Re: Don't cup the mic
Is this an audio site?
Or, is it a site to guide our fledgling young male readership in methods of self-appeasement?
I think a more direct message is needed. "dear Rapper. If you cup the mic it will ejaculate in your mouth, and that will be really awkward, at best."
"...but ma, audio engineering IS gainful employment!..."
"...If I wuz at that club where Miles played one note I would have bounced ONE BOTTLE off his shiny fucking coconut. What? He's Phil Glass now?..." -Slipperman
"...never attribute to magic, that which can be explained by conspiracy."