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    Default Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    ..are you just happy to see me?

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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    The plan must have been to get caught with the guitar so that (hopefully) the wireless system would go unnoticed.

    I mean, no one really expects to get away with stealing a guitar by shoving down thier pants, do they?

    I guess it's a good thing for him that he's not a bassist....

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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    The plan must have been to get caught with the guitar so that (hopefully) the wireless system would go unnoticed.

    I mean, no one really expects to get away with stealing a guitar by shoving down thier pants, do they?

    I guess it's a good thing for him that he's not a bassist....

    Cheers,

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    I'm speechless.

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    "Hey baby, wanna pluck my strings???"
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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    I mean, no one really expects to get away with stealing a guitar by shoving down thier pants, do they?


    Cheers,

    Dave


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    I had a guy try to do the same thing to me about five or six years ago.
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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    It's amazing that this hasn't been said here yet....


    But if the Whammy Bar had been removed this would not have happened...


    Hey at least he unplugged it....


    I think....
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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    It's amazing that this hasn't been said here yet....


    But if the Whammy Bar had been removed this would not have happened...
    I'm confused...




    Who's "whammy bar" are we talking about here?


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    Default Re: Is that a guitar in your pants, or...

    Uh oh!


    Who's whammy?


    Pete Townsend damged his hand on a whammy once...


    So the possibility of this theif having 2 or or more whammies might have contributed to the obviouosnessessessesss

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