitch

[Aardvark]

Habs won last night...it's tighter than it should be and with Huet out for the season our sacred task is even harder.

Goodness shall prevail over the dark forces of evil and soon again we shall drink deep from Lord Stanley's vessel.



Leafs lost btw...fuck 'em...


...Fuck New Jersey too.



Cheers,
Aardvark

[jerryskid]

And my Columbus Blue Jackets helped the Habs stop their losing streak...I knew they were good for something !!!

[clicktrack]

Habs won last night...


For the first time in HOW MANY GAMES?


Leafs lost btw...


For the first time in HOW MANY GAMES?

The race is tighter than a bull's ass in a snowstorm...

[clicktrack]

*sigh*...

Consider this an olive branch...

Even though one KNOWS that the other is less worthy, maybe we should all band together for a common goal.

Toronto and Montreal should work together and make sure the Carolina gets their unworthy ass out of the playoffs.

Then TO and MTL can both be in.

Now if MTL did their work last saturday, then this would have ALREADY been in place, and both teams could worry about climbing the standings rather than looking at who else is close to them.

But bygones...

[volthause]

Toronto and Montreal should work together and make sure the Carolina gets their unworthy ass out of the playoffs.


Dude. 'the fuck are you going on about? The defending STANLEY MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPS aren't worthy?? Lay off the glue-sniffing. We're tied for first in our division. We're going to the playoffs.

[volthause]

Oops. Spoke too soon. We're second since we lost last night. :Thumbdown:

[LIMiT]

First time chiming in on this Hockey thread...

I'm originally form Ottawa and grew up a Habs fan because of my dad.

He went to law school with a Mr. Ken Dryden...

I'm heading back for a visit in March, I'll see if I can't hook up with both of them (Kens pretty busy these days though) and get a pic.

Also, my Dad has a little 'Hab Shrine' with decades of collected Habs xmas, birthday and fathers day presents.

How does that chant go...

owaaaay, oway owaaaay,....owaaay, owaaaay....


GO HABS GO

-LIMiT

[Tim Halligan]

First time chiming in on this Hockey thread...

I'm originally form Ottawa and grew up a Habs fan because of my dad.

He went to law school with a Mr. Ken Dryden...

I'm heading back for a visit in March, I'll see if I can't hook up with both of them (Kens pretty busy these days though) and get a pic.

Also, my Dad has a little 'Hab Shrine' with decades of collected Habs xmas, birthday and fathers day presents.

How does that chant go...

owaaaay, oway owaaaay,....owaaay, owaaaay....


GO HABS GO

-LIMiT


I believe sucking up to Aardy like this is quite effective.

Watch in amazement as your REP points grow.

:lol:

Cheers,
Tim

[Slipperman]

This thread is littered with puke punk Habs butt pirates.

The Habs will bite cock all the way to hell.

Fuck 'em.

Lord Stanley's cup will reside at the Garden of Madison Square.

Rangers late season rally starts tonight as we crush the shit-ass Devils and proceed to end the season undefeated.

Laugh now. Cry later.

SM.

[LIMiT]

A child stands in court before a judge. His parents are divorcing and the judge is asking him which parent he would like to live with. "Would you like to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! she beats me every night i dont want to live with her!". So the judge says "Ok, you can go live with your dad then." the child replies "No! he beats me every night as well! i dont want to live with him!" and the judge replies "Well if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?".

The boy replies "The Toronto Maple Leafs." The judge is puzzled. "why would you want to live with them?" he asks. The boy replies "Because they dont beat anyone!"


If I'm from Ottawa, and grew up a Habs fan, I think that makes Slipperman and I mortal enemies...no? :grin: (j/k)




-LIMiT

[clicktrack]

If I'm from Ottawa, and grew up a Habs fan, I think that makes Slipperman and I mortal enemies...no? :grin: (j/k)



Naa...

It just makes you a little delusional...but we like ya anyways!

[Aardvark]

Naa...

It just makes you a little delusional...but we like ya anyways!

Yes indeed. From a delusional Leaf fan to a proper hockey fan.

Oh...anyone catch the game last night between the Habs and the Leafs?

Click...anyone?

I will go check again but I think the sperm-shitting Leafs lost to God's Team 5-4.

So sorry about that chief!



Cheers,
Aardvark

:lol: :lol: :Razz: :Razz: :lol:

[Azraphael]

Tough break for the Leafs last night. I gotta admit, Montreal played fairly well, particularly in the high-stick-Sundin-with-1:31-left-and-don't-get-called-for-it department.

I also feel compelled to add that, despite scoring a goal last night, McCabe needs to be benched for the rest of his contract. I've never played competitive ice hockey, and I could have made it past him. He's a waste of a jersey at this point.

Still, we're not dead yet. The next few games for both Toronto and Montreal should be interesting, to say the least.

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

[clicktrack]

Yes..indeed...

Amazing when the leafs are pressing and theres an impending power play to end the game, and a guy is spitting blood on the ice...its absolutely amazing that not one of the officials "saw" it.

Whats french for "turn a blind eye"?

"Faites des yeux d'Habitant" methinks...

[Aardvark]

...Amazing when the leafs are pressing and theres an impending power play to end the game, and a guy is spitting blood on the ice...


Errrr....except that Mats was not cut nor was he spitting bloody chiclets.

Typical whiney cunt Leaf ploy to bitch about officiating...think Tucker taking out Peca's knee a few years back.

Right.


Cheers,
Aardvark

[LIMiT]

I missed call for sure....but to say the refs side with the Habs is crazy!

Anyone notice how crazy the refs called penalties at the beginning of the year compared to now? No consistency at all IMO.

-LIMiT

[Azraphael]

Typical whiney cunt Leaf ploy to bitch about officiating...

I dunno about Click, but I'm not claiming that the refs had it in for the Leafs. In fact, if you read my post again, you'll see that I'm giving credit to the Habs for that one. Sure, it sucks for the team worth cheering for (The Leafs, for those of you without a program), but not getting caught is part of the game, after all.

And seriously, Aardie... are you trying to tell me that wasn't a high stick? Seems pretty damn clear on all the replays to me. Sure, the ref and linesmen didn't see it, so there was no call... but it was definitely high sticking.

But, it wasn't called, and the Leafs lost the game. C'est la vie, as you would say.

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

As always,

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

[clicktrack]

Lol...

No, I don't think the officiating was "siding" with the Habs per se, and yes, they played a good game...

But a high-sticking penalty at that point in the game could have CERTAINLY made it interesting, n'est pas?

And yes, Limit...the consistancy has gone out of the window...kind of like the "defined strike zone" in baseball gets wider and more lenient as the season goes on...

[frnjplayer]

Yes, the are evil forces at work trying to undo the Habs season but there is no fear in our hearts...


Cheers,
SergeSavardVark

:Razz: :Razz:

And he talks about Leaf fans complaining about non-calls......:Twisted:

[clicktrack]

And he talks about Leaf fans complaining about non-calls......:Twisted:

That one earned you some rep points!!!


:)

[Aardvark]

That one earned you some rep points!!!


:)

And an impending infraction I have to think!!


Cheers,
TwominutesforHabstickingVArk

:Wink:

[frnjplayer]

That one earned you some rep points!!!


:)

You know the guys that are just kinda floatin across center ice admiring the pass they just made....
You gotta hit'em

[Thumper]

A pre-emptive STFU going out to Slippy... :grin:

[Slipperman]

Rangers crush Habs 4-0.

Aardy snarks more MoosePeenie on threadbare knees.

Business as usual.

More of the same.

SM.

[Smileyblue]

Hey Aardy,

Habs had a good game last night aye!!!!!:Wink:

4 - Zip.:icon_eek: and to the Rangers to boot.

Life is hard when your trying to stay in the top 8.

Now speaking from the perspective of someone who's team is number 2...................you guys better dig deep next couple of games or you gonna be bye bye......

Seriously, good luck to you guys, your gonna need it when you play the mighty DEVILS....:lol:

[geddy2113]

With Daniel Briere out with the flu, Jiri Novotny traded to Washington and a slew of injuries, the Sabres travelled to Toronto last night short 9 starters.

And proceded to bitch slap the "desperate" Leafs 6-1. :Thumbsup:

[geddy2113]

Quiet in here lately. :grin:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7159/sabreswinjs4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Azraphael]

Just want to add that, in addition to the 8-5 loss the Habs suffered to Buffalo, the belowved Maple Leafs won against New Jersey, 4-3.

1 point is all that separates the Leafs and the Habs now. And, as it stands today, the Habs are one point out of the playoffs.

The race is definitely on.

As always,

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

[E. Shaun]

Geez, I've forgotten what it feels like to be a fan of a team that's on the outside looking in.

:Razz:

[geddy2113]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3060/ballsacyn0.png (http://imageshack.us)

Awww.

Did I hurt your widdle feelings?

:very happy:

[Azraphael]

Ouch... I seem to have misplaced 50,000 some odd rep points for pointing out that on the same night the Leafs won and the Habs lost.

Wasn't even derogatory about it... just reporting the news, really.

Sheesh, these Habs fans are soooooo touchy.

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

PS: According to Mrs. Azraphael, "the best hockey team ever was teh Winnipeg Jets, and if you don't believe her you can go stand at the corner of Portage & Main in January and stick your tongue to a flagpole."

....what that has to do with hockey, I haven't the faintest idea, but now you get some idea of the way my conversations about hockey go with my wife. :)

[geddy2113]

Train Kept A Rollin'

(This should get some of my rep points back).

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6092/anotherwinnq3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Azraphael]

Yeah, that hurt.

But, to be fair, the Habs lost to Boston 3-1 as well.

With the scrap for 8th going on between Montreal and the Leafs, a loss is a tiny bit easier to swallow when that particular misery is shared by Montreal as well.

Also, I'd like to take a moment to point out that while the beloved Leafs were beaten by the first place team in the conference, the Habs just lost to team #12.

Just sayin'....

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

[geddy2113]

Nothing personal. I just want my fucking points back.

[clicktrack]

Welcome to the club.

Sit back...stay awhile...it gets entertaining...

:lol:

[Logan]

Yikes things are definitely going downhill. The mighty Habs are starting to look lke the lowly laffs. Arddy can you lay your hands on a quart of chicken blood and a panther penis? We're going to have start some serious incantations. Let me know, I can be in Montreal in 3 and half hours. Better lay in several boxes of molson stock as well, some old ghosts need to summoned. Take care Logan

[geddy2113]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3739/lgpp30041tt2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


:very happy:

[clicktrack]

Arddy can you lay your hands on a quart of chicken blood and a panther penis?


Aardvarks....


The Habs...


The laying of hands onto Panther Penii...



I think I'll forgo the obvious (but hilarious) insult...I'm already in the hole as it is...


:lol: :Twisted: :lol: :Twisted:

[Azraphael]

Leafs 3, Caps 0.

Just sayin'...

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

PS: Dammit, and I just got back onto the positive side of the rep scale. Oh well... :D

[Slipperman]

Aardy has fallen silent.

Too much cark in de ark.

Habs suck.

Rangers take all.

Enjoy,

SM.

[jerryskid]

uh....no comment.....:Uh oh:

[clicktrack]

Aardy has fallen silent.

Too much cark in de ark.

Habs suck.

Rangers take all.

Enjoy,

SM.


Ahhh, Slippy....


:lol: :lol: :lol:


You almost make me LIKE the Rangers.


Its you.


All You.

[clicktrack]

And with that last post in support of Senor Slippy,


I've descended back into the depths of rep point hell.



Good thing I didn't show Aardy THIS:







(I know, I know...there's only a RCH separating the teams, and the buds are only in by a tenuous amount, but gawddamn I love pointing it out!)

[E. Shaun]

And with that last post in support of Senor Slippy,


I've descended back into the depths of rep point hell.

Well, at least you've got company! I was cruising along so nicely, accumulating a healthy amount of rep, and then WHAMMO, with a little mention about how it's nice to be a fan of a team IN the playoff picture, suddenly my toes are in the Styx. Apparently hell hath no fury like a Habs fan's scorn.

[Aardvark]

Yada...blah...yada...blah

As they say in beastiality circles...



It ain't Rover 'till it's over.





We shall see...


...meanwhile...


Fuck the Rangers and Fuck the Leafs.

Go Habs Go!!!



Cheers,
DenisSavardVArk!

:Razz:

[MacGregor]

Aardy has fallen silent.

Too much cark in de ark.

Habs suck.

Rangers take all.

Enjoy,

SM.

He isn't silent, he lurks under the desk and put down people's
reputation (not yours of course because he know what that'd
mean to his virginity).

He gives me negative rep:


whenever I post something bad about the hABS
whenever I post something good about the Habs
whenever I don't agree with him
whenever I DO agree with him
whenever I post something at all or he stumbles over some
old posting of mine
whenever he feels like that
mostly on weekdays, Saturdays and Sundays
whenever 1-7 don't apply


So after careful weighting up the pros and cons and a closer
look at that red bar of dots that decorates each of my postings
since today I've come to the conclusion that Clicktrack was
somehow right all the time.
Or Aardy was wrong. Whatever gives more reps.

Mac

PS: Did I actually mention that I don't care about hockey at all?
That's the biggest sin possible. That deepest-of-all-reds kind of
sin.

[geddy2113]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4826/easternconfqt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:very happy:

[jerryskid]

I'd say no comment but I'll get bad rep


I'd comment ...but I'll get bad rep.....


I'd say I argee with Aardy but I'd get bad rep from everyone else


I'd disagree with Aardy, but I'd get bad rep.......
















Hurry up and get here Baseball ......it's berry berry good to me!!

[clicktrack]

LOL...

As you've noticed, Jerry, I comment anyways...

My rep seems to be the skidmark of the womb's underpants, so once you go THAT low...

:)

Now as for Mr. Smarmy "I'm a Buffalo Fan..." Geddy.



I'd have a good one liner for you...



...and possibly an AbuseOfPowerVarkian infraction....



...if I didn't taunt first...


*sigh*...it sucks to be so gracious and fair... :)

[jerryskid]

Ok....the gloves are off......fucking Habs fuckin suck....

I heard the Girls Scouts are banned from Montreal, because the last time they were in town, they beat the Habs 4-1....

How do you keep the Habs away from your front door ?
Put a goal in front of it..........


They're putting out a Habs brand tampon, It's only good for one period too.......





I'll be here all week......











see you in Rep Hell


















Evil!

[Logan]

Ah Varkster we're suffering the slings and arrows of the great unwashed, the pretenders to glory, and the out an out simple minded fuckwads stupid enough to cheer for the The Toronto Make Beleafs, the mighty laffs who have no won since confederation X100.

The minor chirping from ranger fans can of course be laughed off for what it is, the whinning of novice cockswallors who actually believe that Mr "I forget to set my alarm for the playoffs" Jagr is going do more than fold like a cheap tent as is his usual want when the post starts.

As magnanmous and gracious students of the game we do give some credit to the Sabres for playing a disciplined hardworking game, but will they win? Their rink is full of Toronto fans who can't afford to go to the ACC, so their obviously fucked to start with. When they have won even a cup, let alone 24, we can begin to acknowledge their presence, until then they are merely whinning fuckin wannabes living in a butt ugly city.

Its tuff to be a Habs fan it's tuff to be the Habs, the franchise everyone wants to play and wants to beat, why is that? Because they are in a class by themselves, the gold standard. They have a glorious past, they always compete, they always finish high enough to get squat for draft picks, unlike most of the aforementioned chaff. The players play in a fish bowl watched by fans who understand the beauty of the game and who are not content with second rate effort and when they see it they don't like it. Its hard times in Montreal ATM but remember the cream always rises to the top. 24 and counting.

Now vark how are you doing on that panther member? If you have a neighbour, some little old lady with a black cat, I suppose any black cat bone would do, but really we need some powerful medicine, there are obviously powerful dark forces at work. There's a pretty big Haitian community there, you could make some enquiries. There are alternatives but they involve great quanities of single malt and playing chicken on subway tracks, I'm getting kinda old for that not as quick as I used to be, I'd rather deal with the panther. Let me know, take care Logan

[Aardvark]

To all.


Please note the above post and the clearly related green thingies.


We may need to sticky this astute bit of bottled wisdom.


Cheers,
RocketRichardVArk

:Thumbsup: :Thumbsup:

[geddy2113]

Best thread ever, :Thumbsup:


...or was it the worst. :icon_eek:

[Droolbucket]

Okay, help out the slow guy again....
"Habs" stands for:

The Habaneros?
The Habitual Offenders?
The Habitat for Inhumanities?
Hab Alpert and the Tijuana Brass?


Droolbucket

[clicktrack]

We may need to sticky this astute bit of bottled wisdom.


We may also need to sticky my bottled up puke.

[jerryskid]

We may also need to sticky my bottled up puke.


hee hee...

[Slipperman]

Rangers win again.

Fuck AARDY.

FUCK LOGJAM.

FUCK THE HABS.

CUP. CUP. CUP.

RANGERS.

SM.

[MacGregor]

He gives me negative rep:


whenever I post something bad about the hABS
whenever I post something good about the Habs
whenever I don't agree with him
whenever I DO agree with him
whenever I post something at all or he stumbles over some
old posting of mine
whenever he feels like that
mostly on weekdays, Saturdays and Sundays
whenever 1-7 don't apply



Update:

whenever I don't post anything


But actually he doesn't rep you down, he just sets your rep
to some value so he doesn't leave any evidence in your
User CP.

To please Aardvark and to get my reputation back I even added
the logo of the mighty hABS to my avatar, but to no avail, he
still doesn't love me.

But Aardy, you know about Karma and stuff?

Stealing people's reputation builds up bad Karma which in turn
means less points for the mighty hABS.

You're on a good path building up that much negative Karma
that even the playoffs are in question.
Weren't the Rangers behind the hABS last time I checked?

See?

It's all the Karma.

It's all your fault when the hABS won't make it.

Mac

[Edit: WOW, I'm at -6666666 now. Lots'a'digits]

[Azraphael]

Rough night last night...

Sens 5, Leafs 1. That's very sad.

Thrashers 6, Habs 2. That's not quite so sad.

And the Rangers are joining the fight for playoff position in earnest with their victory over the Islanders.

3 way points tie for 8th position now. It's making for exciting hockey, I have to admit... even if the Leafs aren't winning as much as I'd like them to.

Oh, and did I mention that this turn of events still leaves the Habs one point behind the Leafs? :D

Buh bye, rep points... it was nice seeing you green again for a little while.

As always,

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

[clicktrack]

Rough night last night...

Sens 5, Leafs 1. That's very sad.

Thrashers 6, Habs 2. That's not quite so sad.

And the Rangers are joining the fight for playoff position in earnest with their victory over the Islanders.

3 way points tie for 8th position now. It's making for exciting hockey, I have to admit... even if the Leafs aren't winning as much as I'd like them to.

Oh, and did I mention that this turn of events still leaves the Habs one point behind the Leafs? :D

Buh bye, rep points... it was nice seeing you green again for a little while.

As always,

GO LEAFS GO

Cheers,

Dave

Not to worry... my rep hasn't seen the green light of day for ages.

And you wanna know what sucks?

Being a Leafs fan in Sens territory. You're right, Az. Sens fans aren't fans per-se...they're Leafs Haters. They thrive on seeing Toronto loose. It instantly gets people back on the bandwagon round here...

Ugh...

[Unfcknblvbl]

Rough night last night...

And the Rangers are joining the fight...

I'll say - that hit by Chris Simon on Ryan Hollweg was just plain scary. Bertuzzi / Moore anyone?

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[kwiksilver]

Well, what we’ve got here
Is the Habs and the Habsnot
The Greens they Habs it,
The Reds they Habsnot

The HABS are definitely
HABSNOT this year
Because they ain’t got no luck
When shooting the puck

I couldn’t care less
About hockey in May :Yawn:
As springtime draws near
And backyard rinks turn mucky
My thoughts drift away
From this thing they call hockey

Because baseball season
Starts in twenty-one days
And all I’ve got to say is..........................




























































GO BLUEJAYS !

:D:Razz::D:Razz::D:Razz::D







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:Uh oh:

[Logan]

Rangers win again.

Fuck AARDY.

FUCK LOGJAM.

FUCK THE HABS.

CUP. CUP. CUP.

RANGERS.

SM.

Hohoho the fuckin' wit the fuckin command of language. How the fuck you supposed to fuckin respect some fucker who can only say fuck. Fuckin eh, refuckintard if I ever fuckin saw one. And I'm supposed to fuckin believe this fuckwad has a fuckin clue about fuckin hockey, give me a fuckin break, unfuckinbelieveable, holy fuck will fuckin wonders ever fuckin cease.

You probably don't fuckin know it but the cunning linguist fuckwad known as slipperfuckinman, used to fuckin be a fuckin goalie, can you fuckin believe that fuckin shit? This was in the fuckin days before fuckin masks unfuckindoubtably, because nofuckinbody gets that fuckin stunned with out takin a fuckin wack of fuckin pucks to the fuckin squash, and you fuckin thought he was just that fuckin ugly from the fuckin start, no fuckin way, not fuckin possible. Fuckin repeated fuckin rubber to the fuckin squash is the only fuckin possible fuckin explanation for some poor fucker to be so fuckin deluded as to fuckin believe the fuckin Rangers will fuckin win the fuckin cup, all I can say is holy fuck.

Hey slip if you fuckin take a fuckin exacto knife and place it against your fuckin skull and fuckin twirl it around really fuckin fast it will fuckin drill a fuckin tiny fuckin hole in your damaged fuckin skull, letting off that fuckin pressure will feel a fuck of alot fuckin better. take fuckin care Logan

[jerryskid]

fuck!!!!

[Tim Halligan]

Has anybody else noticed how Logan and ekko have never been seen together...


...just sayin'



:D



Cheers,
Tim

[Slipperman]

Hohoho the fuckin' wit the fuckin command of language.

Rangers topple defending Cup champ Hurricanes.

In 8th place. And playoffs.

Habs in 11th. Sucking cock. Going down like Aardy at a Canuk Logging Convention.

Did I say "sucking cock"?

I'm sorry... I meant to say...

"Sucking a BIG FUCKING COCK".

Howz dat useage of the Queens English strike ya?

Like a big wet cock in the chops?

Ya Canuk fuckwit.

Fucking Lumberjack.

Moose banging Igloo arsonist.

Fuckhead.

Zorch.

Canadian.

Fucking Canadian.

SM.

[Logan]

Rangers topple defending Cup champ Hurricanes.

In 8th place. And playoffs.

Habs in 11th. Sucking cock. Going down like Aardy at a Canuk Logging Convention.

Did I say "sucking cock"?

I'm sorry... I meant to say...

"Sucking a BIG FUCKING COCK".

Howz dat useage of the Queens English strike ya?

Like a big wet cock in the chops?

Ya Canuk fuckwit.

Fucking Lumberjack.

Moose banging Igloo arsonist.

Fuckhead.

Zorch.

Canadian.

Fucking Canadian.

SM.

That's Mr. Fuckin Canadian to you dickhead. At least my equiptment still fits, ho ho low blow. Take care Logan

[Tim Halligan]

OK.

In the spirit of the apparent hate for certain Canuckistanians...


Q: What do you call a 747-load of Habs fans crashing into a mountain and dying a horrible death from blunt massive trauma?


A: A fuckin' good start.

:Twisted:


Cheers,
Tim

[Logan]

OK.

In the spirit of the apparent hate for certain Canuckistanians...


Q: What do you call a 747-load of Habs fans crashing into a mountain and dying a horrible death from blunt massive trauma?


A: A fuckin' good start.

:Twisted:


Cheers,
Tim


Ah Timothy, and we had such high hopes for you farflung brethern of the fromer British empire. We were willing to look beyond the fact that your ancestors were a bunch of horse theiving, check kiting, child abusing, repbrobates. But no you have to turn on us to court the affections of the ugly american.

Ah well what can you expect of a bunch of guys who think knocking down a bunch of sticks with a ball while some punter in knee pants swings a stick at them is actually a game men should play. It's that or getting involved in a big group hug and trying to kick each other in the balls while the actual ball dribbles out from underneath the pack unheaded by all.

We'd hoped for better for you but alas not everyone is actually evolved enough for the worlds greatest game played by what apparantly the world has decided is the worlds greatest country. And it goes without saying that the greatest team in the greatest country is still the Montreal Canadien. take care Logan

[PRobb]

OK guys, it's almost baseball season. so you can stop worrying about guys in sweaters trying to punch each other while wearing skates and using their sticks as assault weapons and start thinking about a sport that takes brains and strategy.







Aardy dropped in on the baseball thread, so I thought I'd pay him a return visit.:Twisted: :Twisted: :Twisted:

[Unfcknblvbl]

Aardy dropped in on the baseball thread, so I thought I'd pay him a return visit.:Twisted: :Twisted: :Twisted:
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The threads where rep points go to die...

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[clicktrack]

Ah Timothy, and we had such high hopes for you farflung brethern of the fromer British empire. We were willing to look beyond the fact that your ancestors were a bunch of horse theiving, check kiting, child abusing, repbrobates. But no you have to turn on us to court the affections of the ugly american.

Ah well what can you expect of a bunch of guys who think knocking down a bunch of sticks with a ball while some punter in knee pants swings a stick at them is actually a game men should play. It's that or getting involved in a big group hug and trying to kick each other in the balls while the actual ball dribbles out from underneath the pack unheaded by all.

We'd hoped for better for you but alas not everyone is actually evolved enough for the worlds greatest game played by what apparantly the world has decided is the worlds greatest country. And it goes without saying that the greatest team in the greatest country is still the Montreal Canadien. take care Logan

Jeez...

With writing like this, you'd swear Logan has a little bit of Aardy in him...















<wait for it>



























...then again, maybe he does...

[Logan]

Three guys are standing in front of Saint Peter awaiting judgement. Pete looks a little worried and announces "we regret to inform you gentlemen that due to recent world events heaven is filled to over flowing and so we're going to give you 3 another chance at life on earth. You can choose any profession you desire." the first guy approachs and says "I'd like to be a doctor" Wham just like that he finds himself walking the hospital corridors surrounding by a bevy of fawning nurses.

Next guy says" I'd like to be a lawyer" wham, just like that he finds himself standing infront of an attractive reeporter interviewing him about his latest triumph in the supreme court.

Last guy steps toward the gate and stumbles on some loose cloud, "cocksucker" he shouts as he falls. Wham, just like that he's leafs fan at the ACC. Take care Logan

[Unfcknblvbl]

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The threads where rep points go to die...

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And just like that, just for making that lucid observation, my rep died...

And so, just to fuck up Aardy's precious hockey thread as he gave me negative rep, I give you:

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Regurgitate

[rockdart]

OK guys, it's almost baseball season. so you can stop worrying about guys in sweaters trying to punch each other while wearing skates and using their sticks as assault weapons and start thinking about a sport that takes brains and strategy.







Aardy dropped in on the baseball thread, so I thought I'd pay him a return visit.:Twisted: :Twisted: :Twisted:

hahah - but seriously. the better of the 2 hockey seasons is about to start and this will be the first year in 10 that my team hasn't made it in... 8pts out with only 13 to play doesn't look very good.

How about that Stasny kid though?

[seagate]

Go the Habs!

[blackieC]

Go the Habs!

LACKEY!


(Hiya, Aardy!, smooches)

[seagate]

(Hiya, Aardy!, smooches)

Talk about sucking up!!!!

[blackieC]

That's called fucking taunting, and I fixed my sig line.


Well, sort of fixed.


I'll make it pretty tommorrow.

[jerryskid]

If I bother to reply in this thread....I'm fucked



If I don't reply................I'm fucked







If I try to answer in the baseball thread....I'm fucked......
































JUST LIKE THE HABS......:lol:

[Tim Halligan]

Well...

I could go on at some length about a certain Canuckistanian pole-smoker who has neg-repped me, but I won't.

This says it so much better.

I'd like to thank Slippy for having the foresight to record this back in December.

Cheers,
Tim

[gabby garcia]

Top 10 Reasons Why You Don't Want to Date a Habs Chick (especially if you're a Leafs fan)

#10, for Christmas, she got you a Habs tuque/hat, and then asks you to try it on

#9, she has a poster of Sheldon Souray in her bedroom, in a speedo.

#8, after Leafs-Habs games, she gets mad with you because the Leafs won, again.

#7, whenever you do something wrong, she calls you a Brisebois

#6, she deletes the CBC channel from the television subscription when she moves into your house

#5, in bed, she calls out "Huet!" during your moment of bliss

#4, she sticks a HONK IF YOU'RE A HABS FAN sticker on the bumper of your car, which you drive to work in, everyday, into downtown Toronto

#3, she wears Habs underwear lingerie and serves 'poutines' with every meal she cooks

#2, instead of counting sheep to help her fall asleep, she recites all the years that the Habs won the Stanley Cup, in order, and then kisses you goodnight.

AND THE #1 REASON NOT TO DATE A HABS GIRL (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A LEAFS FAN!):...

The first night she dumps you, you'll wake up at 3 in mourning with chills, wearing a Habs Tuque, staring down Sheldon Souray's poster in your bedroom, dreaming of Habs lingerie, craving poutine, and remembering the time she yelled out: "HUET!"

:Twisted:
gg

[LIMiT]

I just got back from Ottawa, Ontario Canada, visiting with the folks.

Long ago in this thread I mentioned my Dad went to law school with Ken Dryden, and that I'd try to see if we could go see him. Unfortunately he's a busy man.

I did take some pics of my Dads Hab stuff...

check it out...


-LIMiT

[jerryskid]

Oh that's right....nevermind....

[kwiksilver]

I just got back from Ottawa, Ontario Canada, visiting with the folks.

Long ago in this thread I mentioned my Dad went to law school with Ken Dryden, and that I'd try to see if we could go see him. Unfortunately he's a busy man.

I did take some pics of my Dads Hab stuff...

check it out...


-LIMiT


Holy Habernac!

That collection is probably bigger than Aardy's.

[Logan]

Ah well what is there to say. The inevitable happens, it's like gravity, sort of predictable, Habs vs Laffs and Habs win. Boullion beats Tucker like a rented mule. Take care Logan

[rockdart]

Ahhh... my team is making it interesting. Now only 4 points out, they control their destiny if they can beat the Flames in their next two meetings. The Flames have a VERY difficult schedule coming up too.

Peaking at this time of the year is crucial. Calgary is flaming-out now and the Av's are putting it all together now.

April 8th may be a VERY interesting day.

[gilligan204]

Hi Guys , I am a Canadian (although a leaf fan) just so yah know,

As far as I am concerend the teams that only really count in my book are the original 6 !

Toronto Maple Leafs
Montreal Canadians
NY Rangers
Boston Bruins
Detroit Red Wings
Chicago Blackhawks

My second opinion however jaded it might be is that ,beside the fact that the NHL needs a lot of teams, and teams from towns with money ,

I dont believe that you should be allowed a hockey team if A It doesnt snow in your town, B - You cant have natural ICE !

So that would pretty much rule out LA, Nashville, Anaheim , Florida ,etc .

my third opinion , which is against what I am saying, But they gotta BRING the JETS BACK ! Long Live the Winnipeg Jets, they'll kick everyones a$$


just a canadian point of view, lol

Dont kill me

[frnjplayer]

Hi Guys , I am a Canadian (although a leaf fan) just so yah know,


My second opinion however jaded it might be is that ,beside the fact that the NHL needs a lot of teams, and teams from towns with money ,

I dont believe that you should be allowed a hockey team if A It doesnt snow in your town, B - You cant have natural ICE !


Dont kill me

That would also rule out Vancouver. Come to think of it, the last few years I lived in Toronto it didn't get cold enough to get a good backyard rink either.:D

[gilligan204]

yeah youre right, what I meant was the "warm " states , I am not even totally sure if the ppl there even like hockey ? ????

Its a real piss off to us in the Peg, that we can't get a team (cuz we dont have enough moolah) now with the salary cap that might change it , but theres all theses teams down south, they got lots of ppl coming out I guess, but where do the poor kids go after they see the game in florida and want to go skating and play hockey with there buds .


Alteast in TO , and vancity , you can find snow , all you gotta do is drive a bit.

What Im saying is what if Pueto Vallarta (mexico) got a hockey team, how much more ridiculus can you get, Hawaii !????????

ITs either that or we get a canadian league and hog all of our players , MU HA HA HA HA !

[rockdart]

They'll still leave and come downstairs to the big party... the loonie isn't strong enough to compete.

[Slipperman]

Rangers.

Cup.

SM.

[volthause]

You know, shouldn't this thread be merged with The Thread About Nothing?

Same subject and all that...

[clicktrack]

Rangers.

Cup.

SM.


Rangers.


Suck.


CT.

[rockdart]

I'm betting that's what Fedorick's thinking today - - through the haze...

[Smileyblue]

Rangers.


Suck.


CT.

Rangers beat Flyers 5-0

What can I say......Rangers in 7th spot and climbing.......of course they won't catch my team...the mighty Jersey Devils but at least we are both beating the Habs.

1. BUFFALO
2 NEW JERSEY God's Team Number 1:Twisted:
3 ATLANTA
4 OTTAWA
5 PITTSBURGH
6 TAMPA BAY
7 NY RANGERS God's Team Number 2:Twisted:
8 CAROLINA
__________________________________________________ __

9 TORONTO
10 MONTREAL I'm sorry, don't you have to be above the line to qualify for the cup? :lol:
11 NY ISLANDERS
12 FLORIDA
13 BOSTON
14 WASHINGTON
15 PHILADELPHIA

[clicktrack]

Goaltending Against the Habs...

1758

[santeri]

the Av's are putting it all together now.

It's kinda odd to see the once mighty Avs fallen so low, so I almost feel sympathy for their uphill struggle to get to the playoffs.




Like, almost. :lol:

[rockdart]

True... VERY true.

Funny too!

But, even the Habs know - you can't keep Patrick Roy forever.

With they'd have kept that CSS (Can't Stop Shit) Theodore. Good for Abby though. Now his big freaking fan club can cross the pond and see him play for less hastle and less money.

Calgary's keeping it interesting. Sans the Oil (this year), the NW division is still the toughest in the game.

[geddy2113]

WOW! :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:


The Sabres got out of bed tonight for about 12 minutes. And it was enough. :Coolio:

[clicktrack]

Aardy!

Give me back my rep points so I can take all of Geddy's away!


<grumble...grumble...grumble>

[geddy2113]

I was impressed with the intensity shown by the Leafs last night. The problem was that they couldn't maintain it for 60 mins. Miller stood on his head or the game would have been out of reach after 2 periods. Goaltending wins championships.

[Dr. Bob]

1. BUFFALO
2 NEW JERSEY
3 ATLANTA
4 OTTAWA
5 PITTSBURGH
6 TAMPA BAY
7 NY RANGERS
8 CAROLINA God's REAL Team Number 1:Twisted:
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9 TORONTO
10 MONTREAL I'm sorry, don't you have to be above the line to qualify for the cup? :lol:
11 NY ISLANDERS
12 FLORIDA
13 BOSTON
14 WASHINGTON
15 PHILADELPHIA

Lemme see... 8th IS a bit better position than 10th, right?

[Logan]

Oh my god the ranting of the also rans and lunatics is getting depressing.

There is only one real hockey team and even if it was deadlast in the standings it would still be number one in the minds and hearts of those who actually understand, appreciate and play the game. It's a matter of class, something those of you who would cheer the Trawna Make Beliefs are lacking to be sure, but the fact of the matter is Habs have it, the Laffs, Rags, Hurlers and those lil devils do not. end of story.

Rangers, cup? Christ Slip have you reverted to glue again. Remember last time when you ended up passed out with your nose firmly affixed to the console bar, come on man lay off that shit. the next time were gona use a propane torch to soften it first before we pull you off. Take care Logan

[Slipperman]

Rangers, cup?

Rangers.

Winning.

Winning.

No end to winning in sight.

We will have the cup and we will fucking ding it up this time before we give it back to you cockloving ass-pruners.

Get used to it.

SM.

[LIMiT]

uhh.....

I see tied 1 - 1


I'm going for New York in this one.


-LIMiT


Go Habs Go!

[Tim Halligan]

I don't know if this is significant, but while I was in the chatwomb one of the chaps mentioned that the Leafs just won 6-1.

Now, because they aren't the Habs...that's a good result.

Right?


:Twisted:

hehehe


Cheers,
Tim

[Logan]

Hey Slip
Did the Rangers play tonight? hohohohohohohohohosnicker sniker WHAHHHAHAHAAAAAA. Fuckin A, Habs win Habs win Habs win, of course, was there ever any doubt? take care Logan

[E. Shaun]

Ahh, how nice it is to be playing for the division title at this time of year, rather than playing to simply make the playoffs.

Yup...very nice indeed. :Coolio:

I don't even have to be a sycophant when I post here, either!

[Slipperman]

Hey Slip
Did the Rangers play tonight? hohohohohohohohohosnicker sniker WHAHHHAHAHAAAAAA. Fuckin A, Habs win Habs win Habs win, of course, was there ever any doubt? take care Logan

You had your flukey little second period day in the sun.

Without the PP fiascos you'd have fucking nada.

Former Ranger great did most of the work.

Shitass Canuk Habs-swoggling refs did the rest.

We STILL came back and whomped yer ass decidedly in the 3rd.

Bad news fuckwit... We're in 6th. You're still golfing as of this week.

And....

We're going to win the fucking Cup and I'm going to stagger piss drunk into Montreal in a Rangers jersey and shit in the city hall fountain.

Come and try to stop me you seal-fucking pike-biter.

SM.

[Logan]

Ah bitter does not become you Bro. Maybe you should dust off the old pads and we'd settle this like real men. Of course if you want to settle for a ass whupping in Montreal I guess I could accomodate you. We'd better get Arrdy primed to bail us out tho' 'cause I can barely speak the lingo.I don't know who'd fare better in the lockup a piss drunk ugly american or an anglo from Ontario. And although you had a few moments in the turd peiod, I'd venture that the real story is that we owned your sorry ass for the last two periods, of course nothing to unusal in that either. take care Logan

[E. Shaun]

:Yawn:

What's that I hear? Canucks clinched a playoff spot with two weeks still left in the season?

Fancy that...

[clicktrack]

We STILL came back and whomped yer ass decidedly in the 3rd.



What game were you watching? Last I saw, Habs won.



I'll say it in terms Slippy can understand.




RANGERS



GOT




THEIR




CACKS




FILLETED




LIKE




MIXERMAN'S





SUSHI



DINNER



(Funny how, when it does the Leafs good, I'll vote for the Habs.)



We're going to win the fucking Cup and I'm going to stagger piss drunk into Montreal in a Rangers jersey and shit in the city hall fountain.

Come and try to stop me you seal-fucking pike-biter.

SM.



So when the Rangers DON'T win the fucking cup, will you stagger piss sober wearing a Montreal (or even better) Toronto
Jersey?


Heh heh....


I wanna see those feet up on the console with Habs & Toronto logos all over them.


:)

[MacGregor]

We're going to win the fucking Cup and I'm going to stagger piss drunk into Montreal in a Rangers jersey and shit in the city hall fountain.


Worth a flight to Montreal just to video THAT.

MacCantWaitForThatHehehe

[Slipperman]

LMFBO.

Ahh me.

Gotta love hockey.

XOXOX

Slippy

[santeri]

What's that I hear? Canucks clinched a playoff spot with two weeks still left in the season?

Oh. What I heard was Wings extending their playoff participation streak to 16 straight seasons. :Roll eyes:

[E. Shaun]

Oh. What I heard was Wings extending their playoff participation streak to 16 straight seasons. :Roll eyes:

En route to a first round exit for...how many seasons in a row now?

:Wink:

Actually, I've always like the Red Wings. Datsyuk is in my pool. I just don't know if ol' Dom has enough in him to keep the pucks out anymore...

[Not_So_New]

4th best goalie wins, Atlantic Division leader (as of tonight anyway), league leading offensive point leader, rookie points leader, shorthanded goal leader, best record in the league since the All Star break, 5th best power play, 3rd best goals per game ave........



















GO PENS!!!!!!

:icon_eek:

:grin:

[santeri]

4th best goalie wins, Atlantic Division leader (as of tonight anyway), league leading offensive point leader, rookie points leader, shorthanded goal leader, best record in the league since the All Star break, 5th best power play, 3rd best goals per game ave........

...and yet another whiny one-way diver as the face of the franchise. :Uh oh:

[clicktrack]

Toronto and Montreal should work together and make sure the Carolina gets their unworthy ass out of the playoffs.

Dude. 'the fuck are you going on about? The defending STANLEY MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPS aren't worthy?? Lay off the glue-sniffing. We're tied for first in our division. We're going to the playoffs.

Sorry, but I had to bring this chunk of wisdom out from the depths.

Mathematically eliminated due to the loss to Tampa last night.

Sorry, Carolina.



Not really...:Twisted:

[Aardvark]

Sorry, but I had to bring this chunk of wisdom out from the depths.

Mathematically eliminated due to the loss to Tampa last night.

Sorry, Carolina.



Not really...:Twisted:

Actually...they were eliminated by Montreal's win last night combined with their own major chub-choking on a two goal lead last night. Cam Ward couldn't stop a sink with a cork...his horseshoe from last year is finally out of his ass.


Meanwhile...we need The Habs to smite the Rangers Thursday and for the Leafs to win against the Islanders....then Saturday night we want the Rangers to lose to Pittsburg and Toronto to beat Montreal in overtime.


Yes, that is what I said.


This will eliminate New York and Montreal will, by tie-breaker, get the seven seed and Toronto eight.

The Rangers appear to be ready to snarf back a fair bit of fuck-foam these days and head for the links.


Cheers,
Aardvark

[clicktrack]

I likee that math.

:)

[rockdart]

Will Sunday matter?

I hope so.

Man, what a run.

[Slipperman]

Rangers crush fukwit Habs 3-1 last night.

Clinch playoff berth.

Leafs can't even best pitiful Islanders.

Habs probably won't even manage to get in playoffs.

Bunch of Canuk stooges. We're sending the Teaneck JV Woman's field hockey club to level the playing field.

Just give us the cup right now... and save all the heartache.

And Aardy's excuses.

Once again...

God only has ONE team.

They play at Madison Sq. Garden.

SM.

[frnjplayer]

Holy Crap.
The season comes to an end and when the dust settles Slipperman ends up appearing more rational and hockey wise than Aardy.
























Hands up anyone who saw THAT coming.


Fuck.

[rexrode]

Hockey?

Michigan State University National Champs!

[Azraphael]

Ah, so this thread is back open... I could have sworn I saw it locked last time I looked.

Or maybe I'm just going nuts. Who knows?

Alas, the Leafs didn't make the playoffs this year. Very unfortunate.

However, i take some heart in the fact that, though the Leafs didn't do the job this year, at least they went down swinging, knocking out the Habs in the process. :)

Sucks that the Leafs playoff chances came down to a shootout between the Devils and Islanders, but that's the nature of the game, I guess. Better to be knocked out by the result of a game that you couldn't control, then to get knocked out by actively losing a game...

...you know, like what happened to the Habs.

:)

Cheers,

Dave

[rockdart]

ah... so close. one more point anywhere in the season and the Av's would have been in.

Foppa killed us. Maybe they should have found room somewhere in the cap to keep him?

Oh well.

Let the best season in sports begin!