View Full Version : On why Canadians are better than Americans...

April 20th, 2007, 10:18 PM
Hey Aardy, howzit going?





April 20th, 2007, 11:59 PM
hee hee....love the second one.....

April 21st, 2007, 02:10 AM
We are by no means perfect...


...we fuckin' rock and the women here are wonderful...especially in Quebec...in the spring...like right now...

...come to think of it...we have the finest collection of wonderful, amazing and talented female musicians and authors on earth.

Seriously...on a per capita basis...the U.S. should have ten Joni Mitchells, ten k.d. Langs, ten Shania Twains, ten times three McGariglge sisters, ten Celine....ooooopssss....hehehehehehe....ten Margy Atwoods, ten Carol Shields, ten Dianna Kralls, ten Avrils (okay...whatever...she is pretty hot) and ten
Nelly Furtados (see Avril, Allota Miles, Alanknees Whorisette, Sarah Mac)...our girls are the best...actually we have to include our girls hockey team who DOMINATE the planet.


Gotta love Canada


:lol::very happy:

April 21st, 2007, 03:52 AM
plus you can go to a weed bar in Canada....that's good enough for me......

April 21st, 2007, 08:35 AM
9pm: get to the gig, first REAL day of spring in Montreal
9:05-9:20 set up and lug shit upstairs, wished I played flute instead of keyboards
9:25 outside for a smoke (yes, Montreal has gone that way too...soooo Toronto))
9:25:10 Montreal women have removed their winter over-garments
10:00 Band members haul me in to play

Aardy, there ain't NOTHING like it. It's why I have a really smug attitude when I talk to folks that pulled a 401 after '76 *

* 401- the highway between Montreal and Toronto....'76 - the year the English in Québec went wimpy.

April 21st, 2007, 10:42 PM
Clean air smells funny.

April 22nd, 2007, 05:24 AM
...come to think of it...we have the finest collection of wonderful, amazing and talented female musicians and authors on earth.

You have caused my bias detector to burst into flames...

You can give me a new one, when I lead a troop of American Girl Scouts to invade, conquer, and sack your nation this Summer :lol:

P.S. I passed my urine test. It was full of drugs and alcohol, but it was proven to be genuine urine.