New addition to my rack

[imagineaudio]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/imagineaudio/4ea06fbc83cdd0a06020c35d50e1e89a.jpg


Man, I can't figure out what any of those knobs do. Quite a moody piece of kit if you ask me.

[bunnerabb]

Just crank the red one all the way up until the unit emits an odd, moaning sound, once a day and tell it that the rest are "really pretty" and "way nicer than those other unit's knobs".

[gabby garcia]

I thought about adding on to my rack

(looks down)


naaaaa
:D

[Barish]

Well, it's no brainer.

One knob is all a woman needs from man so why make things so complicated?

B.

[Starfucker]

I see the Woman has an off switch too...

Try the OFF position

If that doesn't work, unplug everything that's plugged into the device.

Also, the Woman seems to be digital, When she's run too hot, she'll make a nasty and unnatural distorted sound.

[emtou2u]

ok...i'll play....


boys.....

First: the knob that makes women moan is NOT off to the side, it's the little hard to find one in the MIDDLE. :Surprised:

Second: please note that men have only one knob...but it's so small...did a woman make this graphic?

Finally: is there really "too hot?" if overload starts...go back to the little button you started at....

g'night guys ...

good luck...

:lol:

[Senap]

I just cranked the orange button on mine.

Now my bank account is empty.

I couldn't find anything about the orange button in the manual. What happened?

[J.G.]

See, chaps, it's all about communication, you can twist knobs and press buttons 'til the cows are sick of hormone therapy orrrrr you can just-----

RTFWomanual... :Razz:

[clicktrack]

See, chaps, it's all about communication, you can twist knobs and press buttons 'til the cows are sick of hormone therapy orrrrr you can just-----

RTFWomanual... :Razz:

The problem is

By the time we've read the manual...

...version 3.2 has already come out.

This is the version that all the pages are randomly re-organized and and the text is written to be read from right-to-left.


THIS is why, after a few attempts and mastering the manual, we get a glazed look in our eyes and just say "yes dear" when it seems appropriate.


Yep.


We're stunned into submission.


Stunned.

[Senap]

The problem is

By the time we've read the manual...

...version 3.2 has already come out.

This is the version that all the pages are randomly re-organized and and the text is written to be read from right-to-left.


THIS is why, after a few attempts and mastering the manual, we get a glazed look in our eyes and just say "yes dear" when it seems appropriate.


Yep.


We're stunned into submission.


Stunned.

Make sure that you have "No dear" in your vocabulary too.

[blackieC]

See, chaps, it's all about communication, you can twist knobs and press buttons 'til the cows are sick of hormone therapy orrrrr you can just-----

RTFWomanual... :Razz:

The real problem is that the manual is re-written on an hourly basis and we are expected to know what the updates are without being told that there was an update.

When we address a critical stop in the software with a previously established protocol, we get an error message usually followed by a screeching signal feedback from a routing mistake we made seven months ago and somehow forgot about. Once this has begun, slamming down the faders and yanking all the cords from the patchbay only intensify the feedback.

I have been trying to find a crack for the software for many years and failed miserably at each attempt.

The closest I have come to a "fix" patch is to wait for any slight attenuation in the feedback and insert "You're right. I'm sorry."

Sometimes you have to re-install the "YRIS" patch so many times that the system auto-updates to a new algorithm and then you are truly fucked. You now have to adapt to a completely new platform. Even though the hardware appears to be the same, it is not. All of the functions have been reset and we are expected to know that the parameter once controlled by the orange knob has been reassigned to the blue knob.

No, not that blue knob.

The other one.




But whatever you do, do not try to re-install the hardware.

You'll only wake up the next morning to find half of your rack gone and still be expected to pay for your missing gear.


Hope this helps.

[imagineaudio]

The real problem is that the manual is re-written on an hourly basis and we are expected to know what the updates are without being told that there was an update.

When we address a critical stop in the software with a previously established protocol, we get an error message usually followed by a screeching signal feedback from a routing mistake we made seven months ago and somehow forgot about. Once this has begun, slamming down the faders and yanking all the cords from the patchbay only intensify the feedback.

I have been trying to find a crack for the software for many years and failed miserably at each attempt.

The closest I have come to a "fix" patch is to wait for any slight attenuation in the feedback and insert "You're right. I'm sorry."

Sometimes you have to re-install the "YRIS" patch so many times that the system auto-updates to a new algorithm and then you are truly fucked. You now have to adapt to a completely new platform. Even though the hardware appears to be the same, it is not. All of the functions have been reset and we are expected to know that the parameter once controlled by the orange knob has been reassigned to the blue knob.

No, not that blue knob.

The other one.




But whatever you do, do not try to re-install the hardware.

You'll only wake up the next morning to find half of your rack gone and still be expected to pay for your missing gear.


Hope this helps.




HAHAHAHAHAHA:Thumbsup:

...made by Digidesign, eh?

[emtou2u]

Blackie -

you are 100% right...the upside is...the right software usually comes in a beautiful package - my advice? keep the box....


(interpret the last phrase however you like :Wink: )