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Senap
November 22nd, 2006, 04:31 PM
No disrespect for the mormon wombies in here... (if there actually are any)
...but this is just fucking hilarious:
http://www.break.com/index/door_to_door_atheists_bother_mormons.html
jerryskid
November 22nd, 2006, 06:39 PM
That's great !!!!.....I used to lecture the Jehovia's Witnesses about the Grateful Dead, and for some reason they quit coming around......:Confused:
volthause
November 22nd, 2006, 06:40 PM
that's awesome! :lol:
J.G.
November 22nd, 2006, 06:49 PM
Heheheh!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/Juanita_Grande/J-NUDIES/J-NUDIES-ArmpitFart.gif
Goes211
November 22nd, 2006, 07:53 PM
"We'd like to introduce you the work of concept band XTC...."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
This reminds me of a funny story.
My wife and I had just moved into a new house on a saturday.
Needless to say we were dead tired. Come sunday morning, 8AM sharp : Jehovah's witnesses. 9AM : Mormons. When the bell rang again at 9:30, I ran to the kitchen where I filled a salad bowl with water, opened the door and flung the water...at my dad, who'd come to bring us fresh and crispy croissants.
:Redface:
I had a whole lot of explaining to do. He was laughing afterwards, though. Lucky me.
J.G.
November 22nd, 2006, 07:55 PM
Heheh!
"HEALED"! :lol:
Mmmmm, croissannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnts...
; J
Spock
November 22nd, 2006, 08:14 PM
.... I ran to the kitchen where I filled a salad bowl with water, opened the door and flung the water....
Note self. Never show up to Goes' place unannounced.
PRobb
November 22nd, 2006, 09:05 PM
I love it. I was afflicted with Jehova's Witnesses for a few years, but that was a while ago. I did have some choice words for them at 9:00 one Sunday morning.:Twisted: :Twisted:
G. Hoffman
November 22nd, 2006, 09:59 PM
Fucking BRILLIANT!!!! I love it.
Gabriel
solomon2
November 23rd, 2006, 04:45 AM
When I lived in Manhattan, the Witnesses would show up so often, they could have been delivering the mail. Found out that they used to leave a code in pencil, outside the apartment door. Once I eresed it, no one came back. I also once opened the door in my underwear.
Goes211
November 24th, 2006, 12:28 AM
When I lived in Manhattan, the Witnesses would show up so often, they could have been delivering the mail. Found out that they used to leave a code in pencil, outside the apartment door. Once I eresed it, no one came back. I also once opened the door in my underwear.
The pencil code thing is an urban legend.
:lol:
Grapestomper
November 24th, 2006, 04:36 AM
I also once opened the door in my underwear.
About a dozen years ago, I was living in a big house full of mostly hippy-ish student and musician types...
My housemate Vicky was a blonde malibu chick, who was not the least bit shy about public nudity...
One Sunday, up to the door of "Happy Acres" comes a whole gaggle of Jehovas Witnesses, with the little kids in Sunday-best leading the parade.
Vicky, bless her heart(s), answered the door wearing nothing but a smile!
They beat a hasty retreat up the driveway, and we never saw them again. (Although I bet the young boy at the front of the parade has some lasting pleasant memories of the day.)
Good times!
M
blackieC
November 24th, 2006, 08:59 AM
Oh geez!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was fuckin' funny!
And them Aussies talk wierd.
P.S. Grape, I refuse to believe a word of your story unless you can supply photographic evidence.
Palewailer
November 25th, 2006, 06:27 PM
As an excommunicated Mormon (like my father), I found it hilarious.
Why should you always invite two Mormons on a fishing trip?
'Cuz if there's only one, he'll drink all your beer.
Grapestomper
November 25th, 2006, 09:10 PM
P.S. Grape, I refuse to believe a word of your story unless you can supply photographic evidence.
Alas for us all, those were the dark ages before digital photography. We wern't all walking around with cameras on our phones...
M