ded4now is in da hous

[dwoz]

*sigh*



round up the wimmenfolk, get the kids in the basement. Throw a couple bales of hay in the horse paddock and say a prayer for them.


storm comin' on.



dwoz

[jerryskid]

I was just commenting last night that this place needed a little hate....bout time...

[clicktrack]

I *thought* I smelt something...





Welcome, o master of hate...

[otek]

I *thought* I smelt something...


Yep, a faint whiff of sulphur and..... ozone?

Welcome back Ded. In the end, the hate you take, is equal to the hate you make.

[Aardvark]

Yes...the ded one is here...and so is Millard! On the same day.



Hmmmmmmmm.



Coincidence?


Having enjoyed ded's company for dinner I must say it never occured to me he might be Millard!!


Hehehehehe.


Welcome Sir Millard Mulch!


Kidding!!!!



Not about welcoming Millard though...nice of you to join Millard.



Cheers,
Aardvark


P.S. all we need now is Shotgun and a copy of Ohm's law.
:Twisted: :Twisted: :lol: :grin:

[mousdrvr]

Dowz,

Thanks for posting this. I missed it. I like to stay positive but when it comes to Ded? That dude's hate is like golden nectar.
Quick someone piss him off!

[sammz]

hey......ummm....I am here....and stuff.....





no love for sammz ?



:Cry:

[Mojo]

hey......ummm....I am here....and stuff.....





no love for sammz ?



:Cry:

Awww... this is touching.


Albeit in the wrong thread.:Wink:


Hey Ded... how's bout a big ol' hug for sammz, huh? Tis the season and all that.

[malice]

Welcome Ded, Millard, and ... Sammz

malice

[Tim Halligan]

Are we sure it's the real Ded?

I mean, some useless fuck-knuckle was posting as ekko...

Have we had categorical proof that this is the corpse we all know and loathe?

er, love? :D

Just askin'

Cheers,
Tim

[otek]

Are we sure it's the real Ded?


Let's hope so, or the real one is gonna be pissed.

[mousdrvr]

Ded can only be summoned by a perfectly constructed post. It must have just the right amount of whineyness, stupidity, veiled aggression, and entitlement. Only when there has been such a post will we know if our dark master has indeed returned to us.

Should someone post as Ded before that time, we must kill him
immediately. :lol:

[Aardvark]

It is the real deal ded.


Not some cheap imitation.


He is back from the tribulation of the after-effects of his penis reduction surgery...so he says.



I am glad we have the Ekko situation fuckin' straightened out.



Hello to Sammz as well.



Cheers,
Aardvark

[Mixerman]

hey......ummm....I am here....and stuff.....





no love for sammz ?



:Cry:

Sammz!

Welcome to the Womb.

Feel the love. Be the love. You came late, so there's already a Gratuitous Post Count Thread (with a less snazzy name, Dude. Seriously.) Ah well.

Enjoy,

Mixerman

[ded4now]

Just fuck the hell off, all of you (please). Y'all make it sound like I actually contribute something every now and again. But.... I KNOW the TRUTH. This is a conspiracy to draw me out for some insipidly retarded reason that only the likes of mice and (goofy looking) men know. I will not fall for this debauchery anymore. I refuse to be treated and coddled like an infant anymore (unless I am paid) unless certain conditions are met with my approval. Such as:

1) Free video games. I'm not much of a console gamer, but I admit a certain fondness (note I didn't say 'love') for the old Atari 400 8-bit platform. Computer games never really progressed much after Joust in my opinion.

2) Free porn. And I'm not talking about the quick cam recording of the last Kenny And the Boyz 'Let's do a Liquid Lunch' party.. (although I guess that would be acceptable if nothing else could be arranged). I'm not implying that Kenny is gay here, or that he's ever had any inclinations for such activities, but I suppose that would be acceptable. Only as a last resort, of course.

3) A 'Retro Tape' forum. Specifically regarding ADATs. The whole fucking 'retro' thing is popular these days, and I hear certain people referring to the early 90's as 'retro' for some bizarre reason, and I distinctly recall using ADATs in the early 90's, so I fully believe this would fit such a venture. ADATs are the oft-maligned, much-abused, totally-justified, anally retentive, lovely-sounding forgotten piece of recording history that few mention without scorn, malign or painful (painfully) painful ear-fatiguing memories, so I think it's time someone paid these devices (and I use that word loosely) their proper respect.

4) Banning of the word 'jabroni'. I'm not really sure what it means, but it sounds really gay and I'd like it removed, please.


So.

To sum it up, I am requesting that we (no explanation needed) are given access to retro computer gaming, gay (or other ) porn, preferably NOT starring Kenny, but that would be acceptable if no alternative could be found, an ADAT forum and the banning of a certain word for reasons I have already cited.

Thanks, and hope to see you all soon in various stages of decay and dismemberment in the coming new year and beyond.

[malice]

I knew I smelled something

malice

[Jason Phair]

An ATARI game where you, playing Kenny, navigate an alien planet full of the dreaded blackface ADAT's in search of the gay orgy would be a huge seller.