Ok! Here it goes.What happened to the Diaries?

[oldsoul]

I feel like a fool asking this because I'm sure you all know about it already. But honestly I've searched for clues and I like to think of myself as being pretty savy. Will the Bitch Slap diaries ever continue? Were they being discussed under cover elsewhere?

[jerryskid]

Mixerman hired Slippy to viciously murder all members of Bitchslap and the other characters in the book, in order to keep Mixie's secret identity....He and Slippy now share a cell with that Peterson guy who killed his pregnant wife, and Ted Bundy's charred corpse.....Mixerman's story will be profiled on Court TV on Feb 30, 2007 in show called "The Mix of Death: The Mixerman Mercy Murders".... (try saying that fast 3 times)....

Enjoy.....

[blackieC]

Man do you know how to fuck up a story.


Slippy wasn't paid to kill them.

He did it because he likes to.

[Mixerman]

I feel like a fool asking this because I'm sure you all know about it already. But honestly I've searched for clues and I like to think of myself as being pretty savy. Will the Bitch Slap diaries ever continue? Were they being discussed under cover elsewhere?

I'm not at liberty to say. But I will tell you this: you're going to read all sorts of outrageous stories from people here. Don't believe any of them.

There is much going on behind the scenes with Bitch Slap. It has taken some very shrewd negotiating on my part to keep from losing everything I own over that story. I'm happy to say, that after several years of going back and forth on this, we are close to an equitable agreement allowing me to continue to discuss Bitch Slap on the net. Until then we will all have to rely on the creative mythology of the posters here.

Sorry to be so cryptic. But suffice to say, you're no more in the dark than any of the past or future posters on this thread. It's just that they like to tell stories. I would recommend that you sit back and enjoy the tales (maybe even join in a little).

I know I will.

Mixerman

P.S. Welcome to the Womb!

[Johnny]

Sounds almost like you've been Dooced.

[idylldon]

Well, since their first album was such a runaway success, they are currently writing for their sophomore effort, tentatively entitled Noses Against the Fourth Wall.

You didn't hear this from me.

Cheers,
--
Don

[Molly's Lips]

I'm not at liberty to say. But I will tell you this: you're going to read all sorts of outrageous stories from people here. Don't believe any of them.

There is much going on behind the scenes with Bitch Slap. It has taken some very shrewd negotiating on my part to keep from losing everything I own over that story. I'm happy to say, that after several years of going back and forth on this, we are close to an equitable agreement allowing me to continue to discuss Bitch Slap on the net. Until then we will all have to rely on the creative mythology of the posters here.

Sorry to be so cryptic. But suffice to say, you're no more in the dark than any of the past or future posters on this thread. It's just that they like to tell stories. I would recommend that you sit back and enjoy the tales (maybe even join in a little).

I know I will.

Mixerman

P.S. Welcome to the Womb!

I would like more creative mythology, please. And folklore. And scandal.

Spin me a yarn of intrigue!