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New Car Scott
April 13th, 2007, 11:49 AM
I can identify with this man.

How many times have I held a nail gun upside down, pointed it at the bottom of my jaw, pushed down on the safety and pulled the trigger? Its just too damn easy to do, plus it kills time on the worksite.

lebouche
April 13th, 2007, 11:52 AM
I can identify with this man.

How many times have I held a nail gun upside down, pointed it at the bottom of my jaw, pushed down on the safety and pulled the trigger? Its just too damn easy to do, plus it kills time on the worksite.
Thing is he didnt even notice straight away if you can find the article.

New Car Scott
April 13th, 2007, 12:13 PM
I don't mean to make fun of the guy but, I just shingled my roof using one of these and it's very hard to get one of them to fire into your skull.

In fact they will not fire unless the safety plate is pressed against a surface ie...your skull or your friends skull.

Can you imagine the legal points that you have to be sure of to introduce a product like this into the litiginous western world we live in.

Fun for the whole legal family.

gabby garcia
April 13th, 2007, 01:21 PM
I don't mean to make fun of the guy but, I just shingled my roof using one of these and it's very hard to get one of them to fire into your skull.

In fact they will not fire unless the safety plate is pressed against a surface ie...your skull or your friends skull.

with friends like you...

http://media.katu.com/images/040505head_nails.jpeg

Goes211
April 13th, 2007, 02:04 PM
For a sec I read your post as 'presenting my new 'abattoir', which is the french word for slaughterhouse.
Which seemed like an odd business, or a disturbed hobby.
:D

Fulcrum
April 13th, 2007, 03:05 PM
It's used in English too for the same purpose, Goes. Observe:



MR. TID: Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for the design of this architectural block, the residential block, and I thought it best that the architects themselves came in to explain the advantages of both designs.

(knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock)

That must be the first architect now. Ah, yes. It's Mr. Wiggin of Ironside and Malone.

MR. WIGGIN: Good morning, gentlemen. Uh, this is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with all the advantages of modern design. Uhh, the tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large contai--

CITY GENT #1: Excuse me.

MR. WIGGIN: Hmm?

CITY GENT #1: Uh, did you say 'knives'?

MR. WIGGIN: Uh, rotating knives. Yes.

CITY GENT #2: Are you, uh, proposing to slaughter our tenants?

MR. WIGGIN: Does that not fit in with your plans?

CITY GENT #1: No, it does not. Uh, we-- we wanted a... simple... block of flats.

MR. WIGGIN: Ahh, I see. I hadn't, uh, correctly divined your attitude...

CITY GENT #: Uh, huh huh.

MR. WIGGIN: ...towards your tenants.

CITY GENT #: Huh huh.

MR. WIGGIN: You see, I mainly design slaughterhouses.

CITY GENT #1: Yes. Pity.

MR. WIGGIN: Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows inconveniencing passers-by with this one. I mean, my life has been building up to this.

CITY GENT #2: Yes, and well done, huh, but we did want a block of flats.

MR. WIGGIN: Well, may I ask you to reconsider? I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade.

CITY GENT #1: No, no, it's-- it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abattoir.

MR. WIGGIN: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes, you wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and BEGGED me!

CITY GENT #2: Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we, um, did... want... a block of flats. Nice though the abattoir is. Huh huh.

MR. WIGGIN: Oh, sod the abattoir. (He dashes forward and kneels in front of them.) That's not important, but if one of you could put in a word for me, I'd love to be a freemason. Freemasonry opens doors. I mean, um, I-- I was a bit on edge just now, but-- but if I was a mason, I'd just sit at the back and not get in anyone's way--

CITY GENT #1: Thank you.

MR. WIGGIN: (departing, turns) I've got a second-hand apron....

CITY GENT #2: Thank you.

(Mr. Wiggin hurries to the door but stops...)

MR. WIGGIN: I nearly got in at Hendon...

CITY GENT #1: Thank you.

David Aurora
April 13th, 2007, 04:07 PM
this reminds me of an email i got YEARS ago of a chicks head being xrayed mid blow job. disturbing. :icon_eek: wait thats probably not the best emoticon here

p.s. if you injure yourself with a nail gun youre most likely really dumb. on the other hand, god knows how many times ive hit a dodgy piece of wood with a nail and had the timber explode in my face. scary shit, especially at heights.

oh yeah, and the safety is easy as fuck to get around with some tape......not that i recommend taping it down to play target shooting.......that would be immature.....:Redface:

Tim Halligan
April 13th, 2007, 04:24 PM
this reminds me of an email i got YEARS ago of a chicks head being xrayed mid blow job. disturbing. :icon_eek: wait thats probably not the best emoticon here



You mean this one?

Cheers,
Tim

otek
April 13th, 2007, 04:43 PM
For a sec I read your post as 'presenting my new 'abattoir', which is the french word for slaughterhouse.:D

Funny, that exact though occurred to me, too. :D

New Car Scott
April 13th, 2007, 08:37 PM
I was trying to be Bilingual CBC funny.... my apologies for Canada humor.....in Canada we try to be Bi.

Bi the way..in ref to the X-ray of the person performing Felatio on the fello...The Fellatist might be a guy..Is that more disturbing or less?

All I know is that it's easy to get around the safety if you put a piece of duct tape on er.

Joe

Grapestomper
April 13th, 2007, 09:10 PM
Bi the way..in ref to the X-ray of the person performing Felatio on the fello...The Fellatist might be a guy..Is that more disturbing or less?

All I know is that it's easy to get around the safety if you put a piece of duct tape on er.

Joe

I hope to Christ that you're referring to the nail gun, and not the felatist.

:icon_eek:


M

Carlo
April 14th, 2007, 02:48 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: