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bunnerabb
December 4th, 2006, 04:08 PM
A little rant from my live journal:

Career Day

So.. you got your nifty degree and entered into the job market that it prepared you for and now you have a nice car and a mortgage and are thinking about squeezing out some puppies in between vacations the the EU and those delicious, old time get-togethers with former classmates?

Well.. you sad pedestrian fuck.

YOU could have had a career in the music industry!

Let me just give you a glimmer of what you missed out on by not pursuing a career as a musician or recording artist!

Spending 3 hours poring over a stack of CD/Rs looking for one... fucking... 2 second long... snare drum sample.

Hard drive crashes that can eat 4 months work.

Carrying heavy objects in and out of bars to entertain people who use your music as wallpaper to chase ass to.

Dining with Mafiosi club owners.

Mixing the same 3:40 of audio for 7 hours straight until you could be listening to a drain unclog and have no idea of the difference.

Looking at kids just coming out of the garage, their eyes full of hope and their hearts full of dreams... schlepping their amps into their mom's mini-vans and shouting "DON'T DO IT! STOP! GET A REAL JOB!" and then laughing and laaaughing.

Eating lots of leftover cold Chinese food.

Sleeping in vans.

Waking up and saying "What state is this?"

An almost guaranteed lack of those pesky, romantic relationships.

Meeting girls who spend more on condoms than you ever will.

Spending your rent money on copyright paperwork.

Well, I bet you're not so smug now with your framed little degree and your 1 B/R shitbox apartment you bought, hah?
So, just rest assured that as you wend your way through your drab little lives, from one bowling night to the theatre to the obligatory "couple of beers with dinner" Fridays with the gals on staff that we; the few, the proud, the poor bastards who beat our brains out to make the music you steal on LimeWire - will will be working round the clock to keep the cultural standards of American Music second to none.

Please shoot me, now.

Wait.. buy my fucking record, then shoot me.

Droolbucket
December 4th, 2006, 04:40 PM
I like the way you instill a positive attitude.:grin:

I'd type more, but I'm busy melting down my mic cables to sell the scrap copper....


Droolbucket

J.G.
December 4th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Mental note: Work on jingle for condom co., annnnnnnd buy shares...

Well, Bun, it certainly could be worse---I mean dayam, you could one of those girls... :Razz:

jerryskid
December 4th, 2006, 09:38 PM
very interesting.....and insightful.......

FajitaTone
December 4th, 2006, 11:36 PM
hey bunner, you forgot to get somebody pregnant in there somewhere...



:icon_eek:

:lol:

bunnerabb
December 4th, 2006, 11:45 PM
That's what you think.

CurtZHP
December 4th, 2006, 11:47 PM
Well, Bun, it certainly could be worse---I mean dayam, you could one of those girls... :Razz:



I don't think I could get that drunk!

:lol:

MudCat
December 5th, 2006, 12:34 AM
That's what you think.


:lol:

chrisj
December 5th, 2006, 06:23 AM
Mental note: Work on jingle for condom co., annnnnnnd buy shares...

Oh GOD, you had to suggest it... now I'm thinking of stuff like

"Ain't so much to do today
But when it's warm insiiide...
I like to feel that rubber sliiiiide..."

"Some boys, they laugh at rain and cold
You best take my advice
Put your rubber on real snug
I say a storm will rise..."

Get out of my brain, devil woman! :D

Smileyblue
December 5th, 2006, 06:34 AM
Bad day Bunner? :grin:

Jackpine
December 5th, 2006, 07:31 AM
And it just continues to get better , right?

jerryskid
December 5th, 2006, 07:51 AM
Oh GOD, you had to suggest it... now I'm thinking of stuff like

"Ain't so much to do today
But when it's warm insiiide...
I like to feel that rubber sliiiiide..."

"Some boys, they laugh at rain and cold
You best take my advice
Put your rubber on real snug
I say a storm will rise..."

Get out of my brain, devil woman! :D

I've been doing this at Christmastime for years

(to the tune of Little Drummer Boy)

Come, they tell me, in rubber condoms
a latex penal sheave a rubber condom
all kinds to suit your needs those rubber condoms
will prevent most VDs...oh rubber condoms
rubber condoms
rubber condoms...
to prevent pregnancy use rubber condoms
when you cum

They make the lubricated rubber condoms
I like to masterbate with rubber condoms
They have French Tickler types of rubber condoms
I use them with my wife those rubber condoms
rubber condoms
rubber condoms
to prevent pregnancy use rubber condoms
when you cum

of course you get the background singers to sing:
cum..cum cum....cum ...cum cum....

Lyrics by: Jerryskid

:lol:

digiengineer
December 5th, 2006, 08:28 AM
Digiengineer has been rushed to the hospital due a collapsed lung from laughing at Jerryskid's song. He wanted us to leave the following smiley:

http://www.okelmann.com/Webgraphic/images/smileys/laughing_smileys/OkelPic11223.gif

-Burbank F.D. Paramedics

blackieC
December 5th, 2006, 09:34 AM
Travis County paramedics feel no such compunction at leaving unfinished posts by those left convulsing of uncontrollable fits of laughter uncomlpleted.


Bwahahahhahhahhhaa.. gasp.... hahahhah...choke....hahaha..gasp....






In courtesy to the soon departed we will post these last dying words.


Bunner...


spot...






fucking....


*cough*



...on

J.G.
December 5th, 2006, 03:10 PM
NICE, Jerry!

Needed a good larf today, cheers,

; J

bunnerabb
December 5th, 2006, 09:54 PM
Since when are you allowed to be funnier than me in one of my threads?

:Mad:








:Wink:



:lol:

graveleye
December 5th, 2006, 10:36 PM
OMG I almost peed myself.

STOP BEING FUNNY!

magicchord
December 5th, 2006, 11:40 PM
I LOVE that!

I wanna record that in my best Johnny Mathis voice!

jerryskid
December 6th, 2006, 01:14 AM
I LOVE that!

I wanna record that in my best Johnny Mathis voice!

Go ahead.....You can use it......I've been doing it for years in clubs and you either get everybody cracking up, or thrown out of the club.........:lol:















Ps.................sorry Bunner, didn't mean to hijack the thread...:Wink:

bunnerabb
December 6th, 2006, 03:15 AM
the whole idea of this thread was to let it get hijacked.

binaural turbine
December 6th, 2006, 03:59 AM
Bunner, you make it all seem so worthwhile. :Twisted:

Jerryskid - dude :lol: :Thumbsup: