This should be standard in every womb

[Senap]

"Ok... 50 buck fine for farting in the womb. Who was it? Nobody? Don't make me check the infrared guys!"

http://www.break.com/index/fart_caught_on_infrared_camera.html

[jerryskid]

Isn't that lovely.......

[otek]

That has to be fake. Why would a fart show up with a different heat signature than the human body?

[J.G.]

Now that's just pooooopy...

Remember those vacuum message-delivering-systems that office buildings used to use in the ole days? Every womb should install one of those for toots--going straight outside; open the hatch, aim, fire and boom, there it isn't.

(Good for fatties too, I imagine. ; )

: J

[Senap]

That has to be fake. Why would a fart show up with a different heat signature than the human body?

Well... they can be pretty warm...

But you are indeed on to something my dear Watson.

:Surprised:

[graveleye]

FAKE!! No WAY! I have one of those sony video cameras with the nightshot on it. I am going to eats some damn refried beans and debunk this video in a good old fashioned Mythbuster way.

Speaking of Mythbusters, here is an episode concerning the ignition of flatuence that somehow didnt make cut the cheese and make it on the air. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7308246594327434369&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en%20flashvars=)

[bbkong]

Never underestimate the utility of a can of ranch style beans to keep the womb free of superfluous personnel. Especially if you like to mix alone.

[legros]

it ain't no infrared camera, what you see is a defense mechanism in plain daylight; the guy's mom is a mermaid that got way too romantic with an octopus

[CurtZHP]

Reminds me of something my old boss used to tell me......

"If two guys are in an elevator, and one of them farts, they both know who did it."

[Senap]

Never underestimate the utility of a can of ranch style beans to keep the womb free of superfluous personnel. Especially if you like to mix alone.

Bubba.

I'm typing this on new keyboard.

The old one is filled with coffe and wrapped up together with an invoice in a packade with your adress on it.

I expect it to be paid in full before christmas.