Bubba may be the only one here that really gets this

[blackieC]

but I just had to share this cartoon my sister just sent me.

[bbkong]

Sorry, I can't see it, even with my reading glasses.


But if you're makin' fun of me I'll beat you with my cane.

[J.G.]

Just click the lil thumbnail pic with your cane, BB...

(I still don't geeter, but aye--I ain't Bubba ; )

[bbkong]

<Ok, I just printed this out on my fax machine and I think I get the joke. Sorta. Bartlesville is only 60 miles from Tulsa and I happen to know this because I gave a bartender there a ride back to town for a gangbang once (I wasn't invited)(thank God) and had to give her a ride home. $3.76 in gas in my Harley and I didn't even get a hummer. That's ok, though. The gat player in the band who dreamed up that scheme caught the clap and got grounded by his wife for six months and I got the gig. I saved enough money to buy my first Ford van and the rest was history.

What were we talking about?>

[EyreSpace]

"Livin' on Tulsa Time..."

[magicchord]

I woulda preferred a beer run to Coffeyville, Kansas.

(so many forums, so little time; this is a result of the election, isn't it?)

[Fulcrum]

(so many forums, so little time; this is a result of the election, isn't it?)

I'd say a fair number of us are voting with our feet.

[bbkong]

Yes, the foot vote.

Related to the beer vote, as in 'I'll follow that keg anywhere.'

Once upon a time I bought a cowboy hat in Coffeyville and it rained on the way back. It shrunk up so much it only fit the dog when it dried.

I still blame Kansas.

[Mixerpuppet]

I don't get it....

[jerryskid]

Hence the title of the thread.......

[Cosmic Pig]

I still don't get it.

http://womb.mixerman.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41&d=1163103891

[blackieC]

I don't get it....


That's probably because you made your beer run up to Coffeyville through Nowata.

Had you gone to Caney, Kansas for the beer you would have gone through Bartlesville and had the proper contextual referrence for the joke.

[FajitaTone]

That's probably because you made your beer run up to Coffeyville through Nowata.

Had you gone to Caney, Kansas for the beer you would have gone through Bartlesville and had the proper contextual referrence for the joke.

Uh oh

huh?

[gabby garcia]

anybody wanna meet my dad?? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1898533584770204368&q=jax+beer)

[crunch]

Holy shit!

Is your dad really Basil Rathbone?

[gabby garcia]

no - he's the fisherman with the dirty fingernails.



:grin:

[blackieC]

Hijackers!


How dare you divert my Okie joke thread!


Lets get this back on track.


How To Tell If You're An Okie

It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash (Will Rogers).

You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.

You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

( for the purpose of clarification, Fajita)

You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, & you've made a beer run to another state.

A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

If you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."

"Vacation" means going to the family reunion or a pow-wow.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You measure distance in minutes.

You use fix as a verb. Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store".

You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.

[Spock]

Years ago, I started working with two guys Robert from TX and Brian from OK.

Robert: Hey, do you know why Texas doesn't slide off into the gulf?

Me: No Robert, I don't

Brian: Robert, don't say it, just don't.

Robert: (I a very long TX draaaaawwww) 'Cause Oklahoma Sucks!