Need Vocals : Metal'ish

[volthause]

Okay so about two years ago, the drummer of my band and I were working on some new material, and while we were warming up I came up with a few silly metal riffs, and what ended up happening is we wrote this metal opus and threw every cliche we could think of at it.

This is really rough since I haven't touched it since the day we recorded it and laughed our asses silly, but I thought it might be cool to finish it.

Looking for something singo/screamo to go along with this one.

[Carlo]

Another fuckin' killer from you, Volthause, and man, could I get a lot of shit off my back screamin' this song in a crowded house!!:Twisted: :Twisted:

[volthause]

Do it man!
Evil! Evil!

[nobby]

Yeah!!

Needs lyrics though. I'm thinkin', death, distruction and vengeance, with a holiday motif running through it for Christmas spirit. Kinda like my avatar.

[otek]

Yeah!!

Needs lyrics though. I'm thinkin', death, distruction and vengeance, with a holiday motif running through it for Christmas spirit. Kinda like my avatar.

Could you supply lyrics for it, Nobby? That would be awesome.

[nobby]

Just because I spent a whole half hour on this doesn't mean you have to use it in it's entirety or in it's unedited form... or at all. I don't even know how a melody line would go in this.

That's your problem Evil! :D Evil! :very happy:

A Very Metal Christmas - nobby

Twas the night before christmas and out on the loose
Was the Grinch spawned by Satan and by Dr.Seuss
In his cold black heart he had carefully planned
to wreak havok on Whoville and have Christmas shitcanned

While Santa had stopped by a rest stop to crap
The Grinch had time for three reindeer to kidnap
He left their remains in the filth of the road
In the time it took Santa to finish his load

Santa spied Donner's head stuck on a pole
The spirit of Christmas had left Donner's soul
Blitzen was lying dead right in his path
The Grinch would soon be feeling Santa's true wrath

"But where is Rudolf?, I need him to lead on.
Please don't tell me that my Rudolf is gone
He then saw Rudolf's mangled corpse in a ditch
And screamed "Vengeance is mine, you son of a bitch!"

Santa followed the Grinch's fetid stench
Found him beating Prancer with a big crescent wrench
And then with a twinkle in Santa's good eye
He cut off Grinch's legs and left him there to die.

Reindeer ripped his flesh and carved out his spleen
And the night echoed his bloodcurdling screams
Santa then laid down his two handed sword
And into the night he then heartily roared,

"I know who's been naughty, I know who's been nice
Don't fuck with me ever, that's my sage advice
Sorry for this mess, I know that it's not right
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"

[Carlo]

I guess a crack pipe and a 9 milimeter, instead of cookies and milk?

Santa's got to protect his turf!!:Twisted:

[volthause]

Just because I spent a whole half hour on this doesn't mean you have to use it in it's entirety or in it's unedited form... or at all. I don't even know how a melody line would go in this.

I don't think that this could ever be topped! :lol:

I'm seriously gasping for breath in between fits of laughter! :lol:

oh man...

okay, breath...

breath...

nice job!

[emtou2u]

hey there monsieur volt -
did you find vocals for your really dark number here? i'd love to see what twisted reality comes from the depths of the womb...

:icon_eek:

[Knastratt]

I happen to have Swedens best Bruce Dickinson copy over here for a month (he's electrosensitive as I am - played in one of the best Maiden cover bands, been singing with John Norum of Europe etc.). He's rehearsing for an upcoming solo record. Want him to take a shot?

[Skwaidu]

Whoah! Cool stuff! Do the vocals... ;)

[volthause]

I've got some tracks from Carlo, so hang on tight!!! I'll have a first go at this thing up in a coupla days!

:Thumbsup:

[emtou2u]

right on!

[volthause]

I finally got a break and threw a rough mix together. I missed a bunch of edits and mutes on the drums and stuff, but with Carlo's vocals over the top of it all, no one is going to be paying attention to the drums anyhow. :lol:

You got mad vox Carlo!

[emtou2u]

I finally got a break and threw a rough mix together.

WTFE!

Volthause this is dark...i'm talking about a journey back in the day...combat boots, torn (in all the right places) jeans, loose cut up t-shirt, bizarre cuts and bruises when i woke up the next morning from getting thrown around a pit....dark.

Carlo...i pray you never are lurking at my back door with your mad vox!

Rocks.

[seagate]

Dark indeed.

Also explains why my tracks have been late... :lol:

Not my cuppa, but sounds nice.

:Thumbsup:

[otek]

Great stuff Volt and Carlo!

Very Old Skool.


My head was bobbin' fer shure.


:D

[Mixerpuppet]

Excellent..

very SlipKnotish IMO...


Santa
Antas
Natas
Tasan
Satan...

Uh oh!!!!

Ok no more letters to the man in Red and White with my wishlist of greed...

[dikledoux]

hee hee. Carlo gets all 'gressive and stuff. Like a smoother version of a mid-70's Dio. And as usual, I wanna be able to get the V's guitar sound for my own. I will eat his soul.

dik