Hit me baby one more time

[saxplayerz]

My wife drives a Nissan Sentra. I know ...she thought it was "cute". We've had the car for 2 years and today makes the third time someone has hit it in the rear bumper. She was stopped at a red light and a truck failed to see the RED light or other stopped cars. Back to the shop it'll go for it's third coat of paint n such. What's up with the crazy drivers these days ?

[Azraphael]

It's not the crazy drivers out there.

It's the inherent desire, nay, NEED of all self-respecting drivers to try and injure Nissan Sentras (without, of course, injuring the occupants... they often simply don't know better).

Sentras are evil and must be punished.

Cheers,

Dave

[mandor]

Christ...don't DO this to me. I read the thread title expecting some killer article about the recent Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Lindsey Lohan "party night". Complete with pictures. Sheesh!

Hit me baby one more time indeed!

[FajitaTone]

I'm with mandor...


Where's the pics of the coke-tarts?


:Mad:

[mandor]

I'm with mandor...


Where's the pics of the coke-tarts?


:Mad:

Try here:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

I'd actually call them "crack-tarts" after seeing this page!

[pounce]

well, now i know that britney shaves.

[MudCat]

well, now i know that britney shaves.

And that she's had a Caesarian.....sheesh, I didn't care to know that.

[eagan]

Oh. Nice. Just swell. On all counts.


JLE

(Nissan Sentra driver)

[MudCat]

Speaking of Sentras...our 'rag car' is a '93 Sentra, which I love because it runs forever on fumes. But what really gives it class, is the horn (http://s94172071.onlinehome.us/music/Sentra.mp3).

[Grapestomper]

Sax,

Next time you get it painted, go for something a little harder not to notice...

Like fer instance...

[magicchord]

Speaking of Sentras...our 'rag car' is a '93 Sentra, which I love because it runs forever on fumes. But what really gives it class, is the horn (http://s94172071.onlinehome.us/music/Sentra.mp3).

That'll make the squirrels come running... :grin:

[binaural turbine]

well, now i know that britney shaves.

how can you tell, it was all blurred out?

[saxplayerz]

how can you tell, it was all blurred out?


uh .....nope plain as day.

Thanks guys now I gotta find another pop chick to dream about.

[bunnerabb]

I keep no issues for the vaginally impaired, but please stay the fuck out of:

the arts

marriage

reproduction


thank you.

you make those of us with something to say and the abiltiy to say it, look bad.

[digiengineer]

And that she's had a Caesarian.....sheesh, I didn't care to know that.

ZOINKS!!

[binaural turbine]

uh .....nope plain as day.

Thanks guys now I gotta find another pop chick to dream about.

ah, I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer, and saw. I didn't click on the right place.

so, what's with the two different occasions of airing the box out? Notice one was a black shirt, the other was a white t-shirt? Hanging out with Paris is going to get the crotch blatzs awarded to Fed-ex.

[digiengineer]

Christ...don't DO this to me. I read the thread title expecting some killer article about the recent Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Lindsey Lohan "party night". Complete with pictures. Sheesh!

Yeah... about that...

I'm a little rusty on the Bible but I'm pretty sure this is at least one or two signs of the apocalypse. You put these three together in a car and whatever disease crawls out will most likely end the world. It'll be a strain of STD so great and powerful it'll have claws and a face and be the size of a full grown bear. -thesuperficial.com

Apparently, if those three were riding in a Nissan Sentra, the world would have ended instantly. Count your blessings. :lol:

[jerryskid]

Wow....Cars and Britney's vagina in the same thread...that's what I call a true MAN"S thread !!!!!!!

[FajitaTone]

I laughed when I saw THIS (http://www.break.com/index/kfed_finds_out_about_divorce.html).


:lol:

[volthause]

I laughed when I saw THIS (http://www.break.com/index/kfed_finds_out_about_divorce.html).


:lol:

HARSH!