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nobby
December 2nd, 2006, 04:30 PM
Whatever you do, don't pass out naked after smoking crack in an area where you are likely to be regarded as food by a large alligator. I can't stress this enough.

ORLANDO, Fla. - Carlos Mayid couldn't see Adrian Apgar being attacked by an alligator, but he could hear it.

With his cell phone in hand, a calm Mayid left his home near Lake Parker, Fla., and walked down his street in the pre-dawn darkness toward the screams of a man who was fighting for his life in the water.

Hey. What's up? What do you need?" Mayid hollered in a recording of a dramatic 911 call released Thursday.

"A gator's got me," Apgar replied, his voice faint.

Mayid's call shortly after 4 a.m. Wednesday sent four Polk County deputies racing to the lake, where they jumped into the water and wrenched Apgar's arm from the gator's mouth.

Apgar, 45, told authorities he'd passed out nude onshore after smoking crack. Later Wednesday, state wildlife authorities trapped and killed a nearly 12-foot-long alligator thought to be the one that attacked him.


http://www.newsday.com/news/printedition/stories/ny-usgato024999359dec02,0,2364052.story

micguy
December 2nd, 2006, 05:26 PM
OK, I got nuthin' - can't top that one. Anybody? Anyone?

Unfcknblvbl
December 5th, 2006, 04:40 PM
Whatever you do, don't pass out naked after smoking crack in an area where you are likely to be regarded as food by a large alligator. I can't stress this enough.

Thanks for the reminder, Nobby.

jerryskid
December 5th, 2006, 07:53 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Droolbucket
December 5th, 2006, 07:58 PM
Oh sure, the guy can get high, but the gator can't? Sounds like a double standard to me. Let's get PETA involved!:D
We eat hash brownies, the gator eats crack addicts.... I think the gator was just after a buzz, myself. Getting captured and killed probably put a harsh on things, though.

Droolbucket

Mixerpuppet
December 5th, 2006, 08:02 PM
You have to link the audio to the 911 call....

My wife heard it on the radio and said it brought her to tears... laughing....

Aardvark
December 5th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Oh sure, the guy can get high, but the gator can't? Sounds like a double standard to me. Let's get PETA involved!:D
We eat hash brownies, the gator eats crack addicts.... I think the gator was just after a buzz, myself. Getting captured and killed probably put a harsh on things, though.

Droolbucket


Maybe the human victim was HIV positive.


You might have ended with a twelve foot mobile suitcase filled with...























Gatoraid!







Hehehehehe





Cheers,
Aardvark

Thumper
December 5th, 2006, 11:50 PM
You might have tried a bit too hard on that last one there, Aardy....:very happy:

st robert
December 6th, 2006, 12:39 AM
Maybe the human victim was HIV positive.


You might have ended with a twelve foot mobile suitcase filled with...























Gatoraid!







Hehehehehe





Cheers,
Aardvark

aaaahhh.

we've come to expect more from you, sir.

Aardvark
December 6th, 2006, 12:50 AM
Fine.


I am crushed. Happy now?


No more puns.


Ever.


:Sad: :Sad:



Hehehehe

FajitaTone
December 6th, 2006, 05:10 AM
Fine.


I am crushed. Happy now?


No more puns.


Ever.


:Sad: :Sad:



Hehehehe


Best News EVER! :lol: