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    Company stock goes public 15 minutes after I clear customs at Tullamarine.

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    I had to test something...ok, it worked.
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    Common occurrence, as in each, it's almost impossible to reach adolescence with all ones limbs.


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    This is simply not true,I have had at least four close friend's reach well beyond their adolescence ,without so much as to even lose a fingernail,mind you of course, the same can't be said for the fifteen german backpacker's that had constantly encircled their every move.

    Water crossing's in the far north are never undertaken on foot, without the aid of at least one europeon backpacker,how we lul them in to a false sense of security is,the offer of anti-snake veneine,work's every time!

    This is of course how we savvy queenslander's have survived for so long,since everyone know's backpacker's are generally considered an expendable commodity.LOL

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    the offer of anti-snake veneine
    AKA diet coke.

    everyone know's backpacker's are generally considered an expendable commodity.LOL
    AKA live bait!
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    ...everyone know's backpacker's are generally considered an expendable commodity.LOL
    Especially the Poms.

    Croc fodder.


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    Especially the Poms.

    Croc fodder.
    Both of my parents were British hikers killed by Australian Crocodiles just before I was born.

    I do not find this funny at all.

    Seriously not funny.

    You folks gave the world Fosters right?

    Seriously not funny.


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    Both of my parents were British hikers killed by Australian Crocodiles just before I was born.

    I do not find this funny at all.

    Seriously not funny.

    You folks gave the world Fosters right?

    Seriously not funny.


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    On behalf of both Tim halligan,Gronk,myself and any other insensitive australian lurker's,we would like to commemorate the sacrifice, that had befallen both of your parent's prior to your actual birth,we feel that we can achieve this small token, as your story is so typical of the many scared, and sometimes forgotten backpacker's,that found themselves facing similar and quite horrific experiences at the hand's of our great and sometimes unforgiving "Top End" .

    It has been said that on numerous occasions confused backpacker's would cluster together in their droves until such time,that any passing australian felt the whim to cross any body of water,and sometimes, just for the sport of it,would coax them unwittingly to their demise.For this most inhumane practice, we would like to express our deep regret.

    We know in our heart of heart's that, as your parent's were most likely bleating on,oop's ,sorry..er…I mean,pledging their alegeince to queen and country as most often they do, after only one or two "pot's" of xxxx(popular queensland beer)then go about sweet talking our women, and ,on occasions our livestock in to assuming both uncomfortable and precarious position's,.. I digress.

    So in closing,we shall lay a wreath of no less than four imitation crocodile skin handbag's(the real one's are very expensive you know) as a small tribute to those backpacker's(Aardvark's english backpacking parent's) who unwittingly gave up their lives,so australian's everywhere, can wiggle their finger's and toes ,safely in the knowledge that it was an english backpacker,or two,that gave up their life for them,and not anyone very important after all.

    Thank you Aardvark,and my country salutes you.

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    Ah, Australia... where men are real men and the sheep are nervous.
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    Both of my parents were British hikers killed by Australian Crocodiles just before I was born.
    Must have been a C(roc)-section delivery.
    Man! You have GOT to try a hit of this RANGE SUNSHINE!

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    Ah, Australia... where men are real men and the sheep are nervous.
    You got this ass about Mate!
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    Both of my parents were British hikers killed by Australian Crocodiles just before I was born.
    Sorry to hear about your parents Ardy, tragic, but it does explain a few things...
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    You got this ass about Mate!
    And they say Texans talk funny!
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    Ah, Australia... where men are real men and the sheep are nervous.
    Yet it's the Kiwis that have the nickname of "South Sea Sheep-shaggers"...amongst others.

    Go figure.



    Cheers,
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    Must have been a C(roc)-section delivery.
    Ouch!
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    Yet it's the Kiwis that have the nickname of "South Sea Sheep-shaggers"...amongst others.
    That's just Australian reluctance to acknowledge that in NZ, our women are better looking than the sheep.

    Mmmm, beer...
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    our women are better looking than the sheep.
    They'd want to be, because the blokes certainly aren't.





    Cheers,
    Tim
    Don't forget, we are all engaged in a battle to the death against mediocrity.

    The best radio mic system that money can buy is ALMOST as good as a $20 cable.

    One of the most important things to remember about sound is:
    'Sucks' is always conducted better than 'Rules'. - Pimp-X wisdom


    Never underestimate the power of stupid - Blackie C (RIP)

    Ego and talent seldom go hand in hand... Talent and humble on the other hand... - Zoesch

    Weedy ignores this simple bit of glaring obviousness because he is an "ELECTRIC BASS GUITARIST"(coughcough)
    and views the kick drum as a "bass riff rhythmic pattern suggestion generator" - Slipperman
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    They'd want to be, because the blokes certainly aren't. ...
    We don't need to be good looking. We're intelligent, sensitive and witty.
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    Australians are hard-core to put up with all this. How do you keep your kids from getting eaten before the age of 5?

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    Australians are hard-core to put up with all this. How do you keep your kids from getting eaten before the age of 5?
    Only the strong survive!!!
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    How do you keep your kids from getting eaten before the age of 5?
    The children act as beer gofers, and as such are vigorously defended.





















    By the crocodiles.



















    Who also supervise most of the brewing and tourist disposal tasks.





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