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Droolbucket
August 28th, 2007, 06:23 AM
Saturday night's gig: Perfect weather, cold beer, a few local musician friends came out to sit in, great crowd. Ideal conditions for sweaty rock 'n roll.
Plus about 3 different bachelorette parties, with various cucumbers, inflatables and motorized accessories.
Life is good.
We were having a great time, and the crowd was very responsive, so we only took one break all night. During this break, a stunning young bachelorette caught me as I was leaving the stage.
"Coud I ask a big favor?", she said.
"Sure!", I answered, reaching for my set list in anticipation of a request.
"Could I have my picture taken with you?", she said. She flashed me a smile so warm and inviting I was momentarily distracted from her breasts.
"Sure.." I said, caught somewhat off guard.... I'm not usually considered 'photogenic'.
"Ummmm..... kissing the top of your bald head?", she said, as the bachelorette party closed in, cameras at the ready.
"Okay", I said, bowing my head. She kissed my head, the girls squealed, cameras flashed, the the bachelorette disappeared into the crowd. I found out later that the girls had a list of things to do during their evening, a scavenger hunt if you will, and one of the items on the list was 'kiss a bald guy on top of the head'.
My poor delicate male ego was crushed.

So, here's my request for any of you ladies involved in organizing a bachelorette party:









Please include plenty of 'bald guy' activities.:grin:, and thank you for your support!


Droolbucket

Tim Armstrong
August 28th, 2007, 11:22 AM
Amen, brother!!!

Cheers, Tim (fellow bald guy)

jerryskid
August 29th, 2007, 01:26 AM
Where did I put that razor ????.......:Wink:

dwoz
September 7th, 2007, 03:24 AM
You know....





If you were JUST THIS TINY BIT more of a "think on your feet" kinda guy...





....the "kiss a guy on his bald head" might have turned out just a wee bit differently.





but...





you weren't THINKING fast enough.





sorry.





dwoz

Droolbucket
September 7th, 2007, 04:41 AM
You know....





If you were JUST THIS TINY BIT more of a "think on your feet" kinda guy...





....the "kiss a guy on his bald head" might have turned out just a wee bit differently.





but...





you weren't THINKING fast enough.





sorry.





dwoz


My wife was there.:Uh oh:

Droolbucket
























Hey..... whataya mean "Wee"? "This tiny bit"?

Where you talking to my wife?