Thread: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    Drop beads are killer this time of year.
    The Minister for explaining tourist fatalities has determined that drop bears don't exist.
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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    Australia drop bears. Negative for tourism.
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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    The Minister for explaining tourist fatalities has determined that drop bears don't exist.
    Barnaby Joyce said no such thing.
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    Barnaby Joyce said no such thing.
    Barnaby changed portfolios years ago. He's now minister for harassing Johnny Depp.
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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    So. Slippy has been there for a week plus and he's still alive?

    Surely some sort of record.

    I was told during my first trip to Melbourne that all new arrivals were randomly assigned a Footy team by immigration at Tullamarine, just so that it could be included in the newspaper reports should they fall prey to an itinerant serial killer/drop bear/dehydration after getting lost on the way to the dunny/shark attack/box jellyfish/the sight of their first drinks bill/delete as appropriate.

    I found that the biggest threat to life and limb in Melbourne was the trams...

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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    The Minister for explaining tourist fatalities has determined that drop bears don't exist.
    As part of a massive cover-up by the tourist industry.
    Man! You have GOT to try a hit of this RANGE SUNSHINE!

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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    I found that the biggest threat to life and limb in Melbourne was the trams...
    Or drunken AFL footballers during the off-season.

    Or...y'know....Victorians!



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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    You will all be dealt with...

    With great severity.

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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    So. Slippy has been there for a week plus and he's still alive?

    Surely some sort of record.

    ...
    I thought that's what he's there for - some sort of record?
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    Coincidentally, Melbourne has had more firearm offences in the past month than it has in the past four years.
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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    You will all be dealt with...

    With great severity.

    SM.
    Well...at least you're in the correct hemisphere to be able to carry out this threat.



    Cheers,
    Tim
    Don't forget, we are all engaged in a battle to the death against mediocrity.

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    'Sucks' is always conducted better than 'Rules'. - Pimp-X wisdom


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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    Coincidentally, Melbourne has had more firearm offences in the past month than it has in the past four years.

    My people are highly motivated.

    Soon, meat pies will be outlawed as well.

    It has begun.

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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    My people are highly motivated.

    Soon, meat pies will be outlawed as well.

    It has begun.

    SM.
    Meat pies already have been outlawed. At least putting meat in them has been.
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    Default Re: Wheels down in Melbourne Oz on Feb 25th.

    Safe to say Slippy's record production days are behind him now.. He's a genuine gumboot wearing, horse whispering, pig feeding, dog breeding, shit kicker out in the wild west of Victorian wine country.. Of course the whole operation is fuel'd by Telfast, (they bought a pill press to assist with consumption, also readily available in country Vic).. If the wildlife don't get you, the pollen, dust and flora might..
    I would probably stop thinking about model numbers and sound-alikes, and start thinking about the sonic character I want.

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