morganna here to wake this place up

[pounce]

you guys need to wake the fuck up. this place is entirely too quiet.

i'm sending in morganna the kissing bandit, watch out clicktrack!

http://www.anecdotage.com/pics/morganna.jpg

http://www.fansedge.com/Images/Product/33-42/33-42897-F.jpg

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010706/226morganna.jpg

[clicktrack]

Owww..

Damn...

I think she poked my eye out...


:)

Nice wake up call, Pounce!

[Tim Halligan]

Would I be correct in assuming that this talented lady sleeps on her back?

:D

Cheers,
Tim

[jerryskid]

Thanks for the mammeries............:Wink:

[Swafford]

So is that plastic the titty equivalent of Line 6?

[ggunn]

She's got HUGE tracts of land!

[pounce]

i didn't think hers were plastic. but i didn't think they were all that appealing either.

if your claim to fame is running onto sportsfields and kissing the athletes, that's saying something.

anyhow, her propensity to just burst onto the scene made her the perfect weird old school cultural trivia figure to have bust into the forum during a brief lull.

[Droolbucket]

We should turn this into a poll..
small and real, or big and fake?

Put me down for small and real.... I'll take perkiness over size any day.

Droolbucket

[bunnerabb]

If the kids don't starve to death until they're weaned from mom, perfect tits.

Huge tits:

Get in the way.

Start hitting your waist by the time you're 25.

Causes her body to seem asymmetrical and awkward, actually.

Are bad for the woman's health, posture, spine and neck.



So, in summary;

Chroist Jaysus! Do you BELIEVE the norks on that broad?"

:very happy:

[pounce]

if you like em big you eventually like em long.



like a tube socks with a tennis ball in em.

i prefer something more gravity defying and absolutely natural, but ymmv.

[clicktrack]

anyhow, her propensity to just burst onto the scene made her the perfect weird old school cultural trivia figure to have bust into the forum during a brief lull.

Just "burst onto the scene", huh Pounce?

So...umm...is that why you have all these autographed shots of her?

Ohh... I get it...you were a third-baseman in a previous life...


:very happy:

[imagineaudio]

I think it was david spade who said:

"I prefer real-looking fake or fake-looking real"


I agree.

[CloseToTheEdge]

I think I'll have a glass of milk. I don't know why.