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    Rangers Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    OK.

    We needed a thread title of staggering incredulity to stimulate some activity here on the forum that Mixerman used to sponsor.

    Before he migrated to FarceBunk and abandoned his responsibilities here at the Womb.

    Which he denies.

    Of course.

    Historical precedent sez...

    It's all over but the shouting.

    And backpedaling.

    And further entirely transparent denials.


    It's all about the CASH people.

    THE CASH



    And believe me... Mixerman does NOT buy into the old maxim "Tis better to give..."

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    OK.

    We needed a thread title of staggering incredulity to stimulate some activity here on the forum that Mixerman used to sponsor.

    Before he migrated to FarceBunk and abandoned his responsibilities here at the Womb.

    Which he denies.

    Of course.

    Historical precedent sez...

    It's all over but the shouting.

    And backpedaling.

    And further entirely transparent denials.


    It's all about the CASH people.

    THE CASH



    And believe me... Mixerman does NOT buy into the old maxim "Tis better to give..."

    SM.
    Boom!

    I'm here first. Who do I contact about collecting my money?

    But, I'd return every cent of my winnings to find out why Mixerman sounds more like Richard Belzer with every bong?

    Seeing him bright eyed and bushy tailed in his new preview clips freaked me the fuck out.
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    ...It's all about the CASH ...
    THE Cash had more rhythm in his voice than almost any drummer could dredge up!
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    More amphetamines also.
    Man! You have GOT to try a hit of this RANGE SUNSHINE!

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    More amphetamines also.
    HAHAHAHA.

    Ahh me.

    No quarter here Bob.

    Tough room.

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    He was born in Arkansas - "come for the meth, stay because you sold your car to buy meth."
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    If you want more activity, you ostensibly have three options:

    • Create controversy through anonymously posting fantastic stories. (This option only really works if it's 2001)

    • Actually have experienced professionals sharing wisdom. (Clearly this is never going to happen.)

    So that really only leaves us with option three...

    • Color the place purple and create a bunch of member-bots who create posts by randomly stringing together audio terms like "preamp", "best" and "under $500".

    You're welcome.
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Kyle, you are a treasure...



    ...and easily the best preamp under $500.
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    But which Kyle should I pair with a Rode NT1A for male hip-hop vocals? I'm looking for warmth...
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    I came here for the prestige....what's all this about cash, now?
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    I came here for the prestige....what's all this about cash, now?
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    I came here for the prestige....what's all this about cash, now?
    now, what is the best prestige under $500?

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Shit. And I thought I made my nut for the month.

    Fuck.

    Ah fuck, fuck, fuck.

    $30 mil?

    Fuck.

    Aardy!

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Cool!

    So, how is this going to be divvied up?

    Will it be proportional to number of posts?

    I guess I'd better get cracking.

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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Yes indeed.


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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Oh, SURE.

    Now I see this error message saying I must wait 30 seconds between posts?!

    Well, THAT plan is fucked then.


    JLE
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    now, what is the best prestige under $500?

    all the best,
    the keks
    Prestige for what?
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Isn't that a brand of Canadian guitar?
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    Isn't that a brand of Canadian guitar?
    Japanese; a friend of mine still owns one; a weird violin shaped guitar.
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    Default Re: Mixerman giving away 30 million dollars in cash.

    So is that the reward for the safe return of the missing MMRS tapes?

    shut up and play yer guitar...

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